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Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by daewoorazer(m): 6:33pm On Apr 01, 2018
Being a boy to the female gender seems like an easy walk in the park but shouldn’t you reason the muscular configuration of the male gender equates bigger task than the female? You don’t believe? I think nature knows for giraffe to satisfy its stomach, it needed to visit the crown of trees for its daily bread hence its long neck.

Lemme not bore you with science, the life of the male gender comes with challenges even before puberty. ‘Common, you are a man, you shouldn’t cry’; that the nurses will tell you starting from as early as the first 5 years of your life. Why should a boy of 5 years not cry but a woman of 60 years is allowed to scream during IV.

Every time dad travels away from home, as the single male in the house, he tells you ‘ take care of your mum and sisters for me, ok?’ You take this to be a joke until he is gone and the need to switch between electric power phases comes in place and the “man” of 12 years is the one worthy to go change the fuse. After all he is the “man”. Haba! Pity the only boy in the house nao (in lasisi’s voice).

He had a duel with his twin sister and before he could say jack, a dirty slap landed on his face. What does he know? He paid her back in her own coin, perhaps a coin of higher denomination. Parents arrive home, they don’t want to listen to any side of the story. You get dealt serious slaps and corporate punishment! Haaa, you wan kill am?
This got so bad in the later years as a student who struggled to get a mini salon car to lyft or Uber as the case may be. He got insulted by the opposite gender but he isn’t allowed to talk, is he? No! Else he is a rapist!

He is through with high school and probably a mini adult. He is made of flesh and blood, he needs a girlfriend right? The saddening part is he is not only endangered by the opposite gender, but the “big” adults of his very own gender. No! She feels uncle Akpororo who is in his late thirties working in Lagos is the better choice for her and not him her age mate. This poor boy cannot but help but wait for his turn. Funny as it may, the big uncles deserve the first fruit of her embodiment but in later years when the need to settle down becomes obvious, her age mate she wants for what’s left or nothing else!

Did Moses receive the 11th commandment or did I miss the part where the law states - in a mutually benefiting relationship ‘ and the boyfriend shall cater for all the needs of the girlfriend’? Against all odds, the poor nigga thinks he is the one who is in need of a soul mate and hence have the piper to pay. He isn’t independent yet but as early as the first 2 decades of his life, he has a business alongside education to cater for the aesthetic needs and frivolities of the female gender.

He makes the money and a good low cut or skin is enough for him to look good. The recipient (female) gender in this case doesn’t want ‘ipako elede’ nor ‘all back’, no! That’ll belittle her! A whole her! She wants an Iraqi hair, oh sorry, I meant Brazilian!

In no time, he is ripe for marriage and the thought of him having to feed 2 boys, 2 girls, wife, parents-in-law, siblings-in-law not excluding his immediate family is enough to render him literally crazy. This is worsened by the non-profiting economy and bad governance accompanying what have we in the contemporary!

If you have been downgrading that guy in the house, please stop and start respecting him for who he is!

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Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by DaddyKross: 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2018
Okay bro
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by Nobody: 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2018
If you think your life is pitiful as a male, then try being a girl in your next life.
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by Nobody: 6:52pm On Apr 01, 2018
undecided undecided
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by UDUJ(m): 6:56pm On Apr 01, 2018
True talk.

The efforts of REAL MEN (when I say Real Men I mean those responsible ones who provide for the family and ensures the wife and kids don't lack while having a stressful job and facing other issues life throws at him with dignity and pride) in the society is grossly underrated undecided

You ladies need to appreciate us more cool

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Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by daewoorazer(m): 7:01pm On Apr 01, 2018
kimbraa:
If you think your life is pitiful as a male, then try being a girl in your next life.


We will put that under consideration your highness

Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by Nobody: 7:03pm On Apr 01, 2018
daewoorazer:



We will put that under consideration your highness

Good! But just so you know, no gender has it all.
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by boiz2men(m): 12:06am On Apr 02, 2018
kimbraa:
If you think your life is pitiful as a male, then try being a girl in your next life.

why do you always perceive competition whenever q topic seems to dignify the male gender?
The op didn't in any way make the female child less important in his post but somehow you were "SMART" enough to read between the lines.


The world doesn't revolve around any gender in particular. Its all about what can you offer.


The op made a subtle yet salient point about a 12 year old changing the power phase.



Yet all you had to say was "try to be a girl" as if there was an unannounced competition.



Just my opinion though your highness
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by prechbills1(m): 3:42am On Apr 02, 2018
sexist and misandrist post.. when coming to life next time, come as a dependent leech cheesy
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by don4real18(m): 6:54am On Apr 02, 2018
prechbills1:
sexist and misandrist post.. when coming to life next time, come as a dependent leech cheesy
grin
Re: Pitiful Life Of The Male Gender by kazyhm(m): 7:44am On Apr 02, 2018
prechbills1:
sexist and misandrist post.. when coming to life next time, come as a dependent leech cheesy

Dont go overboard about this sensible factual trying to stir balance where there is none........i like reality post

Let every male child know his role and what he should be made of............stop listening to femist fallacy

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