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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:17pm On May 17, 2022 |
Has it entered? Yes Is it paining? Yes Should I remove it? No Do you like it? Yes Shoe sellers and their stupid questions. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:18pm On May 17, 2022 |
Facebook and WhatsApp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women still retain the 1st position. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:18pm On May 17, 2022 |
You gain admission you post it, going to lectures you post it. Writing exams, you post it. Result, is out we no hear from you again? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:19pm On May 17, 2022 |
God gave Adam wife for free. I don't know who brought the idea of paying bride price. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:24pm On May 17, 2022 |
Your boyfriend buys a new car, you delete the Uber app..... Agnes why na? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:25pm On May 17, 2022 |
Ladies, please stop breaking your sugar daddies' hearts. They are our parents and they are shouting at us for no reason |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:32pm On May 17, 2022 |
Hustle oh make them no tell you say "the moment I saw that shirt I knew you were the one coming" |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:32pm On May 17, 2022 |
Anytime I Pass By A Fine Girl Without Watching Her Ass My Mind Tells Me I'm Sick |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:33pm On May 17, 2022 |
She invited you for her father's burial and you carry condom.. What for my brother? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:33pm On May 17, 2022 |
Vera: Desmond so you slept with my friend, how could you do this to me, she's my best friend, how could you be so cheap, what does she have and i don't .. this is absurd.. Desmond: stop fooling, when i said shave did u shave |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:34pm On May 17, 2022 |
Some girls be like "if I leave you, you will never find another girl like me"......Who told you I want another girl like you? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:35pm On May 17, 2022 |
What's the benefit of Husband And Wife bathing together? I'm asking coz l'm getting married soon |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:21pm On May 21, 2022 |
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:24pm On May 21, 2022 |
I look at people sometimes and think…. Really?? That’s the sperm that won |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:24pm On May 21, 2022 |
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:26pm On May 21, 2022 |
A wise wife must not wear pants while cooking in case her husband wants to chop before eating |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:02pm On May 21, 2022 |
Man ran away from Hospital bed after recovering from coma when doctor told him his phone is with his wife |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:03pm On May 21, 2022 |
Make your bae feel good what is his or her name? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:46pm On May 24, 2022 |
Enough Is Enough. Mosquitoes needs to learn how to eat bread or something. This government has drained us enough |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:46pm On May 24, 2022 |
APART FROM SUN WHAT ELSE RISE'S UP IN THE MORNING? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:47pm On May 24, 2022 |
To avoid unwanted pregnancy, have sex in the mindnight when sperms are sleeping. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:51pm On May 24, 2022 |
As from today no more bad English on this thread! Is we clear? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:52pm On May 24, 2022 |
Promise a guy sex and see how he will be checking on you as if you have been admitted in a hospital... Ladies am I lying? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:53pm On May 24, 2022 |
A Naked lady robbed a bank today Without any Weapon and Nobody saw her face, including me... I wonder what we were looking at |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:53pm On May 24, 2022 |
Anything can happen in school but mathematics teacher never fall sick! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:55pm On May 24, 2022 |
so, one day I will be kissing somebody's daughter and her father will be clapping for me one day? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:56pm On May 24, 2022 |
Your boss gave you 10million to deposit in his bank Account, along the way you receive a call that he is dead. What will you do? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:57pm On May 24, 2022 |
A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written SEX:" F " , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said "I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an" F." Now I understand why Daddy is always with the house girl whenever you are out |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 4:04pm On May 24, 2022 |
I don buy Ring, Na how to Kneel down for this small girl now be problem |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 4:13pm On May 24, 2022 |
Don't let any guy deceive you that you look like an angel, angels don't bleach! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 4:14pm On May 24, 2022 |
Allow me to enjoy myself, allow me to enjoy myself... Go day sing until you become hungry and broke. Follow Tekno and beg him to give you food. Nonsense inspiration |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 4:15pm On May 24, 2022 |
This life I can't kill myself, na this song go motivate you, and you become broke. Timaya go do kill himself to sing. See how rich he is. Nonsense inspiration. |
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