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| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by whiteroses(f): 7:09pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
dayokanu:brap!!  |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Olumogun: 7:38pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Thank God 4 those who are sincere enough to say the truth. I know many 'holier than thou' guys&babes will rather comment on other people's posting than tell us what they did. As 4 me, meat was not my line. I can do anything to get to eat moin-moin (bean cake). I still remember one of those weird style when I drilled through the base of my siblings ration with my spoon. They only discovered that there was hole under their moin-moin while eating.  All these where part of our growing stages but when not controlled or corrected, that may be the beginning of training a professional OLE! |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by ndigbo: 8:38pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
i didn't steal from my mother's pot, but instead i stolen often from her frying pan. u all understand what i mean! lol |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by tpiah: 9:11pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
poverty mentality!!! only in nigeria would people prefer to label it "stealing" feeding your child is now a luxury, not a need. o ga. shortage of scarce resources like food and meat. seriously though- the same meat wey oyibo dey take make loaf like bread?  poverty is not good. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by ndigbo: 9:23pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
tpiah:rich man. na u sabi. talk your own make we hear word jare! |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by mamagee3(f): 11:02pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
michelin89: |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by ugobanks1: 11:49pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
men i don forget how many tyms i don perform abracadabra on those phweety meats but i don take it as anything , i mean show me someone who hasn't . |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Myluv1: 12:30am On Jul 18, 2010 |
ugo banks:, And that's just it! , I don't even need forgiveness, cos I aint stoppin Na dat one dey sweet pass jor! |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by 5p1naz(m): 3:47am On Jul 18, 2010 |
tpiah: cmon dude, if u'v got nuin to say just sharap n kip movin, that wont hurt, the hread doesn'T force to make comments, wtf has poverty got to do wif this sweet flash backs. ehn?? im out, |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by chelseabmw(m): 6:21am On Jul 18, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Ranoscky(m): 6:45am On Jul 18, 2010 |
I steal meat from my cousine house wella no be small. (Ah, doz dayz mehnnnnn. small pikin xpirience!)u no go blame me b'cos if u sef c d kyn orishi-rishi meat wey dem (ma cousine) dey take cook dia soup eh Omo mehn, NA DIE! u sef go steal, no be lie! and if dem catch u com ask u y u steal d meat? even without shame and in boldness, u go tell dem say make dem no vex say u don try make u no steal d meat but d meat dey tempt u and d tempting is annouying! Omo mehn, anytime wey i go dia com jam dia pot of soup i no dey slack oh, so tey, e get to a stage wey be say i com dey chop'am enter parlour sef with confidence. if dem ask me wetin i dey chop? i go tell dem d 'koko' say na meat and i take'am from pot of soup! so ma cousine mumsy go come even tell her children make dem go make eba for me den warm d soup make i chop! u call it stealing while i call tempting! Omo mehn, na true yan brov, no be storyland. but dat was den sha, small pikin expirience!!! Ah! but @OP, y u bring up dis topic na?  as i dey type dis thing so i don dey miss dat pot of soup again!!!  |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Ranoscky(m): 8:40am On Jul 18, 2010 |
O'boy, me i no dey slack for dat kyn level at all oh. I remember 1 december time like dat wey my mum prepare dis stew wey i dey tell u, omo mehn, waa gba. D smell of d stew na DIE. n na different kyn of meat na'em mhale take prepare dis stew wey i dey tell u. we just finished eatin so we com dey for parlour dey watch christmas movie. omo mehn, where i dey, i no concentrate on d movie at all. my mind just dey 4 dat stew, b4 u know it, i just stand up, stroll go room. from dia i walker like rat enter kitchen go mo dis meat wey i dey tell u. E com b say d meat wey i take na very big 1 n if i put'am 4 mouth omo, d tin go choke me 4 throat, so na'em i say make i dey use teeth dey bite'am small-small till e finish. Omo mhen, my 1st bite wey i bite dis meat com spread pepper enter my eye oh. O'boy, d pain too na DIE! i wan shout, i say NO! if i shout na fukk up. na'em be say i don koba mysef be dat, but wetin i go do na, i no fit open eye find water take wash my face and d pain too much i no fit bear'am anymore, Omo, na'em i SHOUT for dis SHOUT wey i dey tell u eh, b4 my siblings with ma mumsy com show, com jam d meat for ma hand. with my christmas cloth sef (white) wey i wear all stain with stew. ah, omo mhen, e better make i koba mysef oh, dan make pepper to blind ma eye oh! later ma peeps com wash ma face with water com change another cloth for me, but later, d beaten wey i recieve from my mumsy eh. . .omo mhen, d beaten no dey here oh! i loose 4 things for dat christmas. (1) i no chop d meat again. (2) pepper enter ma eye. (3) stew stain my fine christmas cloth. and (4) i recieve beaten wey pass beaten from mhale! i no sure weda na d birth of jesus i celebrate dat time sef b'cos, i no get mysef again after den. dat was ma worst christmas expirience as a kid! ***ah, small pikin sha, na wa O!*** |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by tjadeba(m): 9:02am On Jul 18, 2010 |
I tire for myself o, i still dey do am to my own self till today (i still dey steal from my own pot). |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by mufasa(m): 9:20am On Jul 18, 2010 |
tjadeba:Now that's the truest yarns for here. After I don chop my rice with two or three oversized pieces, when its time to drop the plates in the sink I will still pop one more "shaki" from the pot, my own very pot. Didn't grow up with me moms, but my step moms felt the full effects of my quick fingers, ponmo, abodi, roundabout, brokoto and all the nice accessories wey dey make my papa craze me dey pre - chop am straight from the pot. Sometimes sef I go fap am from freezer. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by touchmeder: 10:02am On Jul 18, 2010 |
