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Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 6:59pm On Jun 05, 2010
Him no go wan die na.

Wey the mouth wey him wan use chop the dough sef.
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 7:00pm On Jun 05, 2010
dani1luv:

you can say that again
I concur!

I can see that you are not alright.  undecided undecided undecided

A visit to yaba-left is all you need.  undecided
Studio CFR:

Him no go wan die na.

Wey the mouth wey him wan use chop the dough sef.

Good cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 7:01pm On Jun 05, 2010
tanimz:

No mind am jare sad

Hope say you never give am money? undecided
werrin u dey misyarn?
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 7:03pm On Jun 05, 2010
tanimz:

I can see that you are not alright. undecided undecided undecided

A visit to yaba-left is all you need. undecided
Good cheesy



jorh ooo. .Studio dun dey give you liiver bah cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 7:07pm On Jun 05, 2010
Danny, all u know na to criticise and tell people how dem misyarn. Tanimz is a queen and she no dey misyarn like u.
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Jun 05, 2010
Oooooops shocked
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2010
^^ Wetin do ya eyes? sad

dani1luv:

werrin u dey misyarn?

FYI, I don't misyarn. angry

dani1luv:

jorh ooo. .Studio dun dey give you liiver bah cheesy

What nonsense are you talking about? undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 8:28pm On Jun 05, 2010
Danny stay on topic
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 8:30pm On Jun 05, 2010
You dey mind am? angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 8:34pm On Jun 05, 2010
He's not important so why i go mind am?
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 8:45pm On Jun 05, 2010
He's not important? shocked shocked

Please explain! grin grin I been think say all mods. be important someborry for NL
Re: Face Me I Face U by Kunbee: 8:46pm On Jun 05, 2010
Face me i face you ooo i no go run away, rock me i rock you o na me and you today cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 8:48pm On Jun 05, 2010
Kunbee!

Wazzup? cool cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 8:58pm On Jun 05, 2010
psl stop shouting sm1's name.
its late!!
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 9:01pm On Jun 05, 2010
I send you? angry angry

Abeg you get room, go sleep. Mschew angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Kunbee: 9:02pm On Jun 05, 2010
My queen am fine
tayo_ast:

psl stop shouting sm1's name.
its late!!
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 9:08pm On Jun 05, 2010
omo tanimzant yi like wahala sha
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2010
Omo tayo yi baje sha. angry angry

Kunbee, good to know cheesy cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:44pm On Jun 05, 2010
Nobody dey
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 12:11am On Jun 06, 2010
Pessin ask you?
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 7:28am On Jun 06, 2010
Dyt na aprokoism be her profession. Hahaha
Re: Face Me I Face U by daylae(m): 12:21pm On Jun 06, 2010
Studio CFR:

Daylae,

Na mud house i fit find for u since u be corp member and no get dough for room and parlour self contain atleas
:owhich kain mud house? . . . .looking around to see we are in a mud house after all undecided. . . .so,how much for a room here grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 12:43pm On Jun 06, 2010
tanimz:

^^ Wetin do ya eyes? sad

FYI, I don't misyarn. angry

What nonsense are you talking about? undecided
Shutup cuz its ur turn 2 clean d compound
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 4:11pm On Jun 06, 2010
E be like say you don dey mad! I follow una dey live for face-me-I-face-you? angry angry

Just because I travel for a couple of days come leave you in charge no mean say na you be the real landlord. undecided undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 5:43pm On Jun 06, 2010
Throw him out for me please.
Re: Face Me I Face U by Mrdani1luv: 6:14pm On Jun 06, 2010
tanimz:

E be like say you don dey mad! I follow una dey live for face-me-I-face-you? angry angry

Just because I travel for a couple of days come leave you in charge no mean say na you be the real landlord. undecided undecided
IDIOT, why you go dey refer to my guy like that. .you dey craze. .abi who dash you liver chop. .monumented castrated shegoat. .I nor fit blame you. .coz i dun buy you ticket nah. .I nor fit pour saliva 4 floor. Nor provoke my titanium, obestrum, lastrum spirit cool

That's all I have to say. .pig cool

Hi studio dani always dey talk abt u hw paroles grin



hiya studio. .Landlord dun tu dey talk bt u. .hw paroles nah cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool grin grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:22pm On Jun 06, 2010
Mrdani1luv:

IDIOT, why you go dey refer to my guy like that. .you dey craze. .abi who dash you liver chop. .monumented castrated shegoat. .I nor fit blame you. .coz i dun buy you ticket nah. .I nor fit pour saliva 4 floor. Nor provoke my titanium, obestrum, lastrum spirit cool

That's all I have to say. .pig cool

Hi studio dani always dey talk abt u hw paroles grin



hiya studio. .Landlord dun tu dey talk bt u. .hw paroles nah cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool grin grin

LOL Mr. You would have not done that. .I can deal with her myself. .Atleast she's my tenant grin

So do you need an apartment. .maybe i could evict tanimz 4u cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:26pm On Jun 06, 2010
tanimz:

E be like say you don dey mad! I follow una dey live for face-me-I-face-you? angry angry

Just because I travel for a couple of days come leave you in charge no mean say na you be the real landlord. undecided undecided

Remember landlady i still have couples of wives outside this house. .i can give you a divorce letter you know. .so be careful on how you address me. .Okay wink . .I still have the power to evict you 4rm dis compound. .kk
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:27pm On Jun 06, 2010
Who b dis mr.dani?
Abeg no carry ur disgusted pin ass cm our compound o
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 6:58pm On Jun 06, 2010
I dey feel like i be celebrity when peepz dey discuss about me for my back. Lol.



Mrdani1luv, Are my safe? I loyal oh. Hehehe
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 7:02pm On Jun 06, 2010
dani1luv:


Remember landlady i still have couples of wives outside this house. .i can give you a divorce letter you know. .so be careful on how you address me. .Okay wink . .I still have the power to evict you 4rm dis compound. .kk

Dani1luv? Mr. Dani1luv?

You don dey mad e don tey!!! Who marry you? Shior, go find ya levels. angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 7:16pm On Jun 06, 2010
tanimz:

Dani1luv? Mr. Dani1luv?

You don dey mad e don tey!!! Who marry you? Shior, go find ya levels. angry angry angry angry angry

we dey fite grin . .u greedy oh. .ah!!! After I dun pay ur bride price

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