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If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by francis247(m): 11:48am On Dec 21, 2018
Enough is enough. Stop pushing it. Stop forcing it. If she is not wet, for humanity's sake, she is not ready. Pussy eating is an art, study it. It is a habit, cultivate it.

Be sure she's very much in the mood, soaking we before you slide your Hot USB cable into USB port. Stop being selfish and self centered. She's a human being with emotions not a sex doll. Stop terrorising the person and the integrity of her vagina. You can't begin to imagine the physical, emotional and psychological pains a women go through when you slide in and out her almost dry vaginal walls.

A friend of mine, (female) just told me her vaginal muscles are paining her for some time now (yes. We're that close). Why? Because her husband, like many other times, woke up this morning and began sliding his hard dick in and out of her dry pussy.

Most men really need to stop being impatient and get a solid grip on your erection. Take to bathroom and give her a nice shower and suck her brains out. If you're so much in a hurry, use your fingers, and for God sake make sure they're well trimmed.

With your finger, rub around her clitoris, not too hard of course as you kiss her before any thrusting activity. When she becomes wet, I mean really wet, you will not be the one to insert your key into her padlock because she'll be the one doing that for you, Oh, the clitoris is a small dot right above the urethral orifice, which is next to the vaginal orifice. For some women, it can be tricky to find like a hidden treasure as the clitoris doesn't appear unless she's quite aroused. So if your woman happens to be in this category, then she has to be in the mood naturally and you have to really be the right person. This is why you must make love to every inch of her body and not just her vagina. Find out the things that get her motor running, the things that make her go gaga and her her sexual juices flowing like a river. If you seem to have done everything to get her wet and she's still not wet, then it means you're not doing it right or you're not the right person.

There's this girl I've been seeing for over two months now. No penetrative sex yet, only sucking, I mean real intense sucking. These days whenever she comes over, as sees me, she gets wet even before I touch her. Why? Because before now, whenever she comes to see me, I take her to the sower, take odlff her clothes and give her a shower after which I take her to the bedroom and suck her brains out. Men, the power is literally in your tongue, the ball is in your fingers. Lick her like a lollipop, suck her like a sweet orange until she vibrates and she'll cherish every moment she has sex with you. Let go of every inhibitions or prejudice you may have against MouthAction and start rocking your your woman's world if you don't want someone else to start doing it for you, if not physically, the mentally. Learn to rock her world and she'll rock yours with little or no hassle.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:55am On Dec 21, 2018
When some women out there have chop your food at the restaurant, gotten gifts and recharge cards, and have asked/received money from you, you really do think that some men give a damn wether she is wet or not?!?!?! The only sure thing here is that someone is gonna get bleeped!

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by techking: 12:18pm On Dec 21, 2018
True..some men r jst soo selfish and wnt 2 do it immediately dey feel orgasm...they dnt even care if d girl is on or not...Nawa 2 those kinda men sha
As 4 me, imma gentleman cool
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by kunleweb: 12:18pm On Dec 21, 2018
What a loud,audacioud start shocked

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by kunleweb: 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2018
What a thread
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by cooluzi: 12:27pm On Dec 21, 2018
wtf! pussy eating thread

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by quisera(m): 12:36pm On Dec 21, 2018
Eat that pussy and the same bitch will dump your ass and tell her friends how you eat her pussy like a little dog.
Yuck, just imagine i sucked all the girls i screwed. I'll definitely walk around with my tongue out.
Abeg sucking is reserved for Wifey.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by francis247(m): 12:49pm On Dec 21, 2018
quisera:
Eat that pussy and the same bitch will dump your ass and tell her friends how you eat her pussy like a little dog.
Only intellectually and sexually shortsighted ladies do that.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by DanDeeBoss(m): 1:10pm On Dec 21, 2018
shockedshockedshocked
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by francis247(m): 2:05pm On Dec 21, 2018
cooluzi:
wtf! pussy eating thread
grin grin grin
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 2:21pm On Dec 21, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
When some women out there have chop your food at the restaurant, gotten gifts and recharge cards, and have asked/received money from you, you really do think that some men give a damn wether she is wet or not?!?!?! The only sure thing here is that someone is gonna get bleeped!
Haha my niqqa oya collect am

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 2:23pm On Dec 21, 2018
francis247:
Only intellectually and sexually shortsighted ladies do that.
Haha omo see sex grammar 'shortsighted 'grin

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 2:25pm On Dec 21, 2018
Op her spirit might be willing to bleep but her flesh is weak na, na to insert am na, no time jare

Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by faithugo64(f): 2:43pm On Dec 21, 2018
If you are not married
Close your eyes and pass o

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by durubennie(m): 2:55pm On Dec 21, 2018
How will Nigerians progress if the only thing they know about is sex?? undecided

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by francis247(m): 2:58pm On Dec 21, 2018
faithugo64:
If you are not married
Close your eyes and pass o
Ehe. Una don cum again. Sex is meant to be enjoyed between two consenting adults whether single or married. If you're not 18+, please Waka pass.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by faithugo64(f): 2:59pm On Dec 21, 2018
francis247:
Ehe. Una don cum again. Sex is meant to be enjoyed between two consenting adults whether single or married. If you're not 18+, please Waka pass.
Brother I no mention you o
Besides I was tryna pull some kinda stunt

