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I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:17am On Sep 25, 2017
yesterday, when I was at the full swing on the bed of one of my boyfriends', I opened my eyes from trance, and suddenly saw a white man look down at me.

I was scared to vomit my heart out.

that ugly white man hanged on the wall was called "Jesus" . he had a yellowish beard, and a pair of hypocritical eyes, which must have seen many intercourses on bed, by the advantage of his location.

what makes me more nauseating is, sometimes, I could see my nude body being viewed by a scraggy ebony man, with a pair of glasses.

I just wonder, how can so many pairs of lovers tolerate such profane things in their bedrooms , and share their love motion with these 2 men ?
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by kunlealao(m): 6:19am On Sep 25, 2017
Lol! Abi the thing never hook u.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:20am On Sep 25, 2017
kunlealao:
Lol! Abi the thing never hook u.

what thing ? STD ? I am a blonde, I am not a Nigerian.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:20am On Sep 25, 2017
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Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by gabinogem(m): 6:23am On Sep 25, 2017
Do u really have to blaspheme in order to pass ur message

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Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:26am On Sep 25, 2017
gabinogem:
Do u really have to blaspheme in order to pass ur message

but those guys who hang the pictures of Jesus in their bedrooms, have already sullied Jesus's eyes.

but, do you mean , this contaminates Buhari's eyes ?
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by abelprice(m): 6:27am On Sep 25, 2017
putain:


what thing ? STD ? I am a blonde, I am not a Nigerian.

If u are not a Nigerian you don't have the right to degrade our president... undecided....only a Nigerian has the right to tell others how uncivilized our president is.... undecided
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by gabinogem(m): 6:29am On Sep 25, 2017
putain:


but those guys who hang the pictures of Jesus in their bedrooms, have already sullied Jesus's eyes.

but, do you mean , this contaminates Buhari's eyes ?
see ur mouth, asif no be with girls like una dem dey frolick wit... Buhari enjoys pornography jor tongue
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by Nutase: 6:29am On Sep 25, 2017
Abeg who is the ebony man?
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:31am On Sep 25, 2017
abelprice:


If u are not a Nigerian you don't have the right to degrade our president... undecided....only a Nigerian has the right to tell others how uncivilized our president is.... undecided

I said nothing of Buhari. I just mentioned that, his picture has been hanged in many bedrooms.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:32am On Sep 25, 2017
Nutase:
Abeg who is the ebony man?

who do you think he is ?
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by Nutase: 6:34am On Sep 25, 2017
putain:


who do you think he is ?
dunno
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:36am On Sep 25, 2017
Nutase:
dunno

i dont know what you know , so i can not help you.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by abelprice(m): 6:37am On Sep 25, 2017
putain:


I said nothing of Buhari. I just mentioned that, his picture has been hanged in many bedrooms.

Many bedroom in Angola.. .. how dose that sound.. ... you guys should hang or hung(according to English. Hang for human. Hung for things..)your president picture in your bedroom... undecided... come to think of it who dose that in naija... ... maybe sarki and Madridguy.. guy they love bubu... undecided
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:40am On Sep 25, 2017
abelprice:


Many bedroom in Angola.. .. how dose that sound.. ... you guys should hang or hung(according to English. Hang for human. Hung for things..)your president picture in your bedroom... undecided... come to think of it who dose that in naija... ... maybe sarki and Madridguy.. guy they love bubu... undecided

why should I hang the picture of any president ? in my bedroom, I hang the picture of my favorite boy's peniss

and I put 3 pieces of big glasses in my room. one on the roof, one at the foot of the bed, one at the side of the bed.

I can view any thing , any nuance , during copulation, from any angle. I can see the moment how he goes inside me.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by abelprice(m): 6:43am On Sep 25, 2017
putain:


why should I hang the picture of any president ? in my bedroom, I hang the picture of my favorite boy's peniss

and I put 3 pieces of big glasses in my room. one on the roof, one at the foot of the bed, one at the side of the bed.

I can view any thing , any nuance , during copulation, from any angle. I can see the moment how he goes inside me.

Oh sorry... psycho alert... undecided..
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by petergriffin: 6:47am On Sep 25, 2017
Jesus is lord and saviour
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:48am On Sep 25, 2017
abelprice:


Oh sorry... psycho alert... undecided..

because you have no money to buy large size mirrors, to decorate your bedroom, and to make it more naughty.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:48am On Sep 25, 2017
petergriffin:
Jesus is lord and saviour

so , he should suffer seeing how you guys having sex under his nose ?
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 6:52am On Sep 25, 2017
petergriffin:
Jesus is lord and saviour

and why don't you guys paint Jesus to be a black man ? did Bible tell you that he is a white man ?

but since you guys having too much sex under the stare of a white man, you don't feel any shame in real life to take off your pants in front of white people.

that is why white people find you so sexy and "easy" .
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by petergriffin: 6:58am On Sep 25, 2017
putain:


and why don't you guys paint Jesus to be a black man ? did Bible tell you that he is a white man ?

but since you guys having too much sex under the stare of a white man, you don't feel any shame in real life to take off your pants in front of white people.

that is why white people find you so sexy and "easy" .
hey! Heey!! 1. Am not a black man
2. What is a bible
3.i dont have sex under the stare of a white man or a blonde poster.
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by divinehand2003(m): 7:05am On Sep 25, 2017
You are whywhyogun
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 10:35am On Sep 25, 2017
petergriffin:
hey! Heey!! 1. Am not a black man
2. What is a bible
3.i dont have sex under the stare of a white man or a blonde poster.

1) you are not a black man ? so you are a non-black ? an Asian probably ? I guess no real Caucasian would condescend to this forum.

2) you have no idea of Bible ? you must be a Chinese, they are all atheists .

3) you don't post Jesus image or a blonde celebrity on your wall ? you are definitely a Chinese. and you don't like blonde girls ? you must be a gay !

you are a Chinese gay !!! you are whywhyogun !! oh , my !
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by putain: 10:36am On Sep 25, 2017
divinehand2003:
You are whywhyogun

yes , some one in this thread is whywhyogun. is it you ? he/she is good at camouflage .
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by vanvick247(m): 11:02am On Sep 25, 2017
Many are mad but few are actually roaming sha!!!
Re: I Can Not Have Sex Under The Stare Of Jesus Or Buhari by petergriffin: 5:58pm On Sep 25, 2017
Füćk you
putain:


1) you are not a black man ? so you are a non-black ? an Asian probably ? I guess no real Caucasian would condescend to this forum.

2) you have no idea of Bible ? you must be a Chinese, they are all atheists .

3) you don't post Jesus image or a blonde celebrity on your wall ? you are definitely a Chinese. and you don't like blonde girls ? you must be a gay !

you are a Chinese gay !!! you are whywhyogun !! oh , my !

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