Has it entered? Yes
Is it paining? Yes
Should I remove it? No
Do you like it? Yes


Shoe sellers and their stupid questions.

Facebook and WhatsApp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women still retain the 1st position.

You gain admission you post it, going to lectures you post it. Writing exams, you post it. Result, is out we no hear from you again?

God gave Adam wife for free. I don't know who brought the idea of paying bride price.

Your boyfriend buys a new car, you delete the Uber app..... Agnes why na?

Ladies, please stop breaking your sugar daddies' hearts.

They are our parents and they are shouting at us for no reason

Hustle oh make them no tell you say "the moment I saw that shirt I knew you were the one coming"

Anytime I Pass By A Fine Girl Without Watching Her Ass My Mind Tells Me I'm Sick

She invited you for her father's burial and you carry condom.. What for my brother?

Vera: Desmond so you slept with my friend, how could you do this to me, she's my best friend, how could you be so cheap, what does she have and i don't .. this is absurd..

Desmond: stop fooling, when i said shave did u shave

Some girls be like "if I leave you, you will never find another girl like me"......Who told you I want another girl like you?

What's the benefit of Husband And Wife bathing together?

I'm asking coz l'm getting married soon

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture

I look at people sometimes and think…. Really?? That’s the sperm that won

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

A wise wife must not wear pants while cooking in case her husband wants to chop before eating

Man ran away from Hospital bed after recovering from coma when doctor told him his phone is with his wife

Make your bae feel good what is his or her name?

Enough Is Enough. Mosquitoes needs to learn how to eat bread or something. This government has drained us enough

APART FROM SUN WHAT ELSE RISE'S UP IN THE MORNING?

To avoid unwanted pregnancy, have sex in the mindnight when sperms are sleeping.

As from today no more bad English on this thread! Is we clear?

Promise a guy sex and see how he will be checking on you as if you have been admitted in a hospital... Ladies am I lying?

A Naked lady robbed a bank today Without any Weapon and Nobody saw her face, including me...
I wonder what we were looking at

Anything can happen in school but mathematics teacher never fall sick!

so, one day I will be kissing somebody's daughter and her father will be clapping for me one day?

Your boss gave you 10million to deposit in his bank Account, along the way you receive a call that he is dead.

What will you do?

A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written SEX:" F " , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said "I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an" F." Now I understand why Daddy is always with the house girl whenever you are out

I don buy Ring, Na how to Kneel down for this small girl now be problem

Don't let any guy deceive you that you look like an angel, angels don't bleach!

Allow me to enjoy myself, allow me to enjoy myself...
Go day sing until you become hungry and broke.
Follow Tekno and beg him to give you food.
Nonsense inspiration

This life I can't kill myself, na this song go motivate you, and you become broke.
Timaya go do kill himself to sing. See how rich he is.
Nonsense inspiration.