Dear reader(you), yes you(Romance lander)! Have you smiled today? If no, what are you waiting for?
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Do you know that someone is somewhere wishing to be like you? (i guess you don't know) and you are there frowning (maka why?)
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You think say na your problem big pass?( your problem dey trek for where some people own dey).
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In Simi's voice: smile for me, even if you sad o.
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Please, don't stop smiling cos its very healthy for your body and soul.
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Thanks for smiling in advance.. *smiles..
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Dear Romancelander, let me use this medium to invite you to read my story
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https://www.nairaland.com/4220374/life-despo
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Go read, and Enjoy (laugh/smile). Cheers!

No comman beat me

DuBLINGreenb:
No comman beat me

Wait for me, let me text your address to SARS. Don't
run o!

My life at DESPO
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Continuation..
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When some students get admitted, they
tend to display all kind of immaturity.
Relax, Let me explain. Maturity does not
come with age (thats why you'll see some
20yrs old behave and speak maturedly than
some 40yrs old). If maturity comes with age,
there wont be a fool at 40. What am i even
saying sef?.. Lol.
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Its immaturity that makes you see some
students who gained admission behave like
a freed lion that has been caged.
They display and want to do all the things
they haven't been allowed to do and explore
all the places they have been deprived from
going while at home (by their parents).
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Its not good to cage your child(ren), cos the
end result is not always cool. You might end
up training ( beast(s)/loose) children who
will start unveiling their killer traits once
they leave your watch.
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Thats why you see some girls get pregnant
even before their 1st semester exam. While
some boys starts smoking and engaging
in all other social vices.
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Your ability to think and behave well
without the watch of your parents makes
you matured.
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There is a big differnce between an Adult
and a Big-Baby(boy or girl).
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Am not against life of the party and social
activities (i am big a fan). But my problem is
that most students gets carried away with it
(e dey enta dia head). They easily forget
their primary aim of going to school (study
plus mental, physical and social
improvement ).. If you are among these set
of students who v lost focus in school,
Receive Sense!! *smiles.

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I am not a prophet o, but right there at the
drilling spot, i knew many students vowed
never to walk at night again (no more
clubbing or birthdays).
Those boys who carried dread locks would
visit the saloon to get a proper haircut at
dawn cos some parts of their hair was
designed(cut) with scissors. While the girls
on bum-shorts and skimpy gowns were
properly flogged. Visible marks(evidence of
whips) could be seen on their laps( i guess
they would miss lectures for some days).
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Personally, i vowed to always follow my
instincts, no matter what. I cannot com and
kill myself for anybody.
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We went back to meet the bike man, gave
him the gist of what was happening ahead,
(na so fear hold the man o) he made sign of
the cross and entered his bike.
Oga where you dey go? You wan go die for
free? I asked him. " no o, i leave my wife and
children for house, i nor get body wey army
go flog. I dey go my house, ona good night"
he replied as he sped off.
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Why bad things dey always happen to good
people sef? (abeg tell me if you know) Wetin
we con do to deserve that kine treatment
from the bikeman. Na crime say we give am
situation report?
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Right there, i started confessing all the sins i
could remember i committed to God cos
anything can happen.
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Father God, abeg, i don jonz and fvck up for
your side well well o, i don loose guard, i
don sin big time but abeg, forgive me.
Incase na today you wan call me, keep my
special space for heaven for me. Cos the way
this nite dey go so, e don tire me..
God, i know say you promise say i go be
billionaire for my generation o, but incase
you change your mind, abeg accept me. I
prayed to God in my mind, frustrated.
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I was
confused cos i dont know what might
happen next..
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Have you noticed that we tend to remember
and get closer to God mostly when we are in
trouble?
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To be continued.....

"Smile, because of your smile, you make life more beautiful."

"You are not fully dressed, until you wear a smile"

Am still waiting on God to put one on my face

habsydiamond:
Am still waiting on God to put one on my face

Your being alive today, is a reason to smile already. *Smiles

WHIZKIDEFE:
Your being alive today, is a reason to smile already. *Smiles

thats true....

habsydiamond:
thats true....

Yess boss, hope you are smiling now?

WHIZKIDEFE:
Yess boss, hope you are smiling now?

yeah ......tanks

Loolzz op yhure so right....thanks...

Jodha:
Loolzz op yhure so right....thanks...

Dnt mention. Thumbs up

If you start each day with a smile in the morning, you might be surprised at the positive energy that you will carry throughout the day.

