Missy B what a wonderful concept! You must be talented in arts as well as in the kitchen plus others.
Please can I have some bitter leaf soup with pounded yam and "Okporoko" ?

I need a nice wife, already am falling in love, so am seriously brainstorming on a good strategy to get rid of this ~sauron guy! \ I just might be able to get Seun to ban the dude?

^^^^^^sauron is just a surrogate husband

Missy na my wife so back off


and who was asking to chop igbin there?

does this place look like where igbin is given?

commot

9zz! hehe!

Can I av Ewedu n rice & a cup of omi-garri to wash it down plzz?!

dustydee:

My jamaican souce pls.

I'm very sorry, I'm serving You late. I didn't see this post until now.

I assume You meant Jamaican Jerk Sauce.

Here . . . .

Thyme, allspice, scotch bonnet peppers, and garlic are key ingredients in this recipe. Use this authentic spicy jerk rub on chicken, pork, fish, or vegetables.
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 5 minutes
Ingredients:

•1/2 cup ground allspice berries
•1/2+ cup packed brown sugar
•6 to 8 garlic cloves
•4 to 6 Scotch bonnet peppers
•1 tablespoon ground thyme or 2 tablespoons thyme leaves
•2 bunches escallions (green onions)
•1 teaspoon cinnamon
•1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
•Salt and pepper to taste
•2 tablespoons soy sauce to moisten

Preparation:
Place allspice, brown sugar, garlic, scotch bonnet peppers, thyme, scallions, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, pepper, and soy sauce in a food processor and blend until smooth.

You may use allspice berries, if available, but use enough to give the equivalent of 1/2 cup ground. (Allspice berries and scotch bonnets are key ingredients.) Keep this sauce refrigerated and it will keep forever. Feel free to increase the hot peppers and garlic.

Rub the meat (chicken, pork or beef) with the seasoning. If using a pork shoulder, score the fat and rub in. With chicken, be sure to rub under skin and in cavities. Can also be used with fish, but use a firm-fleshed fish like grouper.

Marinate overnight. Grill over a low fire until done. Charcoal is best, but not essential. Meat will be smoked "pinkish" when done, and the skin will be nice and dark. Chop meat into pieces, and serve traditionally with hard-dough bread and Jamaican Red Stripe Beer.

tkb417:

i know im the one that will marry either of these women ( i fit marry d 2 of dem sef)

yme and Missy B

chei see food


abeg give me
asaro/ yam porridge and chicken

Darl. . . . . .

Directions
Peel the yam and wash properly
Season the meat and cook till it soft
Fry or grill the meat if necessary
With the stock, cook the yam adding salt, palm oil,seasoning, pepper and crayfish
Add the dried or smoked fish
When the yam is soft,mash a couple to aid in thickening
Taste for salt, add the vegetable and cook for another 5minutes
Serve

Food is ready . . .

Abeg Missy B just serve me anything I no mind.

You get shekpe?

otondo55:

Pls Can i have Nsara and bush meat or fresh fish soup with pounded yam

Please really hungry here. Pls do serve with chilled Stout.

thank you.

Here



Enjoy!!

dayokanu:

Abeg  Missy B just serve me anything I no mind.

You get shekpe?

What's shekpe?

Prolly it's this one . . . . .



You no need weed [igbo] too?

jikings:

Missy B, You are a good cook but I'm not sure the picture of the "Ediakong" soup is what it actually looks like. I'm from the region of naija that make it as well. Can you put up a beta picture of it? Please for me i want corect "Isi ewu served by a beautiful igbo girl" ?

I think what I posted is actually Edikang Ikong. Well, if You don't like it, here's anatha . .

jikings:

Please for me i want corect "Isi ewu served by a beautiful igbo girl" ?

Here Sir . . .



T'was served by her

kadman:

thank you Missy B, I'll prepare the cake on Saturday and put a pic here,  I'e hand it on my mind all week, what if I don't have baking powder ?

We'll be waiting for the pic.

mama-gee:

May I have a slice of Cheesecake or Sandwich please.

