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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 5:23pm On Nov 22, 2010
When was dis lukcarer get employmet leta to this sckool and had iven carried out a risult for the tes done while the ful studan had failed onli 2 had to skore pas mark,Lacturer Efe and zos on high table please get this lakturer out of this sckool and also his appoyintmen letta will bi terminated.

Boomark:

all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  tongue

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  wink kiss

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9   tongue

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C   smiley

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise

all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.

The Tes is boring and, notin like repitin,resitin or attedin Summa kourse.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:07pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  tongue

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  wink kiss

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9   tongue

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C   smiley

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise

all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.


iz u drunk? angry
when did ya teash angry
frensh for dis skool angry
that is making u compiling resultz angry
when did ya teash angry
mr ghost workar angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 6:13pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  tongue

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  wink kiss

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9   tongue

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C   smiley

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise


all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.

I did not payed lots of pounds sterlings to be fail. I have never failing evers in my life. angry Why are yous smiling that we even failing?
You is not even teasher here. Where you coming from? How can VP be doing exam? You don't having respecting? Why do you want us femans in your office? Say it open now. We wanting to know. Rubbish! angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:17pm On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46:
Sir Owen, I putting El G's gspots and then questioning mark afterwards(gspots?) meaninged I knew it is noting a gspots too. i justing could not remembering the scientific name then if you getting me. If you don't gettring me, then you needed to resign asap or going on sabaticals as three days withouting internet has messing up you.
What is scientific latin name for gpots Sir?

go and ba reading ya biology lekture note again if u iz not understanded. Da scientific name fa g-  spot iz GRAFAGABRIEL SPOT

Da lekture note iz here   . .  . .  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1920.html
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 6:23pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  tongue

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  wink kiss

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9   tongue

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C   smiley

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise

all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.
hehehe grin grin kiss cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:28pm On Nov 22, 2010
^^ Aunty mi badosky ogbosky, i de hail o. What iz ya benin name if i might axe? cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 6:39pm On Nov 22, 2010
@oweiwe

stop ansing silly queshon

you failing my curse because of iwe oku

you shud be fink of aw to repit the crass

am ok wif the gleeting and not the letter
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 6:59pm On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

I did not payed lots of pounds sterlings to be fail. I have never failing evers in my life. angry Why are yous smiling that we even failing?
You is not even teasher here. Where you coming from? How can VP be doing exam? You don't having respecting? Why do you want us femans in your office? Say it open now. We wanting to know. Rubbish! angry

oh mai dia, i seeing your working in skool. good strudenty.

frailing mine curse we dipend on your. coming to my offise

cash or kindness. i we prass you. jus dressing sexy wine

comin wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:06pm On Nov 22, 2010
Ohhh me were dearly sorry 4 the time-outing,were jxt handled some little cases.
. . .But wait ooo,who were this illiteracy that were give out resultance? Moreovering we was nt study French jxt English relation subjects,GATEMENS!! Cum n threwing this fraudster awol angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 7:07pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  tongue

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  wink kiss

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9   tongue

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C   smiley

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise

all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.

How cumz i gerrin jus 50% afta is jus me comin crass  angry angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:17pm On Nov 22, 2010
@ el guapo.
Him iz original 419
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 7:20pm On Nov 22, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

Does u ppls mean Boomark was not even an originate tisha? shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 7:21pm On Nov 22, 2010
hhhe , owenie boi
its iroma of apkoma cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:32pm On Nov 22, 2010
Chi-Baby,that mans were a kriminol infact a window checha
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 7:39pm On Nov 22, 2010
O MY Gods! shocked. . .who lerrin him in da buildin angry? ds is very badt. imagine he bombin da school shocked sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:42pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

oh mai dia, i seeing your working in skool. good strudenty.

frailing mine curse we dipend on your. coming to my offise

cash or kindness. i we prass you. jus dressing sexy wine


comin wink
You did not seeing I am meeting El G alreadying for gspot lectures. You be 419.

oweniwe:

go and ba reading ya biology lekture note again if u iz not understanded. Da scientific name fa g- spot iz GRAFAGABRIEL SPOT

Da lekture note iz here . . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1920.html
Thank you for the noting. I will read it very well now. smiley

Oya, El G, let us be going,
chi-baby:

O MY Gods! shocked. . .who lerrin him in da buildin angry? ds is very badt. imagine he bombin da school shocked sad