"One big reason to smile is because it is contagious. When somebody catches you smiling, they will want to smile too. Another reason to smile is that it can benefit others. One smile can turn someone’s bad day around. It can give them hope or reassurance that things will be okay. A smile can also forge a connection between two people. For many people, a smile can be the beginning of a good friendship. Sometimes a smile can be the start of a wonderful romance."

"Keep smiling… It makes people wonder what you've been up to."

" Even when you don’t have much to give, you can always give someone your smile. You never know how much your smile might lift up someone else’s spirits."

"Some silly things that girls should stop in 2017.
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#1 (I've taken you as my brother) Pls this
stupid statement should end. I'm not your
brother, I know my family members
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#2 (I am not feeling fine, pls send me
airtime) Are you mad? Since when has
airtime become medicinal? Mo na stop am
o!
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#3 (Did you cum inside me?) This one too
dey vex me. You think its easy to jump out of
a moving car?
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#4 (He's just my bestie) Wait, are you
supposed to have a male bestie? Na your
papa I go warn... Iffa catch any male bestie
around my girl ehn
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#5 (Pending so many guys in your life
without giving them a definite answer) Pls
repent abeg na new year we won enter so
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#6 (Telling a guy that you're a virgin or have
done it just once only for the guy to go
there and discover a borehole) That lie
should stop abeg, its not necessary
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#7 (Give me your number, no... Reply my
chats, upe! Like my posts, mba!) But when
you want to contest for face of akamu or
miss body odour you want me to help you
win? NEVER!!!
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#8 (Me >> Babe where are you? Girl >>
We're coming!) Really? Did I invite your
generation? Pls stop this
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#9 (Everyday you're on your period) Pls are
you the woman with the issue of blood?
Seriously this nonsense should end this year
o!" lol

I just heard some say, "
everybody move from the center to the
middle, I have 3 daughters and all of them are
girls. Lwkm
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Jesu! See killing!
Some people call it Gbagaun, others call it break bottle(s), i call it killing!
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What do you call it?

I will smile when my bank alert na gbagam.

Purebeerry:
I will smile when my bank alert na gbagam.

Your bank alert and your happiness no relate o, you better be smiling now.

"Be happy for this moment. Learn
to enjoy every minute of your life. I just find
myself happy with the simple things. Stay
positive and happy. It's all about quality of life and finding a happy balance between
work,family and friends."

WHIZKIDEFE:
Your bank alert and your happiness no relate o, you better be smiling now.

There are sicknesses only bank alert can, do you know that bank alert can cure depression?

Purebeerry:
There are sicknesses only bank alert can, do you know that bank alert can cure depression?

Yess o, i know!
Do you know there are two types of bank alerts? They are:
1. Credit alert (this one dey give you joy) n
2. Debit alert (this one fit make you vex) lol
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Do you know that Debit alert doesn't cure depression?
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Just assume you just received a credit alert and smile. (you go fear faith!) lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
Yess o, i know!
Do you know there are two types of bank alerts? They are:
1. Credit alert (this one dey give you joy) n
2. Debit alert (this one fit make you vex) lol
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Do you know that Debit alert doesn't cure depression?
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Just assume you just received a credit alert and smile. (you go fear faith!) lol

Debit alert, credit alert and what have you, the only one that is pertinent to depression is credit alert.

Nice piece.I 'm smiling because am alive. No death,no accident just the normal ups and down. Who am I not to smile and thank God.

Purebeerry:
Debit alert, credit alert and what have you, the only one that is pertinent to depression is credit alert.

Yea yea, thats true but, credit alert doesn't fall from the sky. It either comes from a transaction or as a gift. I guess you already know.

JONNYSPUTE:
Nice piece.I 'm smiling because am alive. No death,no accident just the normal ups and down. Who am I not to smile and thank God.

Correct guy!

WHIZKIDEFE:
Yea yea, thats true but, credit alert doesn't fall from the sky. It either comes from a transaction or as a gift. I guess you already know.

I wouldn't mind having it as a gift either.

Purebeerry:
I wouldn't mind having it as a gift either.

*Smiles

jamariwolf, makydebbie and divay22, i sight you! Hope you've got a reason to smile today

WHIZKIDEFE:
jamariwolf, makydebbie and divay22, i sight you!
Hope you've got a reason to smile today

Yeah...
I just did .... And seriously my cheeks are getting fat because of excess smiling...
But i doubt if it's genuine