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How I Almost Lost My Girlfriend by holdbazuka: 11:23am On Dec 01, 2017
Seriously, who be that person wey talk say size doesn't matter?
Maybe he or she needs a gun to the head.

I met this beautiful charming girl. Maybe God took out a special time to structure her.
She is perfect is every contour of her body. My brother and sisters, she take my eye see pepper before she agreed to my bookiboo
2 months into the relationship, she never still give me kitten. Me I don dey provaoke but I have to behave if I want the cookie lol

3 good months it wasn't easy but I was trying my best and I could tell she was already falling deeply in love with me during this time and I knew the bedroom dance was drawing near.

I could tell the look in her eyes, she calls me so frequently and always want to spend time with me. After 3 months, I don arrange my room, set the mood as a guy man you know as e dey be na.

When she finally came, she was looking so sexy. This girl fair enter yansh my guy. Father Abraham! She was just what I wanted. But then, I almost lost my confidence as she saw my bulala. I had less than an average cucumber, She almost laughed. But I just ignored as I believe say I go hammer her wella. To my surprise, I didn't last a min. What! I could tell she was furious. I even went ahead and asked her "you dey laugh me abi?"

How stupid I was. She just replied "No o, why should I". Kai! I knew I had messed up. I shame for myself that day And after this incident I noticed she started changing, she doesn't call anymore, even when I try to call she doesn't pick up and gives excuses why she couldn't pick up. "I was busy" that's what she would tell me.Guys we know that's not true right. A girl would always want to be with you when she fancies you. And come to think of it, she was all over me at the beginning.

There was a day I was going through her phone and saw a conversation between her and her best friend. How she was telling her how My dick was small, that I can't even last 5mins with it. My blood was running backwards. She further said, she can't even stand the sight of me anymore knowing my blucus is small and can't even do anything. She said her love for me has started decreasing and if she finds someone who can Bleep her hard for at least 30mins, she might just dump me for him.

At this point my mouth was open, I couldn't believe what I was reading. The friend was just replying "lol" "lmao". I felt so humiliated and embarrassed. That day, I vowed I must do something about the situation and I went into research mode because I wasn't going to give up on her yet and the sad truth is, she was correct. I have read in the past that women love men with a huge penis and can last longer in bed. Thought it was just a thing on the media but here am I experiencing it.

I knew if I don't do anything about it and she finally leaves, this could still repeat itself with another girl and she will humiliate me and eventually leave.

That night I couldn't sleep, I kept going from one article to another, those talking about viagra and other pills with short term results and come with adverse effects like headache and kidney and liver problems on the long run, even pumps and the rest. But I wanted something that is totally natural and local that is also NAFDAC approved with a permanent result. Because I don't want anything I would use and start regretting latter in my life.

I was about going to bed that night because I was tired already, my brain was heating up from what I had read from my girlfriend's facebook chat.But I told myself I must find something to try out before I go to bed and that was when I came across the extra large and I ordered a pack.

I received the pack 3 days later. Truth is I wasn't that excited but I expected at least some results. I read the instructions and took my first dosage.

From what I understand, the Xtra large affect micro-circulation of blood in the penis and increase blood supply. When under the pressure, the tissue of the penis expands through cell division.


Already after the first dosage, I noticed some slight changes the very next morning. I guess it’s because the the xtra large increases the blood supply to the penis. And I woke up with a strong erection that morning.I have never had such strong erection before that morning.

Anyways, after a week of continued usage of the package, I was overwhelmed by the result and kept admiring my big john lol. I wasn't expecting that much result within the short time.

Well, I decide to invite my girlfriend. I wooed and convinced her I was going to give her the best sex of her life. I saw she almost burst in laughter when I told her this from the other end of the phone but I kept my composure.

She came anyway and while she was in the sitting room I left for the bathroom to take my bath and came back in without a towel around my waist and found her in the room going through my wardrobe. I asked her what she was looking for and she said...

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Re: How I Almost Lost My Girlfriend by 2dice01: 11:29am On Dec 01, 2017
Continue sir we love undiluted zobo grin

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