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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:39am On Nov 25, 2010
lol
Ok are u 46 yrs old
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:43am On Nov 25, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked
@ Bookmark, your own has finish.

No, I am not. WAYYYYY TOOOOO YOUNG! Damn!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:46am On Nov 25, 2010
What is bookmark?

You're way too young like 16,17 or 18?

I'm interested
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:47am On Nov 25, 2010
Hehehe
So let's see, you're 18?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:50am On Nov 25, 2010
Must u laugh before answering my question?

No lie for me oh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:54am On Nov 25, 2010
There's no point in lying. I didn't say I was 18. I asked you if you are 18.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:58am On Nov 25, 2010
Ok i hate liers

I'm 20 something

And u?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:59am On Nov 25, 2010
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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 2:02am On Nov 25, 2010
wow!

Lend me your ears please - cuz i want to toast u
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:05am On Nov 25, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin
How old are you mate? 20 something is nothing. Real age and no lying.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 2:08am On Nov 25, 2010
I'm mobile
And if i write down my age here,
Cant modify

Another time please

I'm sorry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:16am On Nov 25, 2010
lipsrsealed Yahoo?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 2:21am On Nov 25, 2010
frank_stilwaters

Drop me offline message baby

Or just add me
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:24am On Nov 25, 2010
HEHEHEHEH LMBO
It's now baby eh? Omo Africano.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 2:27am On Nov 25, 2010
No vex
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:29am On Nov 25, 2010
Vex? Me? Nahh. I find it funny. This is the jokes section isn't? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 2:37am On Nov 25, 2010
lol

Ok then so u still see me as a bad boy?

lol
Do u like bad boyz?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:40am On Nov 25, 2010
No o. My mummy told me to run far far away from bad boys because they have too much wahala.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 2:49am On Nov 25, 2010
Lol

But u just called me a bad boy
Yet u still chatting wit me

Wetin happen?
lol


Have u sent the yahoo message?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 3:04am On Nov 25, 2010
, because I chat to a bad boy does not mean I like him.
Sent the offline.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 4:06am On Nov 25, 2010
Sorry everyone for spamming the thread with bad english. cry
It will not happen again.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 4:09am On Nov 25, 2010
woveba angry angry angry nextime dey want to hear ur ringtones have a private thread tongue grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 6:54am On Nov 25, 2010
Chei!! Stud so u was all the came to our correge to pursued a lady,abi??.
I thinked the gatemens are not doing work wella,*drags one closer n gives him a knock* next time stud n boomark came here,make sure gate was locking angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 11:48am On Nov 25, 2010
@Efe

you are not supposing to hearing i saying in my memoly

or is you a memoly leader.  shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:16pm On Nov 25, 2010
Whatevs
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:52pm On Nov 25, 2010
@lady

hugging, dancing or sleeping in tlansfoma will noting do me

you doesnt no i studies tlansfoma insulating, anatomi and ortonomi

you fada is a pafet gent and a colig. he will does me notin. it is now

obiliviou you lepiting my cos. but does u think u passing it nex term?

u will continuweshon lepiting it efry term. tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 12:55pm On Nov 25, 2010
Stop talking nonsense
We have politicians for that please
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:00pm On Nov 25, 2010
El Guapo:

Chei!! Stud so u was all the came to our correge to pursued a lady,abi??.
I thinked the gatemens are not doing work wella,*drags one closer n gives him a knock* next time stud n boomark came here,make sure gate was locking angry


you doesnt know i having more ontorlity than you at skool

stop bullying skool plotention agent. i am warn you  angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:06pm On Nov 25, 2010
Everything is news for IBO fiful

Excuse me,
Is Nairaland the BBC news for IBO people?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:11pm On Nov 25, 2010
Boomark:

@lady

hugging, dancing or sleeping in tlansfoma will noting do me

you doesnt no i studies tlansfoma insulating, anatomi and ortonomi

you fada is a pafet gent and a colig. he will does me notin. it is now

obiliviou you lepiting my cos. but does u think u passing it nex term?

u will continuweshon lepiting it efry term. tongue

When VP coming back, I reporting that you harrasin me all of the times and if you didnot stopping, I leave school. Hoping you knowing my daddy paying your salary+plenty PTA moneys+paying for your holidays. I thinks you berra be thinkings about me lepiting everry term Bookmark.kmA. angry

El Guapo:

Chei!! Stud so u was all the came to our correge to pursued a lady,abi??.
I thinked the gatemens are not doing work wella,*drags one closer n gives him a knock* next time stud n boomark came here,make sure gate was locking angry

They not be doing gooding job. I wanting to knock their heads too. angry

Studio CFR:

Everything is news for IBO fiful

Excuse me,
Is Nairaland the BBC news for IBO people?
undecided

Too many peoples making me angry early morning. sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:29pm On Nov 25, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

When VP coming back, I reporting that you harrasin me all of the times and if you didnot stopping, I leave school. Hoping you knowing my daddy paying your salary+plenty PTA moneys+paying for your holidays. I thinks you berra be thinkings about me lepiting everry term Bookmark.kmA. angry


no! no! no!, dont telling vp. you takes this marra too much far. i just wanting to hep u.

infact i having some goodies like: taste book, pensulu, shopina and cleaner for u. it are made

in shaina. i no you will liking it. das why i importation it for you. jus come and we will resolution

it 2geda wink wink kiss
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:34pm On Nov 25, 2010
Do I looking like I wanting chapina and tes book and pensulu? I already having my own that I be updating everyday. Yes, updating. I am not going to your office. You hearing me?

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