Moyola:

Ooo! Y-me! yu dint include d rice naa. . .omi-garri iznt a slang nau. . .i tink d english forrit is 'Garrium sulphate water' lol! yu gerrit now?. . .nywaz tankyu!

M patiently awaiting d arrival of ma evening meal!

Newest:

Yme pls let me go wif u

Missy B:

You go wait tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
In fact, No more food for You in this Kitchen.

y me:

ohhhhhhhhh i seeeeeeeeee

y me:


i will love to take your order but if i cant prepare it then its over to missy

Newest:

Cheesyyyyyyyyyyyy

Here i come

Missy B:

Make una noh do Love Nwantiti here jare!!

Moyola:

Iz there 'nything difficult abt ma order?

dayokanu:

I have been on the queue for 3 hours
Abeg Missy B, Can I have 404?

dayokanu:

I have been on the queue for 3 hours

Abeg Missy B, Can I have 404?

dayokanu:

I have been on the queue for 3 hours

Abeg Missy B, Can I have 404?

gongo aso:

Asked for moin-moin since forever
would have taken the one above with denzel but I prefer the leaf-wrapped type

Anyways pls, can I have some garri and kuli-kuli

dayokanu:

I dont know the interpretation. Its called "Lokili" by Ondo People and its a favourite delicacy in Calabar.

r231, Can you pls explain what 404 is to MissyB and yme?

y me:

all that just for you my friend start watching your weight jare

dayokanu:

r231 battling 404 meal

r231 says"Eating dog meat gives you a special protection against the most potent juju (charm)," he claims, reeling off the benefits of dog meat.

"Dog meat also improves your sex life. And if you eat dog meat, you cannot be poisoned."


But not everyone is convinced by Oga r231's arguments

dayokanu:

r231 battling 404 meal

gongo aso:

Asked for moin-moin since forever  
would have taken the one above with denzel but I prefer the leaf-wrapped type  

Anyways pls, can I have some garri and kuli-kuli  

r231:

where is my tuwo and gbegiri soup

Moyola:

*sighz* hurry shaa!

y me:

i prepared the gbegiri soup for ya already

r231:

madam i no see am o

maybe u don give ma food to somebody else

na only BBQ 404 with small stout dayo gave me o

9-11:

@Missy B
so sugar you've been cooking for every one here. Oya make you go bring me food.

Missy B:

A course mate just saw that moin moin and she was like ''What the f[i]u[/i]ck's that'' . . .Lmao!!

Abeg, make una noh deh post that kain food na.  

y me:

DEATH  
but i love the leaf moi moi more tho
but wait o all this customer nor dey pay @missy?

y me:


but wait o all this customer nor dey pay @missy?