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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:23pm On Oct 17, 2020 |
And some girls be like, "If I'm gone, you'll never find any girl like me" Who says I want another one like you. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:41pm On Oct 17, 2020 |
I thought I knew all the s*x style until I heard my neighbor saying "Baby stand as if you want to EndSars" |
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by Starekene: 9:57am On Oct 22, 2021 |
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 10:18am On May 09, 2022 |
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 10:40am On May 09, 2022 |
No matter how romantic your text messages are, it can never beat mobile money notification! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:21pm On May 09, 2022 |
Tall girls� are naturally friendly, and they apologize when they are wrong, but you see those 1.25 litter container, they are very stubborn. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:22pm On May 09, 2022 |
IF I DECIDE TO TAKE U OUT, HOW MUCH SHOULD I BUDGET FOR YOU AS A LADY |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:22pm On May 09, 2022 |
At school they taught us that Bleep is Roman Numerals. I typed Bleep on Google and the Romans came out naked. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:23pm On May 09, 2022 |
The husband of a witch is wizard and their children are wizkids! Sense no go kill me |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:24pm On May 09, 2022 |
If devil wants to punish you stylishly, he will give you a beautiful woman with a bad character or a handsome broke man with big pen*s. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:25pm On May 09, 2022 |
I remember my first kiss I didn't Sleep that day I thought she will be pregnant |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:27pm On May 09, 2022 |
If you know you're dating me in your mind. Just tell me, I want to ask you something! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:29pm On May 09, 2022 |
Are you bored? Let's have some fun You will send me everything in your account and you will beg me to send it back. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:26am On May 10, 2022 |
I get so angry when I See girls fighting over one guy as if we are not alive |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:37pm On May 10, 2022 |
Patient: Dr please am I ugly? Doctor: you're not ugly Patient: But everybody says I am ugly! Doctor: “Listen, you are not ugly" Patient : “I know I'm ugly ” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ” Patient : “ I'm a woman ” Doctor : Lord have mercy! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:38pm On May 10, 2022 |
Trouble is when you innocently save the number of the woman that supplies honey as HONEY. And while the phone is with your wife, Honey sends a text msg - Tomorrow's own will be sweeter than what you got last week |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:43pm On May 10, 2022 |
If you know your secret is with me, better come and buy me food before I let it out. I can't be carrying your secrets up and down with empty stomach. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:45pm On May 10, 2022 |
I don't know the ingredients dey used in producing alcohol, but i am sure they added, HAPPINESS, TRUTH and English with the touch of crying for some people. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:48pm On May 10, 2022 |
If I am cheating on you and you catch me, that means you never loved me, because Love is Blind!!! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:49pm On May 10, 2022 |
Avoid Wearing Second Hand Clothes When Traveling Abroad, You May Meet The Owner. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:50pm On May 10, 2022 |
My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned and pleaded with him, begging him to desist and wait on the Lord but he refused. So I left him alone. He went inside his house with the native doctor who after his divinations told my neighbor that the sickness was incurable but can be transferred to another person. My neighbour selfishly and greedily agreed. The native doctor then told my neighbour that the 1st person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will automatically be transferred to the person and the person will die, except d person replies with “retaarh “ as an antidote to make the transfer to backfire. My neighbour agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry, forgetting to collect his money for the service he had rendered. My neighbour then sat down in his sitting room and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door. The native doctor then suddenly remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back for it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted back "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again “reretaaarh". The native doctor replied “retartartarh". This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererererererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"... Who will stop and die for who? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:52pm On May 10, 2022 |
Don't be a boring wife. Joke with your husband sometimes and say honey I want you to Marry a second Wife. Just a joke oooooooo so your husband too can joke some. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:42pm On May 10, 2022 |
Men get gym for house! E get why!!
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:43pm On May 10, 2022 |
So one day I will stand in front of God and give account of my life. Hmmmmm!!! Me That am shy like this. I will just run enter heaven. My video will be full of actions. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:44pm On May 10, 2022 |
I wish I was a young girl...Free drinks, free food, free vacation and free money just for screaming ashhhhi ahhh ashhhh haaa |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:46pm On May 10, 2022 |
Most Women who don't like bathing went to girls school |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:48pm On May 10, 2022 |
After 4 rounds of sex, she looked into my eyes and said, "upon all this, you will still cheat on me" I nearly cried because she was saying the truth |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:51pm On May 10, 2022 |
Adultery and fornication cases will waste our time on judgement day. |
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