When a girl likes you, there's no need for any advogardo's law, you just know and if you didn't get to notice her then she wasn't meant to be! But there's always a difference btw fate and foolishness, NEVER FOOL YOURSELF!

Hmm,she offers me things but most times i dont accept them she ask me why, is it like? she always want me to repeat myself which i hate, is it like? she look if am looking at her, is it like? it was raining one day she worked me home with her umbrella without asking her, is it like? when am talking to other girls she look at me strangly, like or what? Hmm,what else? nothing more now but i will look out for more signs.

When a girl likes you she takes you to a sharp corner and suck your dick

stanech:

When a girl likes you she takes you to a sharp corner and suck your privates

Na wa ooo, you really re not of this world, but of the world to come,

when a gurl likes u, she will take interest in EVERYTHING about you even if its againt her believe






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How Do 'U' [/b]Tell If a Girl [b]HATES U?

Dont you think thats a topic for another thread?

It doesn't matter, let it be treated here since its been made mention of, also for the fact that this thread is still got some straws in it,

Lesson 1 - How to tell if a girl likes u.

i've categorised them into 3 types namely, types A, B, C. . .

Type A (extrovert):

(a) she'll always try to be all up in yo face, n find every excuse to be touching u. (note: she's that girl that would stand right under yo nose, seriously laughing at your dry jokes and lightly hitting your arms n chest, like "that was sooooo funny!" <'giggles'>)

(b) she'll walk up to u, give u that 'innocent puppy' look, and ask u one silly question. (e.g, "please what is it by your time?" <'blink blink'> . . . obviously forgetting shes wearing a wristwatch!  OR  seeing as most of em in this category are 'church types', she'll forcibly invite u to her church, and personally come to pick u <whether u accepted or not> and also escort u back, but not leaving until she sets u up for another meeting *between - personal experience)

(c) she'll always make it a point of duty to let u know your 'lookin good today', or smelling good, or any other compliment (even tho' u stink like a hog, n haven't changed attire in days)


Type B (Average):

(a) she'll make sure u 'notice' her, by walking past u at every chance, while of course 'working it' shamelessly. (guys, i'm sure y'all can remember one time or another when 'this same chick' walks past u for like the '10th' time in 20mins, u can even tell if her panty's shifted position? thats your cue)

(b) she'll always try to draw your eyes from across the room. (she stares at u so hard and 'wills' your eyes to turn to hers, at which point she smiles coquetishly and slowly averts her gaze, but brings them right back!)

(c) her girl 'clique' keep staring at u and try containing their giggles when u enter the room, and she's 'shushing' them.

(d) try calling someone thats right behind her, and she'll snap up real fast!, like "yeeeess??" <'garfield smile' >



Type C (Introvert):

(a) she'll keep staring at u dreamily, n when your eyes meet. . . she'll go red in the face n put her head down. *between - awwww!

(b) she'll keep emailing and flashing u anonymously. (i've also eperienced this one - don't ask me how she got your digits!)

(c) she'll laugh at something silly u did from across the room, n peeps around her will be like, "whats so funny?"

(d) she'll draw a crude picture of u, or cut out your pix from an album and put it under her pillow (ok, maybe only in extreme cases )


thats about it for now, look out for those signs guys! u never know. besides, only a "mature" girl would actually come clean and tell u she likes u, whether she be type a, b, or c. it simply means she has overcome her fear of rejection. good luck guys!!

Well well well av gone tru al ur post  all 54 of em.
Rule 1 make any girl u want to go out wit ur friend,1s u can do that the rest is history.
Rule 2 b very nice and honest wen u hav got 2d stage that she tells u any tin n u also do the same just den and only den should u tel hear how u fil and nothing wil stop her from sayin yes and also give hear time befor d yes k .
Ple Not: Be careful how u go wiv the friendship dont make it too friendly but yet make her fil so so good that she'l tel her friends that ur d best tin that ever happened to her asper guy friendship so it should be that good,call her always send her text emails etc on a dayly bases ok at d end i dont tink u will even end up askin her out it wil come.
So to rap it al up u dont need to know if a girl likes u or not,u make her like u .then the ball is in your cut ,
WHO DO U LIKE!!!
Be the BOSS n always be nic.
Am out any questions just put it up.

lexyflexy:

How Do 'U' [/b]Tell If a Girl [b]HATES U?

