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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by purem(m): 5:33pm On Nov 11, 2017
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by KingSango(m): 5:33pm On Nov 11, 2017
dre11:






http://pmexpressng.com/sex-worker-saves-man-death-missing-penis/


Is this a true story or one of the best jokes I've read on NL? grin grin grin
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by ChewingStick(m): 5:34pm On Nov 11, 2017
yeyerolling:
Missing dik is one of the most stupid tins have ever head. Is it dat d dik dissapears or wetin. angry

nah, it doesnt stand again grin

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by MYBLOCUS: 5:35pm On Nov 11, 2017
THIS ONE REALLY WEAK ME SERIOUSLY GUYS AND KPEKUS ARE LIKE 5 AND 6

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by ChewingStick(m): 5:39pm On Nov 11, 2017
Evablizin:
grin


They haff started again. Joystick is trending these period,men should try to anoint their joystick before going out to avoid stories that touch the heart. My one cent.

for this ember period, nah to drop vaslene carry anointing oil o

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 5:41pm On Nov 11, 2017
who else if not CYRIL and his express.

its only God da knows how he gets those stories.
smh
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2017
iamJ:
No pics

Lies cheesy
its not! I know all the people mentioned including the we worker.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by PenlsCaP: 5:47pm On Nov 11, 2017
[quote author=Rokia2 post=62282100][/quote]

Sexcy geh!.. yu tuu mek sense.
Ah shwear yur puzzy gho swit dye. kiss

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by iamJ(m): 5:47pm On Nov 11, 2017
praiseneofingz:
its not! I know all the people mentioned including the we worker.
u get the pix make u email am?

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by authority2006(m): 5:47pm On Nov 11, 2017
kevoh:
About time they started arresting these false alarmists. You can not cause the mob to beat an innocent man over some false missing dick news and not spend some time in the cell.
My brother, if the victim is only beaten. The probability of killing him is very high.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by linearity: 6:08pm On Nov 11, 2017
dingbang:
I don't understand.. How can yiou say a joystick is missing and in another part, you test it with a sex worker to see if its working. How did it appear back?

Na the new trick to shack Oloshi bi that, if person no hold money.

The economy hash, everybody dey devise new methods of obtaining goods and services, without parting with any money.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Wheezdom(m): 6:10pm On Nov 11, 2017
dingbang:
I don't understand.. How can yiou say a joystick is missing and in another part, you test it with a sex worker to see if its working. How did it appear back?
i wonder o. Wit dier 2 sided stories.
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Wheezdom(m): 6:14pm On Nov 11, 2017
Samstyle:
Nice work Mrs prostute

Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by devindevin2000: 6:25pm On Nov 11, 2017
Afonjas will automatically start caring because their own was the victim. These is how Afonja brain works...OUR OWN MUST BE THE VICTIM, THEN WE WILL START CARING. If what is happening to IPOB start happening to them now, they change their stand. This is how their brain works. Wicked, selfish things!

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by emerged01(m): 6:27pm On Nov 11, 2017
Na so dem for kill the guy for nothing. The guy needs to be compensated.
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by maker101(m): 6:36pm On Nov 11, 2017
dre11:






http://pmexpressng.com/sex-worker-saves-man-death-missing-penis/

https://www.nairaland.com/4170735/see-what-these-people-doing#62286905
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Pernyu: 6:45pm On Nov 11, 2017
Nawaoooo, o si na mgbadike ya analigo, atuo ya asa, o rie asa. Uwa nkea sef. Guyman ji undue allegation chugodi conji. Uche bu akpa. Onye na way ya.
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Chukabiz1961(m): 6:48pm On Nov 11, 2017
Somebody that konji was disturbing and he did not have money for olosho. So he will not use his brain again?
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by obbasiasa(m): 7:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
This has long been a way fraudsters (419) obtain money from innocent people, everybody should be careful and people should not join to MOB anybody when such alarm is heard
These people are normally group when one rise such alarm the others who pretend to be passerby join in
They demand they go test the person... from there other things happen
I just hope that police start clamping down on these people

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Leez(m): 7:31pm On Nov 11, 2017
dre11:





http://pmexpressng.com/sex-worker-saves-man-death-missing-penis/
na dem again o

Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Leez(m): 7:32pm On Nov 11, 2017
devindevin2000:
Afonjas will automatically start caring because their own was the victim. These is how Afonja brain works...OUR OWN MUST BE THE VICTIM, THEN WE WILL START CARING. If what is happening to IPOB start happening to them now, they change their stand. This is how their brain works. Wicked, selfish things!

Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 11, 2017
gunners160:
e Oyinbo man with too much sense. Pikin no sabi say medicine call ham vegetables.. u never learn
learn what? he is right Africans believes too much in fetish. how possible is it for a man's pen!s to be stolen by another man? please do explain it to me, you obviously knows how it works.
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2017
Rubbish! what is so important in his peni!s that somebody would want to steal it? is it even possible for ones peni!s to be stolen? grin
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by hokafor(m): 8:02pm On Nov 11, 2017
Some unimaginable news coming out of that country scares the shit out of me,that whenever I'm in Nigeria I feel like I m in a war front.
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by enemyofprogress: 8:13pm On Nov 11, 2017
Who pay the olosho for the testing testing?
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by enemyofprogress: 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2017
hokafor:
Some unimaginable news coming out of that country scares the shit out of me,that whenever I'm in Nigeria I feel like I m in a war front.
person wey see you dey talk, go think sey na one better country you dey, dem no go know sey na Togo you dey dey do barbing work
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2017
Oga o ga o
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by lovethadams: 9:28pm On Nov 11, 2017
Hahahaha shift I want to faint grin joystick missing. Nigeria is in bondage
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 11, 2017
Rokia2:


Maybe the dick flashes every three minutes and then disappears again.


Whatever the case fake or not I don't care. My people who's joining me in this laughter? grin grin grin grin funny azz story.
continue laughing, until u hear say dem don dey collect women puzzzy joingrin
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Akaraiwe(m): 11:19pm On Nov 11, 2017
obbasiasa:
This has long been a way fraudsters (419) obtain money from innocent people, everybody should be careful and people should not join to MOB anybody when such alarm is heard
These people are normally group when one rise such alarm the others who pretend to be passerby join in
They demand they go test the person... from there other things happen
I just hope that police start clamping down on these people

Thank you. Pure blackmail scam.

They tried it with a relative and I made sure they were legitimately dealt with.

Evil thrives when GOOD people fail to do nothing.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by dstar01(m): 11:43pm On Nov 11, 2017
Did any other newspaper outlet reported this story? NO!
feeding Lagosians fake news since 1997...kwontinu
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by deebrain(m): 5:36am On Nov 12, 2017
Let's be careful.

People that want some free sex will go about with a false alarm. And Nigerians with their mob mentality of violence.

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