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FACTS !!!exclusively Bae(!!!) by Martin0(m): 2:30pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
-------------------------- Since 'how was ur night?' is the most used question on FB, so can I ask how was ur night friends? Lol.. Let's smile joor! ------------------------- Please,Why is it that when women cut their hair, their makeup becomes ten times heavier and the earrings three times bigger? Why? -------------------------- If ur boyfriend is using GLO subscription, marry him, Patience is in his DNA. -------------------------- Leggings with no Ass ... Is like a wallet without cash. Argue with ur ancestors. --------------------------- Psquare will be singing 'nobody ugly' as if they have been to Imo Poly. Umuagwo. -------------------------- Ladies, please avoid guys that speak big grammars. I would have said most of them are naturally stingy but I dont do gossip. ------------------------- Dear Calabar boys, it is ' fifty naira notes each' not ' pipty pipty naila'. -------------------------- Some girls know 1000 ways to catch a guy cheating, but don't know 5 ways to keep a Guy happy. -------------------------- When you get home and find out that somebody ate the food you were thinking about all day.. But why Lord? ------------------------- GF: what do you think of our Love Martin : count the stars in the sky. GF: wow.. It is infinty. Martin : No! It is a waste of time. ------------------------- Life is too short to ask a stammerer for directions, my brodas and sistas. -------------------------- I know a girl here who used 6,500 naira to snap studio pictures last 2 weeks just for her birthday. Up till now, she has just 14likes and 3 comments. It is a pity. -------------------------- have you noticed ? Nigerian beggars now sit close to the ATM machines.. -------------------------- Please, to all those girls who wear too much make-up.. Take it easy biko nu.. It is a face not a colouring book. ------------------------- Funny guys are dangerous sha.. You will laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh and laugh, next minute u take off the pant. ------------------------- You are Tagging Me With your BF Pics, For What? Am I him? Are Him Me? Me Are Him? He Are Me? No Wait.. He I am? I he Him? I Me Him? Answer Me ehn! -------------------------- Welcome to strange world of social media where we open #Facebook, more than #Holy_Book (Quran/Bible)... May God forgive our shortcomings. ------------------------- Only on facebook here 45 years old man thanks 17 years old girl for accepting his request, but never thanks his wife for feeding him. ------------------------ We live in a strange time where the #rich has more rooms than children and the #poor has more children than rooms. ------------------------- That same friends that can't #lend you 2000 naira while you are #alive, will #pay 5000 naira for #RIP_T-shirt when you die. #ThatsLife ------------------------- Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called "PART OF LIFE", But smiling in all those situations is called "ART OF LIFE". ------------------------ My Igbo brothers love money so much that their "morning greetings" is now "Nwanne money o" and their reply is now "onye isi money sir". ------------------------- why is it that in every zeeworld movies, one idiot go loss his/her memory? Na so mad pple plenty 4 india? ------------------------- Apart frm kongi and shayo, which other bastard do u know? ------------------------- bros, If u need my number tell me, dont ask me if am on whatsapp! ------------------------- funny how parents become grandpareents nd all of a sudden, dey realise der ar oda ways 2 train a child apart frm beating a child mercilessly. ------------------------ Nigerian movies av taught me dat one day a rich woman wud knock me down with his fine car nd we wud fall in love thereafter. ------------------------ My Ex GF be lyk, martin i am dating u, nd it is only u. The other guys u see or hear about are the ones dating me, arh swear am not dating dem back. ------------------------ Do you know? Research has proven dat some evil FB friends will never like ur post even if u take a selfie in heaven. ------------------------ Mums has always been greatest savage.. Martin : mummy I no belle full ooo. Mum: Drink water ! ------------------------- It takes divine intervention to differentiate between 'don't stop' and 'don't. Stop'. ------------------------ Guys, do u know dat 75% of d girls u walked past today stared at ur zip nd imagined d size of ur hung? Ladies do dis subconciously. Abi na lie? ------------------------ Truth be told, i av neva seen a muslim make jokes with muhammed d way some christians make jokes wt our Lord Jesus Christ.. ------------------------ Dear Nigerian Landlords, it is Quit notice not Quick notice. Small thing, i go give