And some girls be like, "If I'm gone, you'll never find any girl like me"

Who says I want another one like you.

I thought I knew all the s*x style until I heard my neighbor saying "Baby stand as if you want to EndSars"

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You carried your neighbor's Baby for a walk , you met with a long time friend who thinks the baby is yours and gave the baby 10k

Who owns the money?

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You carried your neighbor's Baby for a walk , you met with a long time friend who thinks the baby is yours and gave the baby 10k

Who owns the money?

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No matter how romantic your text messages are, it can never beat mobile money notification!

Tall girls� are naturally friendly, and they apologize when they are wrong, but you see those 1.25 litter container, they are very stubborn.

IF I DECIDE TO TAKE U OUT, HOW MUCH SHOULD I BUDGET FOR YOU AS A LADY

At school they taught us that Bleep is Roman Numerals. I typed Bleep on Google and the Romans came out naked.

The husband of a witch is wizard and their children are wizkids!
Sense no go kill me

If devil wants to punish you stylishly, he will give you a beautiful woman with a bad character or a handsome broke man with big pen*s.

I remember my first kiss I didn't Sleep that day I thought she will be pregnant

If you know you're dating me in your mind. Just tell me, I want to ask you something!

Are you bored? Let's have some fun
You will send me everything in your account and you will beg me to send it back.

I get so angry when I See girls fighting over one guy as if we are not alive

Patient: Dr please am I ugly?

Doctor: you're not ugly

Patient: But everybody says I am
ugly!

Doctor: “Listen, you are not ugly"

Patient : “I know I'm ugly ”

Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”

Patient : “ I'm a woman ”

Doctor : Lord have mercy!

Trouble is when you innocently save the number of the woman that supplies honey as HONEY.

And while the phone is with your wife, Honey sends a text msg - Tomorrow's own will be sweeter than what you got last week

If you know your secret is with me, better come and buy me food before I let it out.

I can't be carrying your secrets up and down with empty stomach.

I don't know the ingredients dey used in producing alcohol, but i am sure they added, HAPPINESS, TRUTH and English with the touch of crying for some people.

Avoid Wearing Second Hand Clothes When Traveling Abroad, You May Meet The Owner.

My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begging him to
desist and wait on the Lord but he refused. So I left him alone. He went inside his house with the native doctor who after his divinations told my neighbor that the sickness was incurable but can be transferred to
another person. My neighbour selfishly and greedily agreed.

The native doctor then told my neighbour that the 1st person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will automatically be transferred to the person and the person will die, except d person replies with “retaarh “ as an antidote to make the transfer to backfire. My neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had rendered.

My neighbour then sat down in his sitting room and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door.

The native doctor then suddenly remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back for it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted back "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again “reretaaarh". The native doctor replied “retartartarh". This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererererererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...

Who will stop and die for who?

Don't be a boring wife. Joke with your husband sometimes and say honey I want you to Marry a second Wife.

Just a joke oooooooo so your husband too can joke some.

Men get gym for house!

E get why!!

So one day I will stand in front of God and give account of my life. Hmmmmm!!! Me That am shy like this. I will just run enter heaven.

My video will be full of actions.

I wish I was a young girl...Free drinks, free food, free vacation and free money just for screaming ashhhhi ahhh ashhhh haaa

After 4 rounds of sex, she looked into my eyes and said, "upon all this, you will still cheat on me" I nearly cried because she was saying the truth

Adultery and fornication cases will waste our time on judgement day.