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by teamoneline: 3:23pm On Dec 21, 2018
and nobody is talking about the disease that can be gotten from pussylicking.. i pity you. it is here on nairaland we will use handkerchief and clean your eyes when you get an incurable infection. because you watch porn and see all these rubbish sex styles you think they don't come with heavy life threatening risk. those porn-stars take a lot of precautions/drugs/cleanliness/medical advice before indulging in any sexual activity. don't say you were not told and go and give head. na sorry go be ur new name

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by ositadima1(m): 3:43pm On Dec 21, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
When some women out there have chop your food at the restaurant, gotten gifts and recharge cards, and have asked/received money from you, you really do think that some men give a damn wether she is wet or not?!?!?! The only sure thing here is that someone is gonna get bleeped!

I bet you treat your white woman like that, nigga is she a hoe?

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 4:03pm On Dec 21, 2018
quisera:
Eat that pussy and the same bitch will dump your ass and tell her friends how you eat her pussy like a little dog.
Yuck, just imagine i sucked all the girls i screwed. I'll definitely walk around with my tongue out.
Abeg sucking is reserved for Wifey.
HahahahahHahH, my stomach ooooo

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:11pm On Dec 21, 2018
ositadima1:
I bet you treat your white woman like that, nigga is she a hoe?

Women on this side of the world dont beg for gifts/money, let alone recharge cards..... Wake up bro!!!!
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:14pm On Dec 21, 2018
teamoneline:
and nobody is talking about the disease that can be gotten from pussylicking.. i pity you. it is here on nairaland we will use handkerchief and clean your eyes when you get an incurable infection. because you watch porn and see all these rubbish sex styles you think they don't come with heavy life threatening risk. those porn-stars take a lot of precautions/drugs/cleanliness/medical advice before indulging in any sexual activity. don't say you were not told and go and give head. na sorry go be ur new name

Having unprotected sex with a woman, will have you catch some ill diseases..... The style you use to Mount that woman (or wether you give head to her or not) is irrelevant.
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by pryme(m): 4:16pm On Dec 21, 2018
Even the ones that are wet will say you raped them.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by francis247(m): 4:23pm On Dec 21, 2018
faithugo64:

Brother I no mention you o
Besides I was tryna pull some kinda stunt
OK sister. If you say so. I get your drift now.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by francis247(m): 4:50pm On Dec 21, 2018
teamoneline:
and nobody is talking about the disease that can be gotten from pussylicking.. i pity you. it is here on nairaland we will use handkerchief and clean your eyes when you get an incurable infection. because you watch porn and see all these rubbish sex styles you think they don't come with heavy life threatening risk. those porn-stars take a lot of precautions/drugs/cleanliness/medical advice before indulging in any sexual activity. don't say you were not told and go and give head. na sorry go be ur new name
Good point. Well stated. That is why an an adult, you're expected to use your brain, be as vast and versatile as much as possible in knowledge. Think, use your brain and don't just swallow hook, line and sinker whatever you're told. For the guys, reason with your big head and not your small head.

Now that said, every sexual activity, like any other partnership with someone else involves risks. No right thinking adult, male in this case, will see a dirty and smelly food pussy and will go ahead and give it a head for whatever reason without making sure it's properly washed and free of any infection whatsoever.

Point here is that MouthAction poses equal risks as much as sexual intercourse and precautions should equally be taken. Any pussy wey fit cause you sickness when you suck and lick am, fit cause you sickness when you Bleep am.

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 4:57pm On Dec 21, 2018
If you know you know grin

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Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Wuraola01(f): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2018
Chaii. Wetin I just finish reading shocked shocked

How can I unread laidis shocked grin
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by DanDeeBoss(m): 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2018
Wuraola01:
Chaii. Wetin I just finish reading shocked shocked

How can I unread laidis shocked grin
Unfortunately... U can't unread it... I have read it and it's applicablegrin
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 21, 2018
shocked #walking away
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
When some women out there have chop your food at the restaurant, gotten gifts and recharge cards, and have asked/received money from you, you really do think that some men give a damn wether she is wet or not?!?!?! The only sure thing here is that someone is gonna get bleeped!
Op made an instance of husband and wife not some random hungry fuckers undecided
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 21, 2018
Guys don't eat random girls oooo grin


I believe this thread is for the married ones. smiley Biko Nigerian Husband try to be selfless in bed.
Re: If She Is Not Wet, She Is Not Ready by dauddy97(m): 5:44pm On Dec 21, 2018
Like seriously, pu*ssy eating or mouth action is not good. I have done it bfore with my girlfriend and I won't do it again.
1. It is bad spiritually. Remember, you will still use that mouth to pray and ask God for help.
2. It not a place mouth or eye is expected to see
3. Infection can be gotten from there. if she's not clean. well, I believe Muslim girls are still pu*ssy clean Little bit because they wash their pussyy after easing themselves

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