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Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by jeff1993: 9:18am On Dec 16, 2018 |
Guys check out this funny post on the current Linda Ikeji chronicles, by a friend on Facebook. Dinma E-bae is her Facebook ID. *********************************************************** The hypocrisy of the Nigerian woman' orgasm is everything embedded in Linda Ikeji' unbelievable wall of holier-than-thou text. Behind the guerilla marketing strategy to drive traffic to her blog and all the fictitious elements that laced her humongous wall of explanation, is the pathetic story of how the Nigerian woman continues to reject her desires and natural appetite as a human with blood coursing through her veins. The Nigerian woman never indulges sex. Sex is overrated. It is always the man begging and pursuing her a million times but behind the curtains she is getting laid in a cramped bedroom and recklessy enjoying every bit of it without a rubber. The Nigerian woman has only been with two men in her lifetime. The person whom she "lost" her virginity to and the one she is currently sacrificing two hours of her daily existence in traffic to go see with a laptop and career-woman pinup label. The Nigerian woman never gets pregnant deliberately, pregnancy FALLS on her without notice and so we must all pity her pathetic situation and not judge her for having a baby that appeared out nowhere. The Nigerian woman is always a sanctimonous woman regardless of what holy laws she is contradicting. So that she turns fornication into something righteous because God has a purpose for everything. If having multiple orgasms and chancing upon a billionaire's sperm isn't God' blessings to his children, what is? The Nigerian woman is so stuck on a psychological blame game. She never accepts responsibility. Always it is a man's fault that her narrative is what it is. You can call her Adam and the man, Eve. The Nigerian woman always owes everyone an explanation for indulging her desires (actually she does) so after panting in the bedroom, she invites us to an online assembly to dissect and analyse the validity of her needs. The Nigerian woman is so dumb that she thinks going back to her apathetic ex and shagging just one on and off eggplant is morally valid than having body counts. The Nigerian woman finds her actions so ridiculous that she is Laughing Out Loud (LOL) at every point of her silly explanations. The Nigerian woman is so pathetic you want to weep for her because despite her status, enviable achievements and Bleep-you-money, the sum total of her essence as a human is still tied to her vagina and need to pander to the ideals and validations of faceless strangers. The Nigerian woman doesn't take lightly her self imposed burden of being a role model to many impressionable young ladies even if it means shifting the goal post of subjective morality to accomodate the expanding, deceitful and self-righteous lines of her narrative. In the end, the Nigerian woman is a prisoner of her own pretensions and valid desires. Written by Dinma E-bae 45 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Blakjewelry(m): 9:23am On Dec 16, 2018 |
I am not understanding 2 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Nobody: 9:24am On Dec 16, 2018 |
The Nigerian woman is so dumb that she thinks going back to her apathetic ex and shagging just one on and off eggplant is morally valid than having body counts. Damn! This is savagely cruel. They're coming for your head. Better go wear that Gokada helmet. 19 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by planetx13: 9:34am On Dec 16, 2018 |
That's how the animals behave ..always deceiving themselves with big grammar but behind closed doors , they are something else. Most Nigerian girls have become compulsory lesbians because they can't get any reasonable guy (based on their ill manners) . They are actually frustrated inside and look for who to drag into their unhappiness...... you can imagine that despite all the money, she's still pathetic..... dunno if she can be called a baby mama cos at least we know know the fathers of the other's children but this one is still forcing someone to accept hers.... after all the big talk, see where it has ended..... Our ladies need to change their priorities...... Ciao 6 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Nobody: 9:52am On Dec 16, 2018 |
My brother, wetin you dey drink? Water OR Five alive? (Choose water) |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by WinningEleven(m): 10:09am On Dec 16, 2018 |
jeff1993:crap, crap, crap and total crap 2 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by LuciferOluwaWah: 10:23am On Dec 16, 2018 |
This has to be the most brilliant piece on Linda Ikeji & the Nigerian brand of feminism ever! Linda Ikeji AKA Reverend Sister Celibate was actually explaining to us how she fornicated severally for many years & mistakenly ended up pregnant. What this means is that, all those times she was typing epistles about staying celibate, rejecting men & being independent, Auntie was actually typing with a big Niger Delta preeq stuffed in her mouth but our females like pocohantas carried the matter on their fish brains - insulting men up & down on different threads - unknowingly chasing potential suitors away & finally ending up single & sexually frustrated at 34. Linda Ikeji is still getting fvcked as I type while pocohantas had to open an alternate moniker last night posing as a 21 year old corper in search of a boyfriend so she can get as many male numbers as she can to quench her sexual starvation. God truly works in amazing ways!!! WinningEleven:If your misshapen skull is not porous enough to allow knowledge seep through, why not just indicate & someone will explain it to you instead of forming Shina Rambo. *spits 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by WinningEleven(m): 10:57am On Dec 16, 2018 |
LuciferOluwaWah:who is this he goat? A pot calling a kettle black. You say she goes around insulting men, so what was your reaction to that? You're no different from the feminist you bash. You form alpha male online and then go offline and use money to beg ladies in order to get laid. Idiot 3 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by speedyconnect3: 11:29am On Dec 16, 2018 |
Nawao |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by kay4kay: 12:13pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
LuciferOluwaWah: Please who is pocochants? She seems to be popular in Nairaland. Is she single? Beautiful and God fearing? A wife material? Please i need her contact ASAP 3 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by MostHated: 12:22pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
