tkb417:

see this guy
shey na dt old picture u see? i don Behind up nau
no try me o

haha. washere. Thank goodness for photoshop.  

ayettymama:

tope you even went as far as saying you are sure the guy is pompous!!- if the dude is soo horrendous why would u even bother sayin that??

lolz its not even bout diff strokes- some women are AFRAID of beautiful men

im still yet to decipher why

ph pls shush
i neva said the guy was pompous. i said it obvious guys like jaquan spend lots of time infront of the mirror n i dnt like men like that cuz they usually tend to be selfish n self-centered.

Lol, you guys are still here. I thought we had made our point yesterday. Jaquan's definitely NOT the hottest.

~Sauron~:

Funkybaby, i will buy a HUMMER for you on our wedding day.

Fantastic !    

And what do i get on:

# our wedding night
# three months into my pregnancy
#all the pains i will go through during labour all in the quest to be your babymama
#when i give birth to two charming twin boys (that do not look like jaquan and without your sharp tongue  )  

doyin13:

na wa. . . .just for repping a fellow ''tkb'' oo

all ma enemies go kpeme when i win grammy this award

abeg, dont relent, we shall overcome

TOPE2000!:

ph pls shush
i neva said the guy was pompous. i said it obvious guys like jaquan spend lots of time infront of the mirror n i dnt like men like that cuz they usually tend to be selfish n self-centered.

kai

wat does pompous mean?? abeg go GOOGLE IT!

hows it obvious he spends soo much time in front mirror??

because hes FOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE right??

@yetty
Afraid of beautiful men? ahahahahahahahahaha
so he is a pretty boy
well in that case, i dont want a pretty boy, i want manly man

Krayola:

haha. Me I'm not a pretty boy o, abeg. But i bet if Jaquan and I were in a room u would be staring at me and creamin urself. If he touch you you go slap am for interfering with your fantasy.  

DEATH

ROFL!
all the trouble makers had to come here

nice nice   no substitute for peace and some calmness.

stillwater:

Lol, you guys are still here. I thought we had made our point yesterday. Jaquan's definitely NOT the hottest.

Stilly, ma sweetie.
Who's the sexiest?

funkybaby:

Fantastic !    

And what do i get on:

# our wedding night
# three months into my pregnancy
#all the pains i will go through during labour just in the quest to be your babymama
#when i give birth to two charming twin boys (that do not look like jaquan and without your sharp tongue  )  

Wedding night - Lexus Jeep
3 months preggers - $10,000 American Express card.
Labour Pain - $40,000 in your bank account.
Twins? A trip to MARS.

ayettymama:

kai

wat does pompous mean?? abeg go GOOGLE IT!

hows it obvious he spends soo much time in front mirror??

because hes FOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE right??

The keyword is USUALLY, aunty.

just because i said doesnt meant he is one of those.
no he spend lots of time infront of the mirror cus he decorate his bia bia n perm his hair. i wont be surprised if he wears eye-liner.

~Sauron~:

Stilly, ma sweetie.
Who's the sexiest?

Lol, you're not serious. You of course followed by my brother.

tkb417:

e be like say everybody don wan show say den get big big vocabs

lemme go carry my dictionary

cos na army/Commad children school i go when i dey small

hehehehe. . tkb, why you go mislead the people like this na

You this Umukoro Community Development high school alumnus  

~Sauron~:


Wedding night - Lexus Jeep
3 months preggers - $10,000 American Express card.
Labour Pain - $40,000 in your bank account.
Twins? A trip to MARS.

am i allowed to negotiate for a better 'compensation package'  ?  

@Jaybee
oh yeah, its usually not the best to lock a thread when peeps disagree

peeps will disgaree to agree. Now we are all fine

so carry ur sledge hammer away

stillwater:

Lol, you're not serious. You of course followed by my brother.

sauron comes last

funkybaby:


am i allowed to negotiate for a better 'compensation package'  ?  

Don't be another Oliver Twist!

TKB where is your pic?

Jaquan doesn't even come close to Doyin sef.

TOPE2000!:

sauron comes last

Don't worry. When he gets rid of his big belle, he will come first. I see potential in him.

doyin13:

hehehehe. . tkb, why you go mislead the people like this na

You this Umukoro Community Development high school alumnus  

chei!!!
see this man sha

na me be class captain frm pry 3-5 cos na me sabi book pass
go cantonment go ask  

hold on where did u guys get him permin his hair from??

is there invisible jeri curls i cant see somewhere??

~Sauron~:

Don't be another Oliver Twist!

ouch !    

Let me look at other offers on my table and i will get back to you. okay?  

Hmmm now I see many people have been waiting for this opportunity to bring out their (dracula) claws. Hope you're all happy now. Topic derailed. Lockdown imminent. Well done.


Aaanyway, the only person I'm worried about is jaquan. If only we'd known all this would bring you so much unwanted scrutiny, beef and noise, we'd probably have just left you in peace. After all you didn't ask for all this. You're still hawt though (to me the hottest on NL. UNdisputable . Just enjoy yourself jare. As it is on NL, so it is in real life. You meet all sorts .

jay bee:

nice nice   no substitute for peace and some calmness.

Welcome to 'crazyland' . .  

ayettymama:

hold on where did u guys get him permin his hair from??

is there invisible jeri curls i cant see somewhere??

OMG. I thot u knw abt pretty boys?
cant u tell he perms it b4 cutting it?

anyhoo im outta here, enuff with jaquan already.

stillwater:

TKB where is your pic?

Jaquan doesn't even come close to Doyin sef.

Don't worry. When he gets rid of his big belle, he will come first. I see potential in him.

where were u when i was ready to show u yesterday?

u MIA. nyways, u'll have to wait till i get back to ma room again

for fuuuuuuuuuuk sake jaquan is not a pretty boi!!!

a pretty boi has no facial hair and kinda resembles a woman!!

learn street talk b4 u use street talk! kai!

neways no i cant tell he perms his hair b4 cuttin it!!

the hair even looks ruff up close to me!

abeg explain more!

tkb417:

chei!!!
see this man sha

na me be class captain frm pry 3-5 cos na me sabi book pass
go cantonment go ask  

haha. Which cantonment, the one at Ikeja, near that  GRA area, abi na Maryland?

funkybaby:

ouch !    
Let me look at other offers on my table and i will get back to you. okay?  

If you see any offer better than mine, i will triple it.
Get back to me ASAP. . . .Some babes are buzzing me already.

TOPE2000!:

sauron comes last

Monkey nor fyne, him wifey like am.

stillwater:

Lol, you're not serious. You of course followed by my brother.

Thank you, sweetie.

stillwater:

TKB where is your pic?
Jaquan doesn't even come close to Doyin sef.

Don't worry. When he gets rid of his big belle, he will come first. I see potential in him.

I am buying hair-relaxer and dye this evening to boost ma finesse.

Oh gawd yetty. pele
keep absorbing on jaquan's looks abeg

~Sauron~:

Monkey nor fyne, him wifey like am.

That is more important jare
infact U ARE THE HOTTEST. there i said it

Krayola:

haha. Which cantonment, the one at Ikeja, near that  GRA area, abi na Maryland?

maryland dont tell me you went to that school

Pweety4me:

_*Sigh*

how are u?