Because he had a big chest, would always remove his shirt and wear a tight boxer exposing his prick
and 6 packs whenever I brought any babe, that is when he will come like that to borrow something

bibijay123:
Her kids spoilt my iron and the hubby bought a new one that same week. So I started lending it from them

I see you

Ahhh Ebuka may thunder fire you, kia this guy was my next door neighbor but e be like say we dey stay for the same house, nothing wey I'm no dey borrow, from singlet to spoon to cream, and the funny thing is he comes home with girls almost everyday , to disturb the peace of the neighborhood , I suffer for this guy hand enhhh, so they I park comot from the area , so annoying.

rosalieene:


I see you

I see you too sis

illitrate:
Because he had a big chest, would always remove his shirt and wear a tight boxer exposing his prick
and 6 packs whenever I brought any babe, that is when he will come like that to borrow something

Lol did he snatch any of ur babes?

bibijay123:


Lol did he snatch any of ur babes?

For where, he had a 6 packs, I had a snake between my legs
my babe prefer the snake to the 6 packs.

illitrate:


For where, he had a 6 packs, I had a snake between my legs
my babe prefer the snake to the 6 packs.

Lol good for u

cc:lalasticlala

taylor88:
Using my diick without my consent

using your dick?

Harbeyg09:
Accused me of having sex with her daughter which wasn't true

That's a big charge which needs fact to win tho did u really did it no liar kidding

sats02:
using your dick?

lmao... he sounds crazy?

Playing loud music in hostel when I have exam by 8am the next day and to think that I finished the days paper by 3pm was so annoying, had to beg the babygoat to reduce it, yet he didn't do so just cos I don't relate with him.

Lmao oh
Babygoat keh

indodon:
she always asking me for matches

like four times a day!!!!

Dash her a box, n always have one ready.


My neighbours are jobless guys, so dey sit at d gate n have a penchant for asking my female guests jamb questions!? No matter how frequent she is!

And meself dey avoid relating with dem, make dem no come tax me finish! Dem no sabi ask for small money! And cant stop breaking into my room!? Yet to steal cash though! U come back home from a trip, bedsheet is dirty, tv is tuned to a strange channel, gas doesnt last as long, foodstuff disappears! I need to install cctv, require irrefutable proof!

This one is my guy's neighbors. If he's cooling they'll just come in and carry plate and start dishing food for themselves. The guy even eats less of his food than his neighbours. The other neighbor will start hailing the guy's name anytime the guy brings girl home, not just hailing he will start knocking and telling my guy to open up that he wants to see who the girl is. If my guy forgets to lock his door he will just open it and enter and come and start hailing the girl. The day I borrowed my guys room to have sex, I just closed the door n forgot to lock it, next thing somebody was just saying bad guy, na like this u de catch am, I just flung shoe at the guy and warned him(it was then that my guy told me of how the guy behaves sef). I couldn't even fight him cos I didn't want to put my guy in trouble with his landlord for giving out his room to another person(guys landlord is deeper life and has rules in his compound) . Smh i just told him he is relating with them too much that's why they feel they can just be barging into his room anyhow. Familiarity really brings disrespect

Then this one is me, not a neighbor but a teacher that was staying in the staff quarters behind my hostel back in my ss2 days. Early morning like this when that morning sleep is just entering you, the man will start forming chorister and will start singing and singing, thing used to pain us eh. Then late night the other one will start playing his music, somebody cannot even enjoy the beginning or end of his sleep

jonaifame22:
Refusing to leave when a gal I have an arrangement wth arrives

Na this one de pain pass.

dpete1:
cc:lalasticlala

you go call tire