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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by PDF: 5:03pm On Mar 02, 2011
Kai! Fery few peoples spoking gud englishes these days o. It's very alarm!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 6:10pm On Mar 02, 2011
Definately you are rice right they were here to kill english
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by donkray: 12:44pm On Mar 04, 2011
At least he tries, is it easy to expresing ones feeling. ah you guys shold stop laugh.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 12:56pm On Mar 04, 2011
^ who laughted? angry
You guys oughten stop laughted unless otherwise I will commot una here.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ekpoma1: 2:03pm On Mar 04, 2011
What are happening here? Pls u person should tell me.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Viviacious: 2:48pm On Mar 04, 2011
I is started to read dis thread at beginnings and I haf to say I ham velly ashamed hof all hof u! Nobodies was able to spoke best englis hat hall!!!! Look hat Googles and Ben 10, shameless peoples u is!! Pleese somebodies shuld shame, sorry, change tofic abeg!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:21am On Mar 09, 2011
The Application was finiful, atleast me is learning new enlich every day by day, make the company jus accepted the man because he can come brought the company to topest top and even made the company the bestest among companieses
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by labaks(f): 2:33pm On Mar 09, 2011
i make sure i wented 2ru all u peoples commenting and i seeing that all of u are spoke gud english.
please i am beg all of you peoples. i am tiring of the english my tisha is always tishing me and i av tolded my mother to came and register me here.
please my english are very poor, i want a tisha dat will tished me well.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 12:28pm On Mar 11, 2011
Nigerians liking bad english well well. . you persons are kill english to this leverl of no resurrecting. In my next world, I am be as an citizen of England.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2011
you is worser than me for spoke like that Ben lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DICKtator: 11:12pm On Mar 20, 2011
please can sum1 xplain to me what u pple are does here? I doesn't understood what are happened here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
I am thought we should invite Chief Zebuzadaya here to helped us corrected our english coz i know he is a very good english spoker.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:03am On Mar 21, 2011
nah!

no needing for chief - I am hexplaining it for you. . .

we had needing a axe and an shovel

to mudering the ingrish wanguage grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by zenus(m): 11:35am On Mar 21, 2011
gudu utulk
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lovekiss1: 12:33pm On Mar 21, 2011
hey
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by flexystar(f): 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2011
i feelled is timed we closing this thread wat do us fink?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Viques: 11:17pm On Mar 23, 2011
It can neva neva possible, how will u just crose the threading just rike dat. If u wanted to comot, no probrem, we dey for here, we are not went anywhere.
Kai NL is the goodest prace to be, I has raff and raff and tired, I cannot and will neva, neva comot for here oh. I am craze for evlyone of me.
God bress ohhh!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by coolykdat(m): 12:38am On Mar 24, 2011
shocked This thread is makes my laffing to explosion like a bombing. I is vely vely enjoyment this thread, I have missing NL very plentiful. cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Tejazy(m): 1:23am On Mar 24, 2011
This is the true,it is just wickedful if u refusal this this employee employtion.from he's later,he is apperance to know buuks well well,his commandment of inglishe is impress.don't be a stewpeed and sacked him.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 9:33am On Mar 26, 2011
You peoples has to leaved these poor thread. Hasn't you killt the poor language enough. Heartlessness people.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 9:38am On Mar 26, 2011
C who are talked,is not u chucking it wit knife" answerin me,abi u didnt seen my question marks(
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 8:51am On Mar 27, 2011
^^I am really pity you with what you are say. Everybody is knowing that I haved a A in Engrish in my waec and all the exams I have took. But you, chai! U having a F9!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BasseyJ(m): 8:58am On Mar 27, 2011
you people should stop spoking this type of english, i am go report all of you
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 9:08am On Mar 27, 2011
Is a lie' if u knowin book, u wil not said a f9, u wil saying an f9.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 10:42am On Mar 27, 2011
See your life? F9 are consolonant so you doesn't say a 'an'. You doesn't know any books. Who is tell you that you should use pronounciation. I has to learn your engrish teacher some books.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 12:49pm On Mar 27, 2011
F9 its vowels, f 4 yoruba fawéli. I didnt v teacher is professors dat teaching me. His names are pRof chUk, he knowing eengleece dat his name is rhyme wit boOk.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 1:54pm On Mar 27, 2011
I knows that Prof Chuk. He don't knows any engrish. All he knows is to chuk engrish with poker and umblerra
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 2:05pm On Mar 27, 2011
U are formularin lies againste him bcus u is jealousing him. When he doing W,E,A,C he passes eengleece dat dey did not wantd to gives him her result. He and wole soyinka goes d to schs 2geda.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 3:12pm On Mar 27, 2011
How can I jealousy Chuk? Soyinka have a Nobel Price in literature. I have a Nobel Price in engrish. What is Chuk have? Comon teacher.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 3:46pm On Mar 27, 2011
Una still does murdering engris in hurr grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 4:47pm On Mar 27, 2011
U c. Olodo of d higher oda! Is it Nobel or Novel? Is soyinka not writes novel? So is Novel price he collectin.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 7:07pm On Mar 27, 2011
Hisis poem price y'hear. Bad shild.

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