on a second thought,u should have been patient. .abi u want tell me say small dick no go fit satisfy u.

@op
haba this thread is misleading. . . i thought i would open it and see a man looking like a vegetable

When you see someone that loves you and you really know his felling, try and give him a chance because something good cold come out of it.

@ poster, sorry o, but if i rewind all ur former posts for NL on top men/sex issue i can only say u deserved it
but u harsh o, u no even fit pretend say all is well till u comot? u want make the guy commit suicide?



was it not just last week we was discussing an issue like this wey one mumu babe dey tell us tales by moonlight about how man wey no wan do b4 marriage na the holy grail?

shebi u see, no worry na, all of una esp those wey dey take holyrolling decieve people, una go see

FYI more than half of all those folks for religicocracy na dem dey like this o, male aand female, go dey take am hide wetin really dey!!!


for where, i must see wetin i wan buy!. gone are the days when all these no sex paparazzi dey work, naija don spoil pass all that level. u go dey trust one guy/babe say the market dey intact and fit for purpose, na black market be that ooooo!

OMG, wondering what waz on ya mind then.Thank God for my ABUNA, na Helele

@poster.
considering your rather unfortunate incident,i thnk it wd be fair to say you should continue your hitchhiking in search of a dick the circumference of the Eiffel tower, and when u do find 'em,make the most of the experience(s)because sooner thn later you wd cme bck here begging us to advise u on hw to tighten your slum hole because ur "final" knight in shiny armour thinks you are to looooooooooose for him.

Wow,

When I read the title I thought she was saying she met an invalid or a man in vegatative state,


You did better calling him baby carrot diicck,

I see the men are not taking this kindly, it is not about you guys, nothing personal!

luap:

One sided, you poster make fun and wise cracks about men. Is it ok to defame women?

Okay. Truth be told, I met a women that smells like the fish market? She was in bed all covered up, pulled back the sheets, Blam!!! the smell hit me like a truck on a highway. My nostrils burned, my eyes teared up. My cucumber shrivled, like a kosher pickle. Why!!! I loved this women, spent weeks courting her. She was the ONE!!!! Dreams of family, and endless nights of love. All faded aways.

Life is a biotch!!!

These things happen, you were just unfortunate to come across a fish market in your bed, ish happens!

That man is a curse to humanity.

@poster
end that man's misery by telling him exactly what you think about his "vegetable manhood"and how life together wont be possible. there is NO NEED to sugar coat shiiiiiit because if you do, this guy might still go around and walk with his chest out thinking that he's got it going on while he aint (not in that dept at least).

still dont understand why you havent told him to bugger off yet?!

@Michelin89, Are u a blessing to Womankind? With your River Naija kitten

StanP:

@Michelin89, Are u a blessing to Womankind? With your River Naija kitten

Did I hit a nerve?

MRbrownJAY:

@poster
end that man's misery by telling him exactly what you think about his "vegetable manhood"and how life together wont be possible. there is NO NEED to sugar coat shiiiiiit because if you do, this guy might still go around and walk with his chest out thinking that he's got it going on while he aint (not in that dept at least).

still dont understand why you havent told him to bugger off yet?!

Sorry i cnt just say it that way, this guy has got feelings for me and dnt want to hurt him.

Yes he is aware of his incapability and wants me to accept him that way. But i can't!!!

LOVE.4BUG:

Sorry i cnt just say it that way, this guy has got feelings for me and dnt want to hurt him.

Yes he is aware of his incapability and wants me to accept him that way. But i can't!!!

Many women with closed vaginas out there. Let him go and look for one.

Gosh! How can he be so selfish? Accept him ko, accept him ni.

His feelings won't fill for his missing di!ck.

baby, so u don fall my hand for NL baaa,
chai see my life

LOVE.4BUG:

Sorry i cnt just say it that way, this guy has got feelings for me and dnt want to hurt him.

Yes he is aware of his incapability and wants me to accept him that way. But i can't!!!

you now care about this"modafocka's" feelings while you came on NL and opened a  thread bashing the poor lad?!

well i guess you can just pretend that nothing is wrong and live happily ever after since honesty is not your best attribute. lol!

@MrBrowny wat vegetable r yu?

^^^^^ the day i lay my hands on you, you will have the answer to your question.
whether it be extra large banana or tiny carrot like the poster, your own better be as juicy as a ripped tomato, lol!

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^^ the day i lay my hands on you, you will have the answer to your question.
whether it be extra large banana or tiny carrot like the poster, your own better be as juicy as a ripped tomato, lol!

MrBrowny i will tell my mama. . .

MRbrownJAY:

you now care about this"modafocka's" feelings while you came on NL and opened a thread bashing the poor lad?!

well i guess you can just pretend that nothing is wrong and live happily ever after since honesty is not your best attribute. lol!

what i needed was how to tell him off. never meant any harm.

Pweety4me:

MrBrowny i will tell my mama. . .

i am sure "mama" will be happy to see the kind of question her "god fearing" daughter is asking in here.
mama!!!! come pick your daughter before she falls into the wrong hands and someone go chop her juicy "tomato" lol!

LOVE.4BUG:

what  i needed was how to tell him off. never meant any harm.

by being open and honest about how you feel about this whole charade. it might be crude but its the truth and nobody wants to hear BS instead of the truth (i know i wouldnt).

eyahr sorry ehen!!!!!. try the tall guys they never disappoint with the third leg issue.

MRbrownJAY:

i am sure "mama" will be happy to see the kind of question her "god fearing" daughter is asking in here.
mama!!!! come pick your daughter before she falls into the wrong hands and someone go chop her juicy "tomato" lol!

It's not a crime is it?oya whisper it in my ear or prepared 2 face d consequences.

segzi cres:

eyahr sorry ehen!!!!!. try the tall guys they never disappoint with the third leg issue.

No they are not!!! my ex was tall but not huge,

Pweety4me:

It's not a crime is it?oya whisper it in my ear or prepared 2 face d consequences.

****whispering into Pweety's ears***** "watch out innocent girl, if you enter the lion's den, he go chop you and your ripe tomato"

MRbrownJAY:

****whispering into Pweety's ears***** "watch out innocent girl, if you enter the lion's den, he go chop you and your ripe tomato"

*Whispers back into his ear "i am ready 4 yu" *

brutal:

on a second thought,u should have been patient. .abi u want tell me say small manliness no go fit satisfy u.

Small can but vegetables can not

poor guy . . . he berra be stinking rich or hez done for!

NLer nobody has given me ans to this, everybody is busy saying this or that.

pls help me

llllooooooolllllllllll
i'm very sorrrrrryyyy for u and his carrot!!

well i had a contrary experience,
the thang was so damnn big and he pounded me so hard i felt pain for 2 weeks all along!!!
and never wanted 2 see him again!!