mokha:

i go join her de call d guy name, den see watin she go talk. even if we de do something eeeeee i go stand up tell her to go,

Una no go kill me with laugh o.

Come to think of it that might not be a bad idea o. Cos she's going to be so embarrassed that she will avoid you for the rest of her life.

**Reenacting the sex scene:**
Guy (John) is pounding away then chic goes "oh Greg, hmmm Greg, oh yea. . . "
Then the guy starts moaning "yea Greg, Give it to me Greg, . . . I love you Greg. . . Egbami o! Greg you will kill me oooooooo"
LWKMD
These Nairaland guys are just too funny.