philip0906:

You miss the context. The poster rightly admitted that Christians and Christianity has its own issues. But...

Just look at the problems caused by Islam around the world, from terrorism to radical extremism to violence and unrest, yet on Fridays you'll never see ONE thread or topic that depicts Islam in bad light or attempts to make mockery of the religion. Worst still you have to swear allegiance to Allah before making any comment.

That's what the poster means.

you are very stupid for bringing Islam into this

Lorechino:
ass leaker spotted

What language is this? Stupido!

Koph:
Every Sunday NL pushes topics that are targeted at ridiculing Christian practises to front page and everyone jumps in to make all manner of comments. However on Fridays, the topics pushed to the FrontPage for Muslims promotes and propagates the faith, you can not even comment without swearing to an oath of allegiance to the Faith. Are NL moderators on a mission against the Christian Faith?
Let every True Child of God reflect on this before promoting or commenting on post such as this lest you join the enemies to pull down the church, yes the Church has its challenges but that is why Christian need to walk with the Lord to be conformed to his image.

I am happy you realize this, it's so pathetic how Christians ridicule Christianity? They have no idea....

buygala:
This particular lady testified about how her uncle in the village who had locked up her destiny and that of her two siblings died the day after she hit and killed a bat while driving at night


Two days later, She and her younger Bro died in a ghastly car accident...

One Sunday she testified about killing a bat uncle....the next Sunday her Obituary Poster was on the church gate

I guess that her uncle achieved in death what he couldn't achieve in life

you no well.

Wizkhalifa2:
A woman once testified concerning her son in my church, so the boys peni.s was stolen by would be ritualist, after series of prayers by a pastor, the peni.s was restored. Praise God ryt?. Well it didn't end there, she further said they took the boy to go nd test the peni.s on a prostitute. The whole church went silent.

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

humans and stupidity.

hopefulLandlord:
ALL OF THEM

We Christians only get to notice you on Sundays because you're not an atheist but an Antichrist... Don't worry, we're not mad 'cause you're only serving you purpose in life!
What is your purpose and aspirations in this life?
How can you add value to the lives of others?
What motivates and inspire you?
These are the questions you need to ask yourself...

ollah2:



How is he protecting the Muslims?
How is he pouring scorn on Christendom?

Christians are so dumb and intolerant.
Can you imagine !
Very stupid set of people. Idk what this thread got to do with Muslims in the first place and that stupid guy had to bring Islam into it.
I read all the comments and no single yabbing from a Muslim . Still he brought Islam and Muslim talk into it

FishLegs:
Christians are so dumb and intolerant.
Can you imagine !
Very stupid set of people. Idk what this thread got to do with Muslims in the first place and that stupid guy had to bring Islam into it.
I read all the comments and no single yabbing from a Muslim . Still he brought Islam and Muslim talk into it

I wonder as well, the comments were made by fellow Christians but he had to bring Muslims into it. The thread was creates by a Christian, abi Na Muslims know all those testimonies written on the thread?

Very very intolerant people.

Etizz:


I am happy you realize this, it's so pathetic how Christians ridicule Christianity? They have no idea....

So saying the truth now means it's a ridicule? You deserve your leaders both political and religious

A woman said she has issues with her landlord about the house rent

So she fasted and prayed for solution

Lo and behold when she got home that day from church people already gathered in front of there house then she realized the landlord had an accident and died on d spot

For this no one will bother her again cos they will think she's paid for d year!

Even the pastor was confused as what to say

FishLegs:
you are very stupid for bringing Islam into this

No be your fault. You didn't swear allegiance to Jesus before coming in here na

Na Seun I blame.
Yeye

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

Hahahahahah

chibwike:
A woman put Lords chosen sticker in her gas..


And she did not fill it for 2yrs

Dumbest testimony of the century

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! more stupid indeed!

sandrahnaub:
Lol yes o

I knew it...
Those guys won't kill somebody with their style.

Koph:
Every Sunday NL pushes topics that are targeted at ridiculing Christian practises to front page and everyone jumps in to make all manner of comments. However on Fridays, the topics pushed to the FrontPage for Muslims promotes and propagates the faith, you can not even comment without swearing to an oath of allegiance to the Faith. Are NL moderators on a mission against the Christian Faith?
Let every True Child of God reflect on this before promoting or commenting on post such as this lest you join the enemies to pull down the church, yes the Church has its challenges but that is why Christian need to walk with the Lord to be conformed to his image.

God bless you!! the religious bias on nairaland is very obvious.....however, I don't blame the nairaland owner and rulers...it's the Christian who keep helping in propagating the ridicule against Christianity I blame! just imagine this kind of utterly s..t.u.pi.d thread....see the way people are falling over themselves to ridicule the faith....continue you hear!

