Lazyreporta:
Women have their own secret language, and yet they expect men to understand it. Pay attention guys. It is not what she says, but what she does that is the key to breaking this code. They are more subtle in their responses, instead of direct, like men are. For example, if you ask a woman something, and she responds with: I’ll think about it. It means no. Chances are, she may have put on a bland face to go with that remark, but if you are watching closely, you can catch the clues in her face.

If you ask a woman you just met for her phone number and she says: Well, I don’t give it out, but why don’t you give me one of your business cards? It means: I’m not interested. As I mentioned before, we have trained women not to reject us to our face, so they have had to develop more subtle ways of getting around to saying: No.

It is about understanding what all the cues mean. When a woman says: You never listen to me. Or: You never do this for me or that for me. In that moment, it is simply what she’s feeling. It doesn’t mean that you have never, ever done this or that for her. All it means is in that present moment, you are failing as a man to give her the presence that she is looking for from you.

That is why women tend to generalize a lot when they are saying things. They will say: I can’t stand you, or: You’re such a jerk, or she gets really mad and says she hates you. It doesn’t mean that she does not love you any more, but right then and there, in that moment, she is feeling that she hates your guts, because you failed, and she’s simply expressing that to you. Again, don’t take it personally.

She may be completely shut down to you. By your presence and communicating with her, you are going to work to open her back up. Once she is back open, she will usually apologize for what she said, with something like: I was just really emotional. Or she may be all over you and say: I love you! That is just her being a woman. It is part of the weathering of the storm.

Understanding the secret language is all about understanding what her responses mean. Guys think logically, and women think emotionally. Most of the time, women giving advice on other women are not going to come out and say: Well, she doesn’t like you. They do not want to come right out and tell you the things that hurt your feelings.

The more pauses a woman uses during speaking is an indication that she is thinking hard about how to try and word something. Listen carefully to her wording at this point. She is trying very hard not to be impolite or rude, but the actual words and where she places inflections on those words will tell you exactly what she is trying to say.

For example, you go up to a woman and say: Is anyone sitting here? Compare these statements: No, it’s open. Or she hesitates, shrugs, looks down or away and says: ...No...It’s open. The first one says that the seat is open and you are welcome to sit next to her. The second one says: If you really have to. The seat is open, but I’d rather you left it that way.

With a guy, language is like simplistic, straightforward dog commands: Sit, stay, lie down, and roll over. With a woman, it is like the cat analogy. You have to read her actions. You always judge a woman by what she does, not what she says. If she breaks a date and then tells you that she can’t wait to see you again in the same sentence, the bottom line is that she still broke the date. That tells me that she has a very low attraction, and she doesn’t really care to see me. When she says: But I can’t wait to see you again, it is her way of trying to make you feel good, and not be upset or mad at her for breaking the date.
She hopes you will just figure it out. Women will understand what that response means. Most guys don’t understand what that response means.


LAZYREPORTA

Thanks bro for this.

NwaAmaikpe:

Once a girl visits; she didn't just come to watch telemundo because the reason a balloon plays around a pin is to be pierced.

Life is easy.

Ikor (word)

Myketuale:


Thanks bro for this.

I don't want to understand women languages...
All i want to understand is how make good money because money is the only language women understands.

You'd better change this thinking that all what women understand is money. A greedy lady will collect from you and also date other guys for money.

lawrenzo007:
I don't want to understand women languages...
All i want to understand is how make good money because money is the only language women understands.

lawrenzo007:
I don't want to understand women languages...
All i want to understand is how make good money because money is the only language women understands.

Like all the women are poor in this life abi?
Abi all the guys are rich?

When it is money, I guess everyone likes money, not ladies alone.

When you're rich, what gives you edge over the other rich guy?
I guess it's how you both handle her

Let me also respond in my secret language

Lazyreporta:



Like all the women are poor in this life abi?
Abi all the guys are rich?

When it is money, I guess everyone likes money, not ladies alone.

When you're rich, what gives you edge over the other rich guy?
I guess it's how you both handle her

You.lose edge the.minute you waste time analysing them as you are doing. Stand aloof even inwardly and you gain control.

You sound like a pusssy whipped guy tho,.no offence.

Prov 31 : 3

Lazyreporta:


Like all the women are poor in this life abi? Abi all the guys are rich?
When it is money, I guess everyone likes money, not ladies alone.
When you're rich, what gives you edge over the other rich guy? I guess it's how you both handle her

Baba i don know that one since... Just need some £$¥€# to facilitate it.

DeepSight:


You.lose edge the.minute you waste time analysing them as you are doing. Stand aloof even inwardly and you gain control.

You sound like a pusssy whipped guy tho,.no offence.

At all.
Your opinion.


I will still take the Bae from you even if you are a billionaire.
You will continue to get more girls with your money. Don't ever go broke bro

Enjoy!!!

lawrenzo007:


Baba i don know that one since...
Just need some £$¥€# to facilitate it.

Ok

how irritating can this blogger be?

making women illogical

I do not play the women card, if you don't know what you want you f out

like someone said "life is easy"

greiboy:
bruv you have said something similar yesterday

Yeah, concluding part.

StaffofOrayan:

The Japanese are beyond clever. Hhahahahahaahaha my ribs wan melt.

Lazyreporta:
Lazyreporta is a romance blogger..

If you want money, go to finance section.

