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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 9:52pm On Nov 22, 2010
I thoroughness enjoying it. I was scarding though with all those Aba boys looking too mush. You cannot be knowing what they is thinking when they seeing an suv you knows.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:07pm On Nov 22, 2010
come and plivate leson with me

i plomiss you, you will enjoy the leson

you will len some tin more impotant than

the g pot leshor. even i can tinsh g pot in many wez more

those ncriminalu leshoras: El and mbadiwe
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:32pm On Nov 22, 2010
Mr boomark,me was not know what were ur problem oo,u complainant that my ladyrsky46 was 56yrs old me was kepting quite,now u was demand private lekture me wasnt going to keep quite again ooo,me will invade ur territory oo,Am a stewdent n Ladyrsky46 was a stewdent too so 50/50,u claimeth lekturer so go luk 4 femele lekture too okay!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:41pm On Nov 22, 2010
isakaba will shuting you up if trying it.jus trying it

and seeing. i having light to organization plivate leson

and minding you i tinshing stewdents not leshoras
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:37pm On Nov 22, 2010
^^ Introduce your self Bookmarkings cool cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 12:06am On Nov 23, 2010
baby bookies , no explain to pipus u dont no , mama told u dis b4 , so pls don disbrllo ur sweetcandy floss wink tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:33am On Nov 23, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ Introduce your self Bookmarkings cool cool

you jus mis-pronounciation my name
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:44am On Nov 23, 2010
'n that y I say in-through-duce yourself tongue tongue

who is u??

how is u henter skool??

hmm??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:55am On Nov 23, 2010
are you the vise canselors third wives?

he dont introduce me you or may be

he fogetted
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:00am On Nov 23, 2010
no is downgrade me angry angry

I is VP 4 skool here!

and me is hia u come tishing 4 skool with-hout hasking me??

and u is put ma name for inside your fail book??!!

**Even though me is looked for hextra tisha - you no just wakaring anyhow for skool**

u is c vp 1st tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:11am On Nov 23, 2010
oh! VP ok

but those in mine fail buk fail. i am a non

noncence tinsha. if you are wanting a haya qualifying

pass my curse or you fisit my offise 2monlo or i organization

a plivate leson for you wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 1:14am On Nov 23, 2010
hmmmm , u is flirting angry angry angry angry angry
y bookie cry cry cry cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:26am On Nov 23, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hmmmm , u is flirting angry angry angry angry angry
y bookie cry cry cry cry

oh! baby drying those tears

i not fleting i telling her she mast pass my curse

b4 she geting her satificate for haya qualifying
Boomark:



for them wait to acruse me of sexing harasmeat

know yee now that am having a wife and i loving

her too more

see wot i telling them all of them incruding vp

so don wolli

smilling for me naw  kiss kiss cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:41am On Nov 23, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hmmmm , u is flirting angry angry angry angry angry
y bookie cry cry cry cry

how e take concerning u??

'n why u is dey cry fake tears
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 6:51am On Nov 23, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked Seeing interrogation. And Oga bookmark y did u wrote ma name, abi u see witch or witch see u? grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:35am On Nov 23, 2010
I were tot the guards threwing this man 'boomark' out,em wahala no small oo,infact time were reach 4 amnestation = 'Mr Boomark what was u need to stop disturbance?'
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 8:49am On Nov 23, 2010
Boomark:

oh! baby drying those tears
i not fleting i telling her she mast pass my curse
b4 she geting her satificate for haya qualifying
awwwh swwetonia
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Efemena_xy:

how e take concerning u??