Here . . .
[img]http://shelter.ae/images/128949745907500000Carrot%20Cake.jpg[/img]

@Missy B

Where is my damn Epang Nkukwo with lots and lots of perewinkle and a bottle of odekun (big stout)

KenGali:

I need a nice wife, already am falling in love, so am seriously brainstorming on a good strategy to get rid of this ~sauron guy! \ I just might be able to get Seun to ban the dude?

Hehehehe!!
I foresee ma Dad receiving so many bags of money.
Papa and mama must comot from Village today.

KenGali:

Missy B what a wonderful concept! You must be talented in arts as well as in the kitchen plus others.
Please can I have some bitter leaf soup with pounded yam and "Okporoko" ?

Here . . .





Too bad, I couldn't get a better pic. I'll come cook it for You.

desthan:

@Missy B

Where is my damn Epang Nkukwo with lots and lots of perewinkle and a bottle of odekun (big stout)

Be polite! 

Your profile pic is . . . . . . 

Moyola:

9zz! hehe!

Can I av Ewedu n rice & a cup of omi-garri to wash it down plzz?!

I don't know what ewedu rice is . . . . . .

Missy B:

Here, babez!

dayum, thanks

MissyB loves to cook
Snthesis loves to eat

Can i have U- MissyB plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

missy b this is kool. can I have some burito sandwich with tuna fillings. Some soda to cool it down will be great

Missy B:

What's shekpe?

Prolly it's this one . . . . .



You no need weed [igbo] too?

classic

Welldone missyb
@post

i just had breakfast now,and am trying not to eat much,else i wlda ordered for my own meal,
maybe lunch .Until then,let me keep salivating,

Thank god its friday

Abeg i want shepe too with igbo

make my eye dirty small for office

Missy B:

I don't know what ewedu rice is . . . . . .

Basically White Rice with ewedu instead of stew. . .kiakia mahhn!

snthesis:

MissyB loves to cook
Snthesis loves to eat

Can i have U- MissyB plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

elbat:

missy b this is kool. can I have some burito sandwich with tuna fillings. Some soda to cool it down will be great

Here, sir!

Moyola:

Basically White Rice with ewedu instead of stew. . .kiakia mahhn!

See Ya mauth!! Ya own must different . . . .

Manage this, biko.

I ASKED FOR A WHOLE LIVE COW TO EAT,

Im still on hold,
where is it~

bring me my LIVE COW else i go close this KITCHEN


**Brings out a shotgun and shoots into the ceiling
sand and wood pours on 190 body**

Now u know im not Joking! where is my cow!!

desthan:

@Missy B

Where is my damn Epang Nkukwo with lots and lots of perewinkle and a bottle of odekun (big stout)

Missy B:

Be polite! 

Your profile pic is . . . . . . 

Missy B a hungry man is an angry man.
desthan been order this food since yesterday when you and Oga sauron de jolly for bedroom, been no wan disturb una . Abeg make we no begin lose customers after one day of opening. E don tey when Oga desthan de wait for the Epang Nkukwo with lots and lots of perewinkle and a bottle of odekun. We fit add desert for am as good will gesture make im for no too vex. Wetin you think?

Meanwhile I no mind use whisky brush teeth before I order my own

Hungarian goulash, please?

Missy B. Thnaks for the isi ewu but I be ask for beautiful Igbo girl to serve not a striper! me I do de like that kind tin cus I don forget the food for other tins now e don cold! Abeg serve me "Nkwobi this time but abeg send a correct village Igbo girl to serve am"? Thanks!!

Tuwo and gbegiri pls

unfortunately i don't know the english name for it

Abeg i want shepe too with igbo  

make my eye dirty small for office

You sef dey there?

Missy B shey na you dey sell the shekpe. That picture is sexy!!!

Abeg Missy B, Can I have 404?

Missy B:

Thanks alot for assisting with the cooking . . . but errrhm,
You know . . . We could live and cook in Perfect Peace if You leave ma husbands [Tkb and Sauron] alone. Thanks in advance!!

LMAO
we will definitely cook in perfect peace cause not Sauron or tkb can find my sexy body out
so they are all yours dear am just gonna concentrate on serving our hungry customers