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Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 11:27am On Dec 09, 2017
Lol he went through ma profile .. Nice cheesy
Gentle034:

Oya now! Let's kwantinue!! After all what happens here stays here
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gwan2(m): 11:44am On Dec 09, 2017
Dasherz:
Well goodluckt to u

And maybe he needs to read inbetween lines

Thanks for the advice tho
I think GeeString, the OP needs the better luck though cheesy...never seen such spec for a wifey my whole life undecided
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gwan2(m): 11:48am On Dec 09, 2017
Gentle034:

To be frank it's not as if I want a G.f, I already have, I just want to catch fun!!
Gentle ma nigga...threading the same fun path with you though. Love your sense of humor, from the constitutional reference to recommendations/accommodation. One love
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 11:50am On Dec 09, 2017
Lol whatever rocks his boat
Gwan2:

I think GeeString, the OP needs the better luck though cheesy...never seen such spec for a wifey my whole life undecided
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by GeeString: 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2017
Gwan2:

I think GeeString, the OP needs the better luck though cheesy...never seen such spec for a wifey my whole life undecided




Found one already.

Thanks.
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by GeeString: 2:47pm On Dec 09, 2017
[quote author=Gentle034 post=63117832][/quote]



Nah, fire on.

Been awhile I came on NL sef.
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 7:45am On Dec 10, 2017
Dasherz:
Lol he went through ma profile .. Nice cheesy
But na true now! Abi don't u know that what happens on earth stays on earth?
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 7:46am On Dec 10, 2017
GeeString:




Nah, fire on.

Been awhile I came on NL sef.
OK sir
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 7:58am On Dec 10, 2017
Gwan2:

Gentle ma nigga...threading the same fun path with you though. Love your sense of humor, from the constitutional reference to recommendations/accommodation. One love
Thanks man! Much love and respect!
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 9:34am On Dec 10, 2017
Gentle034:

But na true now! Abi don't u know that what happens on earth stays on earth?

i would've loved to argue on this but i don't know your views on religion so I'll pass
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 10:05am On Dec 10, 2017
Dasherz:


i would've loved to argue on this but i don't know your views on religion so I'll pass

My views are liberal, why pass, Are u a footballer?
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 10:28am On Dec 10, 2017
Gentle034:
My views are liberal, why pass, Are u a footballer?
nahhh I'm an observer
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Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 1:30pm On Dec 10, 2017
Dasherz:


nahhh I'm an observer
Huh! This kind observer wey dey pass? You what's ur own religious views? Maybe I go score!
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 2:53pm On Dec 10, 2017
Gentle034:

Huh! This kind observer wey dey pass? You what's ur own religious views? Maybe I go score!
well I'm a Christian and I believe that whatever we do here in earth doesn't just end in earth as every action here is duly rewarded

so whatever happens on earth has a reward
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 6:15pm On Dec 10, 2017
Dasherz:

well I'm a Christian and I believe that whatever we do here in earth doesn't just end in earth as every action here is duly rewarded

so whatever happens on earth has a reward
I see!! That's your view anyways, and u good with dat, and I am too, it's not bad it also metaphysical and I believe in God to, but then i've seen empirical fact to substantiate my views.
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Premiumwriter: 6:52pm On Dec 10, 2017
She must be a bitch She must be a bisexual She must be God-fearing

Seems God-fearing has a new meaning or is the dude confused
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2017
Gentle034:

I see!! That's your view anyways, and u good with dat, and I am too, it's not bad it also metaphysical and I believe in God to, but then i've seen empirical fact to substantiate my views.

nice... so mind sharing these facts?
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 11:28pm On Dec 10, 2017
Dasherz:


nice... so mind sharing these facts?
Is it flash share or bluetooth? Which would be safer for d sharing?
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 12:34am On Dec 11, 2017
Gentle034:

Is it flash share or bluetooth? Which would be safer for d sharing?


i think those media of sharing won't transfer so quickly the vast knowledge you have on this

what other means will you suggest? ... why not type?
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Re: I Need A Wife Asap by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 3:36am On Dec 11, 2017
Windflower:

If you are serious with what you typed, why do you want a bisexual. I am not getting it

WindFlower.
You have the most beautiful monicker I've come across on Nairaland
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 8:34am On Dec 11, 2017
Dasherz:



i think those media of sharing won't transfer so quickly the vast knowledge you have on this

what other means will you suggest? ... why not type?
Nah, typing is too stressful, am a lazy typist, I suggest direct communication!
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Dasherz(f): 9:03am On Dec 11, 2017
Gentle034:

Nah, typing is too stressful, am a lazy typist, I suggest direct communication!

you can type.. one line per mention you know.. ain't that hard... just scroll through your post and your phone does the job or you just punch the keys and the PC does the job cheesy
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Gentle034(m): 9:12am On Dec 11, 2017
Dasherz:


you can type.. one line per mention you know.. ain't that hard... just scroll through your post and your phone does the job or you just punch the keys and the PC does the job cheesy
I can't, I rather prefer to write, like a secretary! And dat one line per mention stuff? Got me confused mayb cos am not I.t savvy.
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Windflower(f): 5:03pm On Dec 11, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:


WindFlower.
You have the most beautiful monicker I've come across on Nairaland
Lol, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Shugavee(f): 5:29pm On Dec 11, 2017
GeeString:
Hello,

I need a wife without further delay.

She must possess all or most of the following qualities:

1. She must be a bitch in bed and act like a saint in public

2. She must be God-fearing (for the kids) cuz I'm not

3. She must be bisexual

4. She must be a great cook

5. She must be working already. I don't care if she is a hairdresser as long as she keeps herself busy

6. She must be educated and able to express herself flawlessly

7. She can have not more than one kid (4 single mothers)

8. She must be ready 4 marriage in a very short time

I don't care about any other baggage she has, I'm very tolerant. Be a smoker, have tattoos, be a witch etc, I don't judge.


If you are interested, kindly send me a pm.

Thanks.
you seem nice, would be nice if i saw ur picture!! Send me an email!! Am new here anyways
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by GeeString: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2017
Shugavee:
you seem nice, would be nice if i saw ur picture!! Send me an email!! Am new here anyways




Hmm. I wouldnt mind. But your moniker was opened today.

I value my privacy alot. Do you mind if we do a video call first?

Whatsapp preferrably...
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by Shugavee(f): 10:30pm On Dec 11, 2017
GeeString:





Hmm. I wouldnt mind. But your moniker was opened today.

I value my privacy alot. Do you mind if we do a video call first?

Whatsapp preferrably...
oh okay I understand ur plight, so what's ur plan cause I don't know how things work here
Re: I Need A Wife Asap by GeeString: 10:35pm On Dec 11, 2017
Shugavee:
oh okay I understand ur plight, so what's ur plan cause I don't know how things work here





Im sending you a pm now.

Check your mail & respond.

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