WinningEleven: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Linda Ikeji's Nairaland Moniker... Pretending to be a guy. The truth hurts sometimes. Don't fight it. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by WinningEleven(m): 12:26pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
kay4kay:anywhere you see sweetbuns or Pocahontas, just know its her |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by WinningEleven(m): 12:27pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
MostHated:ode sha |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Adasun(m): 12:36pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
My siqnature is on dis write up. 1 Like |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Kidaholic(m): 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
kay4kay:Yea', She's kinda the boss lady on this Nairaland Yea' she's single Maybe beautiful and God fearing in her own right Wife material? Did you say wife material? Bro, this one is beyond me! 2 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by kay4kay: 12:55pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
Kidaholic: Please expantiate What do you mean by boss lady? Is she related to Seun osewa? @Poko if you are reading this please pm me |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Emmabraham: 12:55pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
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Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by humilitypays(m): 1:03pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
No woman (rich, poor, famous, primitive) can survive without a man. She can pretend not to like men, but she must be getting laid by a man or some men somewhere secretly 1 Like |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Kidaholic(m): 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
kay4kay:In Nairaland, we have a cult of feministic ladies who derive utmost pleasure in bashing and insulting men online and she is like their leader here. Majority of these so called feminists here are just following in her footsteps, thinking they live in Disneyland Funny enough, age is taking its toll on 'em and most are finding it hard to settle for a guy. So you see, her being a wife material is way beyond my thinking level... 7 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by kay4kay: 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
Kidaholic: Now I see. But am still inquisitive. I will like to meet this poko. Anyway thanks for your analysis. |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by farem: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
Blakjewelry: The deep calls unto the deep and not the shallow 3 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by pocohantas(f): 2:21pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
funmisticqueen2: Of course he did. Though they come online to form tough and claim they don't give 2fcks about feminism. They actually feel a sharp pain in their chest over feminism... Sorry about your experience. Hope you weren't hurt? 1 Like |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by kay4kay: 2:35pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
pocohantas: Noted 1 Like |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by marvin906(m): 2:45pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
am getting a little bit tired of this story..
she's just manipulative that's all 1 Like
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Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by marvin906(m): 2:45pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
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Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Gofwane(m): 4:10pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
LuciferOluwaWah:Damn! ! ! This just made me laugh for the first time today! 2 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by JONNYSPUTE(m): 4:23pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
What this means is that, all those times she was typing epistles about staying celibate, rejecting men & being independent, Auntie was actually typing with a big Niger Delta preeq stuffed in her mouth. )....Hahahahaha. I don't die for laugh here. |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by bolinjkezzy(m): 5:09pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
My problem with all these people that claim to believe in god is using the god name to justify what the god ordered them not to do. You are fornicating and fell pregnant(lol) like she claimed and its still gods plan abi. It just make the god petty. Mama is preaching celibacy not a no sex relationship 2 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by meobizy(f): 6:11pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
Everything in that article is so true that I doubt a woman wrote it. In my younger years I wondered, if girls don't like sex then how come the guys who actively chased females exclusively for it got it from girls who kept friendzoning other guys? Many a times I jammed girls who my guys had chased for almost a year without sex having one night stands with randy 'bad boys'. I have said it repeatedly that even Oprah with all her wealth secretly prides herself in how much male attention of a sexual kind she can garner. People here are still yet to believe. I think it is an evolutionary adaptation for women to judge themselves and their friends on how many men they can attract. Lol at lying to themselves. Of course that is a female trait. 5 Likes |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Nobody: 6:45pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
Kidaholic:did you really lose sleep on top of feminist matter? Bros get a life o. Meanwhile help me thank God for my life, I just escaped the hands of ritualists this morning on my way to work. They stole my phone though. Biafranbushboy Tonyebarcanista Eatpussy Vizkiz 1 Like |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:18pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
funmisticqueen2:Thanks be to God! |
Re: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
I sincerely don't understand how people reason in this country! Being a feminist doesn't mean that person is gay or hates penis or sex for Christ sake! Linda as a feminist broke protocols limiting females and also helped some realize they can actually amount to something without depending solely on a man. This kinda intellectual discourse cannot be processed by majority, unfortunately. 1 Like |
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