'n why u is dey cry fake tears
live alone us,my cry is autentic ooo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:14am On Nov 23, 2010
Boomark:

oh! VP ok

but those in mine fail buk fail. i am a non

noncence tinsha. if you are wanting a haya qualifying

pass my curse or you fisit my offise 2monlo or i organization

a plivate leson for you wink

I see u is find employment for ma skool

u is need proofing you good henough

anyways 1st wrote me happy-clay-shone letter

and making sure im no full of gwammatical horrors grin grin

Idowuogbo:

awwwh swwetonia
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss live alone us,my cry is autentic ooo

hey!! no is kissing for toy-let shocked shocked shocked shocked

'an u is sheeting on peroxide?? undecided undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:08am On Nov 23, 2010
Wa iz going on here? So mush confushion on da ground shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 11:24am On Nov 23, 2010
New lakturer is on groun and he kreat alot of komfushin to d sckool today and yesterday.
abegi can you dil wIz him?

oweniwe:

Wa iz going on here? So mush confushion on da ground shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:44pm On Nov 23, 2010
Mr.Bones:

shocked shocked shocked shocked Seeing interrogation. And Oga bookmark y did u wrote ma name, abi u see witch or witch see u? grin grin

ok you seeing you name *sheking mai registrer*

i see, mr.bones(man) 0/100 f9. lepit the cos. tongue

i seeing winshis and winzad. but they dosent no that

no wipon firering agains me sha entrance

El Guapo:

I were tot the guards threwing this man 'boomark' out,em wahala no small oo,infact time were reach 4 amnestation = 'Mr Boomark what was u need to stop disturbance?'

jus lepit my cos
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2010
Efemena_xy:

I see u is find employment for ma skool

u is need proofing you good henough

anyways 1st wrote me happy-clay-shone letter

and making sure im no full of gwammatical horrors grin grin


i see than plivate leson will be goody for you

why didnt you telling me all that while. jus dressing sexy tongue

while coming. if you passing my taste, i giving you the leta cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:58pm On Nov 23, 2010
oweniwe:

Wa iz going on here? So mush confushion on da ground shocked shocked shocked
chakula:

New lakturer is on groun and he kreat alot of komfushin to d sckool today and yesterday.
abegi can you dil wIz him?



there is nothing comfushioning here. jus that some stewdent arent

inteligenting and they trow away my eleshor note angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by formebyme: 3:07pm On Nov 23, 2010
i liking this threadses o
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 3:29pm On Nov 23, 2010
formebyme:

i liking this threadses o

@formedbyme

yee will be an gud stewdent

jus talk me if you are an man or feman

i wan to knowing my etudients for beta savis

and lenin wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 4:20pm On Nov 23, 2010
Boomark:
they trow away my eleshor note angry angry angry

angry iz u stoopid? angry
angry iz u drunker? angry
angry iz u suffering angry
angry from memory lost? angry

angry angry angry angry angry
i say where iz da copy or link ov ya lekture/lesson?

Or iz u olodo dat ya cannot answer simpul kwestion?

Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 4:48pm On Nov 23, 2010
U shouln't make dis lacturer jumpar over the wal shun away esy for himm woooo.
oweniwe:

angry iz u stoopid? angry
angry iz u drunker? angry
angry iz u suffering angry
angry from memory lost? angry

angry angry angry angry angry
i say where iz da copy or link ov ya lekture/lesson?

Or iz u olodo dat ya cannot answer simpul kwestion?


Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2010
oweniwe:

angry iz u stoopid? angry
angry iz u drunker? angry
angry iz u suffering angry
angry from memory lost? angry

angry angry angry angry angry
i say where iz da copy or link ov ya lekture/lesson?

Or iz u olodo dat ya cannot answer simpul kwestion?



I knowing that som stewdent can be insuntive

because of flostleshon and iti bolilibo. chibaby was the only attendance

stewdent in my crass and Idowu came for plivate leson grin

so iwe oku jus lepit the crass. simple.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by gidson12(m): 7:14pm On Nov 23, 2010
Where iz u the time wey i was having moni
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:29pm On Nov 23, 2010
gidson12:

Where iz u the time wey i was having moni

i doesnt need ur moni

flesh stewdents will start crass in dew cos

all fail man mus lepit d crass angry

all fail feman must fisit my ofis grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:32pm On Nov 23, 2010
sadToo much confusioning. I must to speaking to VP asap.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:51pm On Nov 23, 2010
lady, you knowing you an gud stewdent

but El was diciving you. limemba the he goat

is jus 16 and you 46. nes yr,jus 2 mons by na

you became 47. don leting that boy disiving you

fisit mine ofis, i will lep you.

vp and me has hav undastand and will sot fins out

afta a plivate lesson wif her soon.

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