yes classic example always comes to mind during one festive season maybe i was 8 or 9, we spent the night at my cousins house men the food was so sweet but when we don chop finish enter room, i went back to the kitchen, the big pot was almost empty but i just ate from it anyway scrappingthe inside i think i knelt over the pot, when i was done washed my mouth and went back to be with my siblings and cousins and as i entered the room they all roared out laughing, i didnt get it unti i looked at mysef my dress was covered in charcoal from under the pot. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by royalicon(m): 10:40pm On Jul 18, 2010 |
I think say na only me ooooooooooo. I asked someone this question today and she says YES. So its seem like its a childhood desease then. But nowadays, i guess its fading out cos, i cant imagine it happening to this younger generation, instead, they will steal sweet, cake etc from the fridge. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by 5p1naz(m): 12:36am On Jul 19, 2010 |
Ranoscky: hahahahahahahhahahahahah lmaooooo, ranoscky, now thats a killer, ooooooooooooo ow much i love this thread, this sh1t got me laffing for 20 straight mins |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by JUO(m): 8:27am On Jul 19, 2010 |
There's no reason for me to steal from the Cooking Pot when it's my house.saint |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by javalove(m): 9:01am On Jul 19, 2010 |
when i was little, dem dey lock the stew pot for bedroom because of me. . . now sef i still dey do am. . .lol |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Ranoscky(m): 9:42am On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^^ feel u brov, no offence, na part of lyf xpirience! |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by anitabest(f): 10:59am On Jul 19, 2010 |
my mama go commot, nnaa men i go go wack meat wey dey inside pot. but na my mother soup no be una own ooooooooooo. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by anitabest(f): 11:03am On Jul 19, 2010 |
javalove:guy u bi thetf ooooo. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by peterz(m): 11:21am On Jul 19, 2010 |
this situation is peculiar to everyone of us irrespective of our backgrounds, to some it may be something other than meat. in my case, I TRIED SHA. back then i had a cousin who was notorious for missing meat and so when the soup goes sour or it is discovered that the number of meat pieces had reduced drastically, all the blame would go to him and he ends up getting punished. But he was not convinced that he was alone in the business and decided to carry out some investigation. unknown to me , i was his number one suspect. on this particular day, i was to strike again, i had a clear signal and then moved. i got into the kitchen, i cant even remember the kind of soup sha but i removed the lid and reached for a piece . my hand was still inside the pot when i felt a strong grip on my wrist, it was my cousin-he held me in that position and called out to everyone. it was terrible and i felt really bad. just spoke to my mom and kid brother about our escapades and its been laughter all the way. many thanks to the poster , i have been laughing my heart out for the past 30mins now. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by anitabest(f): 11:30am On Jul 19, 2010 |
javalove:guy u bi thief ooooo. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by tkb417(m): 11:48am On Jul 19, 2010 |
my favourite used to be snails i always had a fork in my pocket on weekends and the deed is usually done when i notice light traffic between the living room and the kitchen. My modus operandi usually was ^ move briskly to the kitchen and head for the fridge. ^ Look around as if im looking for something ^ as soon as the coast is clear, i run towards the pot, open it sharply, stab the thing with fork for onward delivery to my mouth Got ma mouth burnt a couple of times |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by TawaTemi1(f): 12:58pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
I have stolen from the cooking pot several times when I was young. This time it wasn't from my mother's pot, it was from my fathers'! Whenever my mum travels, my dad becomes the cook, I have 5 brothers that terrorize the house enough to give my dad heart attack. Whenever he cooks, he used to count the meat because he doesn't trust us. After counting the meat and he stepped aside, as the lady of the house, I cut small portion of all the cooked meat in the pot and make sure the exact number is there. I then share the cut portion with my bros. After all, the meat must be complete, but in smaller sizes.  I remembered one day when my dad asked what happened to the meat and I told him that the meat is not good. I told him 'O ti ra mo pot' Eran yen o da at all. We did that a lot but trust whenever my mum is around, we dare not try that cos she will roast us alive. She will know! It was fun stealing from the cooking pot. |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Ben13: 3:55pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
The topic should read : "Have you been caught stealing from . . ."  |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by 5p1naz(m): 4:25pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
im so much in love wit the thread, |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Jarus(m): 4:59pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
tkb417:kai . . .okunrin meta |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by dayokanu(m): 6:00pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
tkb417: na from small you don be Igbin addict. Oba Igbin I hail o |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by mufasa(m): 9:55pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
dayokanu: |
| Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by asas(f): 10:28pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
imagine d pot of soup still on fire b4 its done d meat finished from the pot |
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