Bomb blast oooo. sad sad sad cry(Reminds me of Army cantonment, Ikj)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:42pm On Nov 22, 2010
*ignores El* not a serious student

chi-baby:

How cumz i gerrin jus 50% afta is jus me comin crass  angry angry angry angry

yo dont frinich d leson thas why i givin you 50%

Ido paid for a plivate leson and she was womdaful

for them wait to acruse me of sexing harasmeat

know yee now that am having a wife and i loving

her too more
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:52pm On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

You did not seeing I am meeting El G alreadying for gspot lectures. You be 419.


fine, afuta he has finis epelimentin wif yo g spot

no dat yo mast passing my curse b4 granjuweting
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2010
^^ As if u was going to be liveth til Final yr.
My ladyrsky46,cum hop into my suv jor,lets go do sum jerriment
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 8:02pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

fine, afuta he has finis epelimentin wif yo g spot

no dat yo mast passing my curse b4 granjuweting


I will telling your wife o angry. Harrasing students up and down eh. It is not gooding o. I will tell.

El Guapo:

^^ As if u was going to be liveth til Final yr.
My ladyrsky46,come hop into my suv jor,lets go do sum jerriment

I am hopping in now. It is a very fine moto. smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:06pm On Nov 22, 2010
@El

yo no yo are jus dreciving that woman or

u wanting her to grajuwait @ 56 yrs
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:12pm On Nov 22, 2010
Chai,my kwak tisha,u was nt tell me u cn be jealousy like dis ooo tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 8:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

@El

yo no yo are jus dreciving that woman or

u wanting her to grajuwait @ 56 yrs
Hahahah grin
Why would I been spending 40years+ in school. Nah swear? angry I rejecting it in JESUS NAME! Someone shouting HALLALUJAHING with me,
Go home and doing your wife. She wanting you, but you too looking at young young girls. It is sin. Big big sininig.
Who hire you sef?

El Guapo:

Chai,my kwak tisha,u was nt tell me u cn be jealousy like dis ooo tongue
It pass jealous o. smh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:17pm On Nov 22, 2010
Be shutting up Bookmark. Mai grouse wi ya iz nut dat u iz giving rezult,

ma grouse iz dat ya issue rezult WITHOUT TEASHING.

Dat iz wrong! Even me, i teash. Be checking da notes:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1312.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1280.html . . . And many oda lektures.

So i challenged u be showing us where ya teash frensh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 8:38pm On Nov 22, 2010
We is waiting teasher man BOOKMARK. Ngwanu, showing us now,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:38pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

*ignores El* not a serious student

yo dont frinich d leson thas why i givin you 50%

Ido paid for a plivate leson and she was womdaful

for them wait to acruse me of sexing harasmeat

know yee now that am having a wife and i loving

her too more

Plivate lesson?  shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Ladyrsky46:

Bomb blast oooo. sad sad sad cry(Reminds me of Army cantonment, Ikj)

Awww wipin tearz. . . We thank God Boomark doesnt bein a bomba  smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:41pm On Nov 22, 2010
my elemies  are at it egain

some of you conspiracied and creen my bord

i will lipot this to d sinate. am am hoding that

woman, Ele and iwe oku as acomplease   angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:47pm On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

We is waiting teasher man BOOKMARK. Ngwanu, showing us now,

you no what you all doing

bet me you not grajwetin untill 66 angry angry angry >:

(
chi-baby:

Plivate lesson?  shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed



yes plivate leson. do you having ploblem wif that? angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:55pm On Nov 22, 2010
^ I doesnt havin. Jus surplise tisha havin plivate lesson undecided. Very surplisin. no wonder u is fake tisha! tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:07pm On Nov 22, 2010
plivate lesons is happen evly were

iven d VC conductor plivate leson

am sorri for all them people that not taking me

silius, espreshaly that lady that shud be breging me

to press her
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 9:39pm On Nov 22, 2010
chi-baby:

Plivate lesson?  shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Awww wipin tearz. . . We thank God Boomark doesnt bein a bomba  smiley

We thanking God. He can remaining as 419 tisha not bomba.
You know gunchester ain't that bad anymore if it's where I think it is wink

Bookmark, you wanting me to taking plivate lessons with you and you been trying to be swearing for me I was not to graduated till 66? Making up your minds. undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:42pm On Nov 22, 2010
Sweetie Ladyrsky46,hoped u was enjoying my rode?

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