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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:14pm On Nov 24, 2010
You're idle

I dont have your time

(No offence)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:21pm On Nov 24, 2010
[size=14pt] Eww! U're still angered because of ur crown. OK i'm not contestion this year. Happy now? I really meant it. wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 11:26pm On Nov 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Shior??!! Me is never ever toshing u again!!   shocked shocked shocked


oh glate, its abat time we started holding and huging and doesing hmmwehh grin

Efemena_xy:

**Maybe I is even replace Mr O. Him gerring too hex-pensive for me. . .**  tongue tongue



sack mr O with immediatly effect. In shortness, downsizing the numbering of tinshas and added their salary to me. With my qualifying u doesnt need tinsha ovaload
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:27pm On Nov 24, 2010
Go and suck your thumb dude

I have better things to do wif my time than than than . .
. lol
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:32pm On Nov 24, 2010
[size=14pt] Mr. Willies sincerely u've got a natural sour mouth. U can't be nice for once. **spits** way toooo baddest [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:42pm On Nov 24, 2010
you're on your own Dunce!

Gud night
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:44pm On Nov 24, 2010
Boomark:

oh glate, its abat time we started holding and huging and doesing hmmwehh grin

**screams wiff laff!! **  grin grin


sack mr O with immediatly effect. In shortness, downsizing the numbering of tinshas and added their salary to me. With my qualifying u doesnt need tinsha ovaload

No.

Me's having soft spot for am - besides im very good tisha (Math-ma-tricks, Eco-nor-micks, ingrish wanguage

him no failed ma stewdents  undecided undecided undecided

'n me i still waited for u to bringing your happy-clay-shone letter
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:47pm On Nov 24, 2010
Studio CFR:

Mr Burns

I have nothing to say to u attention seeker





*Ignores[b] Ladysky49*[/b]
Oi, studios, if you're going to say it, say it well or don't say it at all. angry
Ladyrsky46

Efemena_xy:

**screams wiff laff!! **  grin grin


No.

Me's having soft spot for am - besides im very good tisha (Math-ma-tricks, Eco-nor-micks, ingrish wanguage

him no failed ma stewdents  undecided undecided undecided

'n me i still waited for u to bringing your happy-clay-shone letter
Hahaha grin
Boomark:

boomark(imposting)
Boomark. D big B(me, prof, noble man wit not imolality mind)

bet whot are u does with Ele gapo. Funnycation, smallin sini, huh! Dat is jus 16, he wil distration and abandoning u. Am jus try to helping you. Fisit my ofis or u lepit d cos.
**speaks in my mind: 'this boy don know wot me and vp is does behind and will does more'. Frowns at El and telling him**

if u messing up u will be expolshed and goes to cell(kilikili).
Screwing your offis. I lepit instead. I do experimentationing with El G. If you cannae understanding, then hugging transformergrin. It will saving space in kilikili when I reporting you to my fada.
I am noting 46. If you repeating I am 46, I tell my fada. What will 46 person doing in school? 46 person be having childrens already and travellings to plentys places with hubbys not doin matematricks.
I repeatings, hugging transformers.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:52pm On Nov 24, 2010
lol
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:54pm On Nov 24, 2010
^^ defo weird!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:58pm On Nov 24, 2010
lol
Ok will change dat signature soon - i hate to see u like dis. lol
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:10am On Nov 25, 2010
You are confusing
If you want to be mean and wicked and bad, be that.
If you want to be nice, be nice.
If you want to be nice to me alone wink I will not say no

Just stop all the jumping around eh. It is giving me plenty plenty headache you see cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:14am On Nov 25, 2010
It is giving u plenty plenty headache - like i care.

Mtchew
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:25am On Nov 25, 2010
Don't care then. angry. Hug transformer then.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:26am On Nov 25, 2010
Stop hating ladysky46
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:38am On Nov 25, 2010
Hating? Do I like a hater to you? lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:46am On Nov 25, 2010
U tell me
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:51am On Nov 25, 2010
NO! Studios, I am not a hater so don't be telling me rubbish about "stop hating". What is there to hate anyway undecided
Your silly attempts at been annoying?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:53am On Nov 25, 2010
Cald Down

Dis is jokes section

Nothing personal

I'm a gentleman
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:55am On Nov 25, 2010
Hehe
I'm always calm. It'll be madness to kill myself over some random human on the internet.
You're not worth it grin
Gentleman? Proof?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:59am On Nov 25, 2010
how do u want me to proof it
Hard Tough Girl?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:59am On Nov 25, 2010
My bad
lol
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:01am On Nov 25, 2010
Studio CFR:

how do u want me to proof it
Hard Tough Girl?
prove it
Are you asking me? Should a lady be telling the "gentleman" how to act like one?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by papine(m): 1:04am On Nov 25, 2010
cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:05am On Nov 25, 2010
Na today

I'm a gentleman dear
And i dont care if u believe' it or not

(No Offence)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:08am On Nov 25, 2010
None taken smiley
Well, I choose not to believe.*shrugs*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:12am On Nov 25, 2010
lol
God knows tis da truth
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:14am On Nov 25, 2010
Well, I'm not God am I?
God may know it, I don't and till I see the proof, I will not believe it. wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:17am On Nov 25, 2010
Thomas!
How do u want me to prove it ?

By kneeling at your feet and begging for forgiveness?

No way!

Not african
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:22am On Nov 25, 2010
Not Thomas. Incase you didn't notice, I'm FEMALE You reckon the girl's version would be Thomasina
Anyway, what does African have to do with it?
Why am I NOT surprised? Your part of those typical African men. Carry go!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:28am On Nov 25, 2010
Good to know u be female
Cuz i bin dey think u be hermaphrodite

Carry go where?

Na u get thread?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:34am On Nov 25, 2010
Hahah LOL. You wish. Didn't know you can't read cheesy Got someone typing for you? If you could read, you would have seen underneath Ladyrsky46 the word female. It's okay though. I don't discriminate.
Carry go- I meant continue in your typical African man from the stone age act. Thread is open. I cannot and will not hold anyone from posting on it. smiley

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