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Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2017
softiebae:

oh lawd grin grin
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Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by shaybebaby(f): 9:13pm On Dec 16, 2017
DarkRebel69:


Wait, I was right about the push-up bra? grin

Oh, you are doing just fine. Thank you for reminding me of something very important. (Ask me what).

It's either Dÿt or Cöcöcandy. Balance of probability tilt the odds in favour of Dÿt.
Bra, push up and padded as well tongue, Heck that's what they are made for, support and enhance. grin

What is the important thing?

Wrong on both guesses, dyt and coco are not in the same country as I am.
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Martin0(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2017
Hmmmmm as I dey observe everybody here beware of me oogringrin
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by BabbanBura(m): 9:54pm On Dec 16, 2017
jamariwolf:
lol. You funny, I'm not a gold digging ho. Together with my studies, I work for everything I own.

shu, where u see gold digging? hulla me when u ready?
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by habsydiamond(m): 9:56pm On Dec 16, 2017
Shey Na holy communion u dey drink ni wey u dey say Amen. ....if so, who be ur priest
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by DarkRebel69: 10:09pm On Dec 16, 2017
shaybebaby:

Bra, push up and padded as well tongue, Heck that's what they are made for, support and enhance. grin

Well, since I was able to tell you were wearing one just by looking at a picture, what does that tell you about me? I'll tell you... It means I know my way around jugs. I am JUGgernaut. Guess my favourite pastime... It's JOGGing. grin


What is the important thing?[/b]

Thank you for reminding me that dark-skinned girls are always going to be infinitely hotter than their fair-skinned counterparts.

Bet you thought I was going to say some philosophical crap. Hee-hee.


Wrong on both guesses, dyt and coco are not in the same country as I am.

Okey dokey.
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by shaybebaby(f): 10:32pm On Dec 16, 2017
DarkRebel69:


Well, since I was able to tell you were wearing one just by looking at a picture, what does that tell you about me? I'll tell you... It means I know my way around jugs. I am JUGgernaut. Guess my favourite pastime... It's JOGGing. grin



Thank you for reminding me that dark-skinned girls are always going to be infinitely hotter than their fair-skinned counterparts.

Bet you thought I was going to say some philosophical crap. Hee-hee.



Okey dokey.
Lol, how good are you at juggling? tongue

As per the reminder, preference is what it boils down to. wink

And yeah, I was expecting something along those lines, suitably profound, confusing and requiring the assistance of a dictionary to decipher the meaning of words used...

But nah, you served up light/dark-skinned girls, what's happened? Brain taken a break over this season?
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by DarkRebel69: 11:05pm On Dec 16, 2017
shaybebaby:

Lol, how good are you at juggling? tongue

As per the reminder, preference is what it boils down to. wink

And yeah, I was expecting something along those lines, suitably profound, confusing and requiring the assistance of a dictionary to decipher the meaning of words used...

But nah, you served up light/dark-skinned girls, what's happened? Brain taken a break over this season?


'Experience is my muse" – Leonardo da Vinci

If you want to know just how adept I am at juggling, then you would have to "experience" it yourself. Experience is not just one of the best teachers, it's as well a veritable judge. I'm ambidextrous, though, which means I can handle the two concurrently and with equal facility. Heck, I'll even let you blindfold me just to prove I can locate the "Twin Towers" without my faculty of sight. cheesy

...

I know it's a matter of preference, but the implications are more psychological than physical for me. There's just something about the dark complexion that is bestial, and raw... and dare I say "slutty".

Light skin connotes purity, light, innocence, naïvete, tenderness - basically the "Madonna extreme" of the "Madonna-whöre" complex.

Who wants all that tender and fragile-as-Easter Eggs nonsense? Certainly not me. grin

LOL @dictionary

Did my brain take a break? Maybe. Whatever, chump. cheesy

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Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 8:37am On Dec 17, 2017
ibkayee:

Knew you were joking grin

Ibikaye...
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by ibkayee(f): 9:38am On Dec 17, 2017
MrIjapa:


Ibikaye...
Hey dear cheesy
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 10:11am On Dec 17, 2017
ibkayee:

Hey dear cheesy

Good morning dearest.
How are you?
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Dec 18, 2017
shaybebaby:
Too late NOT to get drunk, Amen.

Hahahaha! This is the moto for London kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 18, 2017
The fuckers banned me!! I finally come out angry

Send hubby my love kiss
DarkRebel69:


Wait, I was right about the push-up bra? grin

Oh, you are doing just fine. Thank you for reminding me of something very important. (Ask me what).

It's either Dÿt or Cöcöcandy. Balance of probability tilt the odds in favour of Dÿt.

What if I told you it was me lipsrsealed
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by shaybebaby(f): 6:42pm On Dec 18, 2017
Dimples129:


Hahahaha! This is the moto for London kiss kiss kiss
Did you end up hanging out on Saturday or you truly threw in the towel? grin

I'm still in slow mode.. No booze till Christmas eve for me.

When you coming back down?
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by pweedyuz(f): 9:11pm On Dec 18, 2017
ItachiUchiha:


Choose a place(Lagos-VI or Ikoyi), choose the date and at my expense.
22nd
I don't know much places on d island so I'll let you decide
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 18, 2017
pweedyuz:

22nd
I don't know much places on d island so I'll let you decide


aiit!
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 10:29pm On Dec 18, 2017
shaybebaby:

Did you end up hanging out on Saturday or you truly threw in the towel? grin



still in slow mode.. No booze till Christmas eve for me.

When you coming back down?

They woke me up at 23.00 and I was in Dagenham by 00.45. Naija club, I thought I knew Afro-beats, turns out I don't cry cry cry


I think the sisters who invited us were madams grin grin grin

I met some career hoes cry cry

Babe... me and my friend decided we were escorts for the night, we just didn't know it.. lipsrsealed
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by shaybebaby(f): 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2017
Dimples129:


They woke me up at 23.00 and I was in Dagenham by 00.45. Naija club, I thought I knew Afro-beats, turns out I don't cry cry cry


I think the sisters who invited us were madams grin grin grin

I met some career hoes cry cry

Babe... me and my friend decided we were escorts for the night, we just didn't know it.. lipsrsealed
Can't wait to hear the full story.

You are obviously tougher than I am. grin

Micky found me on the sofa at 3am.
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by xmileeasy: 11:15am On Dec 19, 2017
jamariwolf:
I'm looking to hanging out with a nairaland too. I'd pay for everything.

Is the offer still open? Would love to hang out.
Re: Cocktail-o-clock:when Two Nairalanders Meet. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 25, 2017
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