Koph:
Every Sunday NL pushes topics that are targeted at ridiculing Christian practises to front page and everyone jumps in to make all manner of comments. However on Fridays, the topics pushed to the FrontPage for Muslims promotes and propagates the faith, you can not even comment without swearing to an oath of allegiance to the Faith. Are NL moderators on a mission against the Christian Faith?
Let every True Child of God reflect on this before promoting or commenting on post such as this lest you join the enemies to pull down the church, yes the Church has its challenges but that is why Christian need to walk with the Lord to be conformed to his image.

Did Nairaland also force you to open www.nairaland.com?

we all have that testimony but we will not come out to share it, the gift of life is the greatest testimony

7Alexander:
Most of them are actually fabricated and unnecessary.

A woman will come out, sing for 5mins, only for her to testify that she slept and woke up today. Like WTF, don't we all have that same testimony?

PrimadonnaO:


Ohh. I went for service. Church closes early.

Winners Family if i guess right

philip0906:

No be your fault. You didn't swear allegiance to Jesus before coming in here na

Na Seun I blame.
Yeye

he actually told u told the plain truth...it's best u cover your face and stfu forever

PrimadonnaO:



I've been noticing the pattern, too. And quite ignorantly, so-called Christians, oblivious of the plot, come online to ridicule the faith.

What is the solution?

Oh my God . How I wish my siblings are here to attest to this testimony by a shoemaker at one of RCCG parish in Ondo state, precisely in the year 1998. I was very young then. For this man to have thank God for safe delivery of his wife baby and health, he was telling us that after having sex with his wife, he notice a sign of abrasion like sand paper on his dick.

Anytime I remember that story, I can't stop laughing. He said the abrasion lasted for a week.
A week later, I didn't see his wife in the church again.

Me and my siblings nicknamed him "Sand paper", we dare not call him that name in his presence.

Chaiiii, different human being

Koph:
Every Sunday NL pushes topics that are targeted at ridiculing Christian practises to front page and everyone jumps in to make all manner of comments. However on Fridays, the topics pushed to the FrontPage for Muslims promotes and propagates the faith, you can not even comment without swearing to an oath of allegiance to the Faith. Are NL moderators on a mission against the Christian Faith?
Let every True Child of God reflect on this before promoting or commenting on post such as this lest you join the enemies to pull down the church, yes the Church has its challenges but that is why Christian need to walk with the Lord to be conformed to his image.

Are you just observing this? It is either Seun is afraid of the Muslims to attack his life or he is just a Muslim asslicker or he so much despise Christianity.

The stupid oath on Muslim thread has no effect whatsoever...its just an online threat to freedom which is what we know Islam to be.

trustworthy1:
I have once listened to a testimony on TV where one woman said she used to involve herself in salon business (fixing weavon, plaiting people's hair with attachment etc ),but she has repented.

she must be deeper life

buygala:
This particular lady testified about how her uncle in the village who had locked up her destiny and that of her two siblings died the day after she hit and killed a bat while driving at night


Two days later, She and her younger Bro died in a ghastly car accident...

One Sunday she testified about killing a bat uncle....the next Sunday her Obituary Poster was on the church gate

I guess that her uncle achieved in death what he couldn't achieve in life

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha my belle o

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

hahahhahaahahahahhahah walahi, i go read all d thread here finish

philip0906:

No be your fault. You didn't swear allegiance to Jesus before coming in here na

Na Se.un I blame.
Yeye

once again I put it to you that you’re very stupid!

Dotng:


Hold your peace my brother. The church has always been under attack and will always be under attack because the Truth is offensive to them. Allow everyone to comment so that we can know those who are with us and those who pretend to be with us but are against us.

Christians are objective.We should able to tell when something is wrong.
There is a lot of misinterpretation/misrepresentation going on in the church. Speaking out isn't a sin.

CarlosTheJackal:
I know that NL has been attacking the Christian faith unjustly but i think we need to call out the excesses going on in the church because we can't continue to condone it if we really need genuine Change in the Church.


Why didn't you attend service?

I agree with you. Objectivity is needed.
That's one thing that has been helping Christianity. We are not rigid like the other religions.

Koph:
Every Sunday NL pushes topics that are targeted at ridiculing Christian practises to front page and everyone jumps in to make all manner of comments. However on Fridays, the topics pushed to the FrontPage for Muslims promotes and propagates the faith, you can not even comment without swearing to an oath of allegiance to the Faith. Are NL moderators on a mission against the Christian Faith?
Let every True Child of God reflect on this before promoting or commenting on post such as this lest you join the enemies to pull down the church, yes the Church has its challenges but that is why Christian need to walk with the Lord to be conformed to his image.

Stop playing the victim card bro, your fellow christians are the ones creating the topic not Muslims, the mods only do their job of pushing it to the front page. Moreover no one stops you from creating topics that massage your ego.
Peace.

sandrahnaub:
The one a woman gave her husband coconut water to drink and the coconut to eat, blessed from the pastor....and he could later perform because his 'junior' was now able to rise....

very very funny...Like seriously!!!