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Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 8:13pm On May 30, 2010 |
What can i say ? I usually spend 3 to 4 working days of 20 working days in a week treating my self of STDs. All the traditional healers in my area recognise my face cos i visit them regularly for various concoctions. The problem is my wife named Celestina, i love that girl to death and it seems she wants to ensure that i go early. Name it, gono, staph, syphilis, hepatitis, herpes etc, i've been treated or am receiving treatment for them as i speak. My mother and friends want me to leave her but i will never do that. Any time i confront her she starts to cry and that makes me feel bad, i then apologise and tell her not to repeat it but it always happens. Other times because she's a fast talker, she can spit out 6.5 words in 2 seconds, she presents the superior argument and i have to budge. I know what you're thinking, why don't i use protection then ? The problem is we don't have a child yet and i need to have one since she's going to kill me anyway. Alternatively i would like to know where i can get undees with locks and chains please. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by coolier(f): 8:35pm On May 30, 2010 |
edoyad: At least you'll Rest In Peace! |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by invisible2(m): 8:54pm On May 30, 2010 |
Send you wife to me for special measurement of her vital statistics so I can arrange a fitting pant after a private assesment session that won't need your attention. Sorry for the problems, it shall soon be well. 1 Like |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by queenafric(f): 9:08pm On May 30, 2010 |
@ poster, are you serious or is this some kind of joke? |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Akinagirl(f): 9:22pm On May 30, 2010 |
You dont love yourself at all. No wonder she doesnt love you. She walks all over you and does not respect you b/c you dont even love yourself. How could I ever stay with anyone that keeps bringing me all sorts of diseases. You cant be serious. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by 190: 9:23pm On May 30, 2010 |
queenafric^^ he aint kidding~ @edoyad I hope it aint a bini gurl that gave u all these diseases besides i hope u havnt caught the main the main already~ |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by 912(m): 9:35pm On May 30, 2010 |
edoyad: coolier:ROTFL edoyad:LOL I doubt if you can find a chastity belt to buy, alternatively you can get a good welder to make one for her to be wearing. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 9:36pm On May 30, 2010 |
@19o . No thnk god i'vd not yet caught the main one , yet. But for gow long will i be safe ? Sorry for mye typos, the antibiotics are a bit disorientating. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by agathamari(f): 9:37pm On May 30, 2010 |
for whatever assinine reason you wanna stay with her then fine http://www.ehow.com/way_5449188_homemade-chastity-belts.html or look on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Leather-Unique-Gothic-Chastity-Belt-Panty-H528-/380236774754?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5887e0bd62 http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Genuine-Leather-FEMALE-CHASTITY-BELT-LADIES-/110538124920?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Women_s_Underwear_Design_2&hash=item19bc95ee78 |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 9:49pm On May 30, 2010 |
@agathamari, has yous boyfriend try the chastity belt on you before ? Please i need to know if it works. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by 912(m): 9:55pm On May 30, 2010 |
^^^^LWKMD Now I see you don't have any problem you just wanna have some fun |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Kunbee: 9:59pm On May 30, 2010 |
Magun |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by 190: 10:33pm On May 30, 2010 |
kunbee call me |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by A40(m): 10:34pm On May 30, 2010 |
Hehehehe Edoyad ma nigga i hope you are joking cos if Dayokanu & Chic2pimp, sees this you might as well die oh |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Nobody: 10:35pm On May 30, 2010 |
A-40:I hope they wont o. edoyad: |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by A40(m): 10:40pm On May 30, 2010 |
@FL Gators Ahn ahn radio without battery!! African Christine Amanpour biko at least let them discover this themselves |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Kunbee: 10:49pm On May 30, 2010 |
190: 190 buzz off |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by daylae(m): 10:56pm On May 30, 2010 |
No doubt. The poster is a complete joker,having his fun. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by jesus3: 11:01pm On May 30, 2010 |
Wheres dayo,heoneric,mukina2 chi? They must here this |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by agathamari(f): 11:02pm On May 30, 2010 |
edoyad:hahahahaha you must be kidding me anyhow chastity belts are old technology and were widespread up untill 200 years ago or so. now they are used mostly by people in to S & M or other bondage games |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by mamagee3(f): 11:03pm On May 30, 2010 |
You can buy it in the garage. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Nobody: 11:08pm On May 30, 2010 |
A-40:hahahha, damn, that hurts tho |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by mukina2: 11:31pm On May 30, 2010 |
A-40:i swear this just crossed my mind when dayo sees this hin own don finish jesus.:i don see am oh Edoyad why you kill us like this na Arsenal dson suffer |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 11:46pm On May 30, 2010 |
^ Muki , do you know who Celestina is ? don't worry about dayo. @A40 thank you abeg, don't mind this radio oja crocodile girl. @agathamari, i'm interested in that dominatrix thingy. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by mukina2: 11:48pm On May 30, 2010 |
edoyad:Jal or chickenshrimp? i just knew this thread was a big joke |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 11:54pm On May 30, 2010 |
Muki you sef, this is a real serious issue o, i'm sick right now. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Kunbee: 11:58pm On May 30, 2010 |
^^wont u change ya profile pics |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Nobody: 12:01am On May 31, 2010 |
edoyad: edoyad:But are you for real about this? |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 12:14am On May 31, 2010 |
@FLgator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to such undees ? If not you can't help me . @kunbee, you mean that one doesn't turn you on any longer ? I will change it if you tell me too. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by eridah2007(m): 12:15am On May 31, 2010 |
I hope it aint a bini gurl that gave u all these diseases besides i hope u havnt caught the main the main already~ [quote][/quote]Ar u trying to tell NL members that it's only d bini gals that sprayed all sort of disease in naija?? |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by edoyad(m): 12:20am On May 31, 2010 |
@Flogator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to those types of undees ? @kunbee , doesnt that one turn you on anylonger ? Just beg me to and i will. |
Re: Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me. by Nobody: 12:27am On May 31, 2010 |
edoyad:They sell them on ebay for cheap |
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