SAME question i would love to ask. . . . but cant the anwser be

@ Magneto, dis your epistle to the people of Nairalandium na wa ooo

@ Macgreat, I wonder O, make dem do dis thing here dem dey consider wetin I no wan talk about sef,

U can neva know wen a girl likes u bcuz we can always pretend but d maturity n duration of d relationship shud tell better

@Lovelykofo, I believe u wanted to write 'her beliefs'

She'll always wanna spend time with you. Calls you constantly. Man c'mon are you new at this?


How does a girl know if a guy likes her?The signs are merly the same aswell.

How to tell if a gurl likes u? easy.
She'll shy from ur eyes
she'll laugh at ur jokes, whether they're funny or not
she'll fret with everything
she'll lose control of her legs
and she'll hesistate over everything

O yea

funketobi she shouldnt 'give up' on the guy because he has given up on her already, she should just simply forget him, he only going to take further advantage if she 'succeeds' in getting him back, the grafitti handwriting is on the wall already. Guys like that arent worth the worry girl.

@iforall. Thanks for ur advice. Appreciate it

whitelexi:

she'll lose control of her legs

can you explain this further

lol

well said by all of u

@How can "U" tell a gal hates you?

As above have been given so many good advice on how to tell if a girl likes you in case you won't notice that, well def trust me, u'll know yourself when a girl hates you!! :p

Macgreat:

can you explain this further

Have u ever seen girls do the butterfly dance Well imagine them doing it while seated and calm. . . and in a less vigorous tempo

@whitelexi,

Still do not get that

Hmmmm

Busta:

@whitelexi,

Still do not get that

Na wah oh! Do i have to explain so much before u understand me? you r a girl, u should know exactly what i mean

Anyways, girls just sit calmly and move the legs like the butterfly patern (open and close). . . when they look at u or u come closer, the speed of the movement increases. It gets to an extent that i start to feel they are very uncomfortable but NO, they are enjoying every bit of it!

When You Tell Her Its Over. Her Reaction Will Tell U.

I Swear! It Works. Tell Her Its Over. If She Bursts U After A Week. Then U Know It Wasnt Real. Or She Never Probably Realized How Much She Could Live

Without You.

Here Is The Progarm:

#include<iostream>
#include<string>
#include stupidity;
using namespace std;

using your head?;


void main() {

string U="I Dont Love You Again;
string Comment;

Int   No_of _Beg _Days;

cout<<"Please enter no of beg days :";
cin>> No_of_Beg_days;

for (Comment==U; Comment>0; Comment--){

if (No_of_Beg_Days >=7){

cout<<"She Loves You!!"<<endl;
{

else

{ cout<<"She Never Really Loved You"<<endl;

system("Pause and Think";


return to market;


}

Hope this would solve your problem?

LOL Nice piece of code but could u explain what this leads to:

comment==U; comment>0; comment--;

why didnt u use something like:

comment = U; comment>= 0; comment++;

finally, is this asp.net, C++, vb, perl, php, or just a combination of multiple langs?

Seun i think your wrong bout her wanting to touch you. i met a gurl a while back and after getting to know each other, we became good friends. she started to show all the signs that would make a guy believe she liked me, she'd call like 10 times in a day and do all sorts of crazy stuff. she even travelled to south africa just because i was going there for christmas. it was crazy, i thot i had found the one so one day we were alone together and the mood was right so i tried to kiss her.she definately kissed back but i knew after thje kiss that i shouldnt have kissed her cos i had spoilt a gud friendship.so seun sometimes its not always bout signs, why dont you just sit her down and talk to her? ask yourself if you like then work with that.its not always bout you and if she likes you.it should be bout her and if you like her. thats wat i think.

whitelexi:

LOL Nice piece of code but could u explain what this leads to:

comment==U; comment>0; comment--;

why didnt u use something like:

comment = U; comment>= 0; comment++;

finally, is this asp.net, C++, vb, perl, php, or just a combination of multiple langs?

Its Called Love Oriented Programming(LOOPS)

Am still learning, so keep posting pleaseee