By the way, read to understand..
Don't quote me if you only read the headline, Abeg.

Only 3 out of every 100 guys really knows how to handle their women.

Be among "the 3% men!!!"

Learn to listen as a man...
It's not what she says but what she does!


Cc: Dominique

let me guess, u are among d 3.

IMASTEX:
Use the time to discover how to increase your source of income. I.e. you can invest your time into snail farming.


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Una no dey ever listen to instructions

What a waste of time, mtchew, if u no talk ur mind not be u know.

Ellabae:
This is really interesting. Guys learn from it o. But some guys nor get time to understand o.

life isn't in black and white. Its in shades of different colours. So when some blogger forming he understands women, comes up with a manual that this how u should do it or else, its as good as failing. U cant find ur way in life with some bloggers manual. Everyone just gat 2 find out what works 4 them

the Op is deluded this is a long story....

The easiest way to understand women languages in Nigeria is by making money
Instead of wasting ur time trying to understand women languages trace ur poverty to understand the cure
So that u can understand the language of making money
Inu isi ego

lexy2014:
life isn't in black and white. Its in shades of different colours. So when some blogger forming he understands women, comes up with a manual that this how u should do it or else, its as good as failing. U cant find ur way in life with some bloggers manual. Everyone just gat 2 find out what works 4 them

Yes true. Whatever suits u.

I guess you don't know Fela's song 'Beast of no nation' with the lyrics:
..."My people are useless, my people are senseless, my people are indisciplined"...

He sang it about the then Gen. M. Buhari when he referred to Nigerians as above. Buhari's delicacy is in the apportionment of blames, he's never guilty of nothing.

In the 80s Buhari blames middlemen for economic failure.
In 2016, Buhari blames PDP; blames GEJ and NOI for inability of mostly led APC states to pay workers salary.
In 2017 Buhari blames Benue natives for Herdsmen attacks, ask them to live peacefully with the 'killer' herdsmen.
In 2018 Buhari blames OBJ for current power failure.

The only person without blame is bubu himself.

chaarly:
i did not read the post but i think we all should ask fmr. President Obasanjo #WhereIsThePower

In Fela's Voice. . .

Look Obasanjo, before anything at all he go say
oh lord oh lord oh lord oh lord oh lord
oh lordddd uhd uhd uhd
and he dey do bad bad, bad bad, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad thing
through Jesus Christ our Lord
Amen Amen Amen

Well, nobody sang about Buhari. . but not to worry, after 2019, there'll be lotsa diss tracks

Get this book
men are from Mars and women is from Venus.
You will understand how to relate with women better.

k9ine:
I guess you don't know Fela's song 'Beast of no nation' with the lyrics:
..."My people are useless, my people are senseless, my people are indisciplined"...

He sang it about the then Gen. M. Buhari when he referred to Nigerians as above. Buhari's delicacy is in the apportionment of blames, he's never guilty of nothing.

In the 80s Buhari blames middlemen for economic failure.
In 2016, Buhari blames PDP; blames GEJ and NOI for inability of mostly led APC states to pay workers salary.
In 2017 Buhari blames Benue natives for Herdsmen attacks, ask them to live peacefully with the 'killer' herdsmen.
In 2018 Buhari blames OBJ for current power failure.

The only person without blame is bubu himself.

i have'nt listened to that song in particular tho. you're correct with Buhari and the blame games. . he hardly takes resposibilty no doubt. But to be honest bro, power(Electricity) under Buhari have improved alot compared to Obj's time

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NwaAmaikpe:



Which one is secret language? Are they fairies?
Only mumu footmat fvckboys have this mentality.

O boy, life is easy.
Don't allow a girl to drink garri on top of your punk.
Let her talk her mind.
If she is game, a nyüö.
If she isn't game, I-kó her way.

I don't know about any stupid secret language, all I understand in a woman is body language.
Once a girl visits; she didn't just come to watch telemundo because the reason a balloon plays around a pin is to be pierced.

Life is easy.

Lazyreporta:
Lazyreporta is a romance blogger..

If you want money, go to finance section.

By the way, read to understand..
Don't quote me if you only read the headline, Abeg.

Only 3 out of every 100 guys really knows how to handle their women.

Be among "the 3% men!!!"

Learn to listen as a man...
It's not what she says but what she does!


Cc: Dominique

Where are you getting these illegitimate statistics? They are almost as illegitimate as you.

time i will use to study the body language of a women is enough for me to win 50,000,000 from bet9ja
IF U NO GET MONEY YOU BE MONKEY ...

chaarly:
i did not read the post but i think we all should ask fmr. President Obasanjo #WhereIsThePower

In Fela's Voice. . .

Look Obasanjo, before anything at all he go say
oh lord oh lord oh lord oh lord oh lord
oh lordddd uhd uhd uhd
and he dey do bad bad, bad bad, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad thing
through Jesus Christ our Lord
Amen Amen Amen

Well, nobody sang about Buhari. . but not to worry, after 2019, there'll be lotsa diss tracks

In fela's voice: No be outside Buhari dey......Na crase man be that
Animal in human skini........Na crase man be that o

#beastofnonation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoNbn09ModM

Make money bro,U'ld nt be wasting ur tym 2 understand women,and dey too wld understand U wella,plus when it cums to sex,f*ck her brains out ...lol jk tho.