u quick notice oo.. ------------------------- My broda, If a female doesn't inbox u back, jus know she has viewed ur profile pic and said 'no no no'. --------------------- A girl is neva single, either u take her frm some1 or share her with some1. --------------------- In Nigeria, behind every successful man is a good woman behind every successful woman is people wondering who she slept with. ---------------------- Bae, please don't fall in love before u pray ova dat relationship. ---------------------- Most Nigerians does not know the diff between education and schooling. ---------------------- U are eating wt ur Boo nd u are tagging me.. Ayam not understanding, am I to wash plates? Ansa me now.. ----------------------- Some girls think they are not attractive because they don't look like the girls that get worshipped on social media nd that is unfortunate. ------------------------- Girls, dnt u get sad when you open a packet of peanut, only to find it is 30% filled? That is exactly how guys feel when they open ur padded breasts. ------------------------- Someone said, 'they will marry one igbo man's daughter and he will use the bride price to bring up the remaining 11 children. Ndi igbo is this true ? -------------------------- Boyfriend that can't be snatched isn't a boyfriend.. Na Goat him be. -------------------------- Some girls really think having a big ass is a Master's degree. -------------------------- Come facebook, which one is help fadairo chidi and 17 others celebrate their birthday. Am I their father? -------------------------- Must you check his DP before u will reply him ehn Aunty slayMama. -------------------------- My neighbour just brought in one fine girl laidat, nigga is running upandan to be nice. oh Lord, let the girl be on her period. Fornication aint allowed. I am not jealous, i am jus concerned. --------------------------- Late replies are actually the worst. U tell someone u are upset at '07:09pm' and they ask why at ' 11:36pm'... I am okay now aunty.. Lemme alone. ------------------------ Just know you are single when you don't care if your phone is dying. ------------------------ My broda take life easy, jollof rice wey dey for bottom pot today go dey for top of inside cooler tomorrow. ------------------------- When babe tells u ' u know I love u right?' . Just ask her how much she wants. No time.. ------------------------- Even people in Naija with me are updating 'winter is here'. My dear, stop that nonsense. ------------------------- Buy flowers for Naija babes and they be lyk, baby return it nd use d money to send Airtime.... True or False? ------------------------- American mentality.. Daughter: Mum, i am going to visit my friend. Mum: okay darling, dnt forget to get d cookies. British mentality... Mum: okay Janey, be home before 8pm Nigerian mentality... Daughter: mama, i wan reach nnkechi side oo. Nigerian Mum: have u done ur home work? Have u watch the plates? Have you cut the ugu leaf? The beans i ask u to pick nko? To carry belle dey hungry u abi? Infact, kneel down there! Hands up nd close ur eyes. -------------------------- Any Lawyer you see that is very smallish in nature, please fear them o. They can send u to jail free of charge. -------------------------- When a relationship ends, the competition of who pretend to be happier on social media starts.. Fact! ------------------------- If u are single like me, stop worrying. God is saving us for special people. People worth the wait. People who will never take us for granted. ------------------------- u tell a Nigerian about ur problem and dey turn it into 'problem olympics'. Dey be lyk.. 'arrhh, ur own even better, na my own worst pass'. ---------------------------- Responsible ladies look attractive not SEXY! Those are two diff things, guys be careful what u desire. ----------------------------- If u av neva been betrayed before in ur life, then u must be the one who av been betraying others. ------------------------- If she does not kiss you before sex, believe me she is a runs girl. -------------------------- If ur birthday is 9months from your fathers birthday, just know dat ur mum used you as birthday Gift. -------------------------- Slay Queens will be failing exams like mad but will be passing pregnancy tests with flying colours! ------------------------- #i greet una ooo (Lefulefu&shaybbaby) (Shinarlaura&gypsey) (Lalas247&Erhm) Every other friens I hail una ooo; |
Re: FACTS !!!exclusively Bae(!!!) by shinarlaura(f): 2:43pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
Martin0: Lol.. mo be small thing oo Martin i dey see u |
Re: FACTS !!!exclusively Bae(!!!) by Martin0(m): 2:49pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
shinarlaura:Hahahah nor be small tin ooo Na me see u tire eee The ministry must to grow na |
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