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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 8:53pm On May 10, 2022 |
Dating a mature lady is stressful. I mean she just apologizes straight away. Now, what am I supposed to do with my anger? Awwww!! See how my plans all failed. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:39am On May 12, 2022 |
I was shaving using my phone as a mirror not knowing I was live on facebook |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by kaycent001(m): 7:31pm On May 13, 2022 |
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:08am On May 17, 2022 |
Stop blaming your boyfriend for Cumming too fast. My sister, you're too sweet. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:12am On May 17, 2022 |
Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:12am On May 17, 2022 |
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:13am On May 17, 2022 |
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:16am On May 17, 2022 |
Girls work on their looks but not their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:16am On May 17, 2022 |
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:17am On May 17, 2022 |
For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:20am On May 17, 2022 |
Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:21am On May 17, 2022 |
Most emotional moment in a boy's life, when a girl says, can you give me your number |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:21am On May 17, 2022 |
Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:22am On May 17, 2022 |
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:23am On May 17, 2022 |
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:23am On May 17, 2022 |
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:24am On May 17, 2022 |
I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. Lol |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:25am On May 17, 2022 |
Dear Food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:26am On May 17, 2022 |
The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:27am On May 17, 2022 |
Relationship is not holding hands while you understand each other. It’s about having lots of misunderstandings & still not leaving each other’s hand. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:28am On May 17, 2022 |
Life can be happier & stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we deserve. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:29am On May 17, 2022 |
Whenever you don’t understand what’s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say… GOD, I know it is your plan, just help me through it. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:29am On May 17, 2022 |
A man whose lover promises to come at night hears the footsteps of the spirits. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:10pm On May 17, 2022 |
I was shaving using my phone as a mirror not knowing I was live on Facebook |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:11pm On May 17, 2022 |
You have only two pairs of pants and he asked you what can I buy for you? Your shouting pizza... sister wash and wear never tire you? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:12pm On May 17, 2022 |
Relationship that I entered last night I just turn ex this afternoon because I no gree do transfer |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:12pm On May 17, 2022 |
WIFE AND SIDE CHICK ENTER SAME TAXI TO HUSBAND SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY I WILL UPDATE YOU IN THE EVENING |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:13pm On May 17, 2022 |
Don’t blame online shopping because you don’t also look exactly as your profile picture |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:14pm On May 17, 2022 |
My brother, shoot your shot, her defense may be that of Manchester United. There is a certain Maguire in there... |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:14pm On May 17, 2022 |
If Jesus comes today, what will happen to the Money in your Bank Accounts? Give me small now before it will be too late. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:15pm On May 17, 2022 |
I told my mom not to bring house girl she won't listen Now she's vomiting |
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:16pm On May 17, 2022 |
Nobody has the lowest voice than a guy who is asking lady for number in a Taxi or Bus |
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