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| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 7:33pm On Mar 27, 2011 |
has yous two not knowed other writterrs?? hevery where I looking - soyinka here, chuku there  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 8:52pm On Mar 27, 2011 |
Efe, those McCoy didnt knew how to reads. Off course, i known order writers Achebe, D O Fagunwa cte. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 10:37pm On Mar 27, 2011 |
I am know Achebe na. Too many gbagauns is in his books. The young man don't knows any engrish. I am in his classmate in the secondary school. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 10:42pm On Mar 27, 2011 |
U v likes to be talkding lye too mush. Achebe is booking master! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:28am On Apr 03, 2011 |
McCoy91: |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 1:53am On Apr 03, 2011 |
Were our skull stil operational??  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 2:44pm On Apr 06, 2011 |
Oh yelz it waz operation U doesnt seein all the sturends in class or u thinkin they is come to have comedy?  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by planet(m): 6:19pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
@ poster "My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the , " why not a change to "My name is (Jesus Babatunde) am the , @ mscheew |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by flexystar(f): 11:48am On Apr 08, 2011 |
planet: whatting is those u have posting, abeg NLers who at answered this names mscheew, planet, i thinking u doesing belonging to this planet, abeg finded thy ways to Jupiter jor |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
I is just wanting putteth it for fiont paige |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
^^ you ingrish im full of gwamatical horrors  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Osocan(m): 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
@jokingmary wwart ddoes tthou wwwant ttu put ffor ffront paged? Dos u mmeant diss treadd? be forgetting it o. Seun wull nut gree coz pipul wull start sssaid koboland iz a fforumm fa illustrates. @ efe: Efe my infatuation, yor infatuation iz still doing me o. Dddid yo gift me okokobioko to chopp or wat? Efe my lovfer . . . . . |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:21pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
^^Shior!!! me is not knowing you!! but er. . .you brang £200 school fees and me is tish u berra ingrish me showing you how to murdering the queen's ingrish  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:03pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
 eww! Come and be looking mistake! Efe, biko iz me na. I mistake ppost uzing ma cousin akkant. Mama tripless said make shall greet yu o, dat she wunt mind if yu be ma second wife becorse yu ere an good sisi |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:43pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
, sings, Efemena Efe-omena Wai ar yu so enchanting? Wai ar yu so bewitching? I use tu wonder wondar wonder Becorse efry day dat brake I always tink Efemena Mai mind den goeth scubbar diving Efe bbecomez so savoury Den de thinkin ov yu Efe o Start tu shine up mai hearrt Soon I start tu smile and smile All Becorse ov yuuu I veel so happiiyy Efe o, Efe-omena  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:49pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
Lol!!! e don do now - abeg peeps dey look now - anyway, long time sha how your side?? so you get multiple id's now??   |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:29am On Apr 18, 2011 |
Oh dia', ur respond Iz worming mai belle. I com koboland efry day but me, I de pose reply rarely. A only read laik newspaper. Me I harv only wan i.d o. I be reverend fada. MaI hand ar klean. I jus mistakes replai wit ma bros nl akkont, I swearrr Sleep ix cashing me o o o |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:04am On Apr 18, 2011 |
I was not came to this skull again! U pimples all most damages my good engrish capabilites, infat i were almost was a Sacking by my boss for exhibitional poor engrish  But rite now, am a Bsc, Phd, Msc, Fct and Hiv holder in engrish! All thanksation to Seun for his indoor tishing |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 8:35am On Apr 18, 2011 |
El Guapo: Efe!!! if Hamid is catches u here, u willed selt pepper. u leaving children holme and came here abi? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:51am On Apr 18, 2011 |
Yinka mi doesn't u know that u were spake good engrish here?? Abeg Murder that engrish smalling so i fit payment ur tuituition phew! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by TeeJay6(m): 1:34pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
Looks ats hows this peoples are speak engleshe! Whats a pitied |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 3:27pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
Tee_Jay:Wetin a forking petied  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by simplymee: 6:41pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
does u know who i be? response: WHO U ARE? If u known, u shant talking to me like this. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:27pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
simplymee: isn't it not u being that my gate man abi is na be toiret cleaner |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 8:46am On Apr 19, 2011 |
El Guapo: i will mothering it so u paiding left? mine teachers is teacheding me rubbleshing. he thosent knew bookies |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:16am On Apr 19, 2011 |
Dont worriment dear, me was planned about enrollments u unto another skuul that were possession great tishas! Just entertainment Patiencery |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 11:08am On Apr 19, 2011 |
El Guapo: Was u twying to ssayed that these skroll is dey not good? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:57pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
^ Exactly bro, this skuul is dey not gooding at all. Would u imagination that this skull were inceptionist since last year but still yet till now they wasn't graduation stewdents! Me is a living witnessment!So as u could saw, i cant allowance my fiancee Yinka to were maked that mistaken i was maked, it oughtont my fault |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:02pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
El Guapo: U is not meanting am Wetin is a pitied |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 8:59pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Yes me dear.u haved eat d head on d nail. Gbam! Insteadin of hired persons who knew englishing like Okotie n Obiaghulon,dey rent Patience Gej. Imagination! Obasanjo are our Head professors |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:39pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
yinkalink:Wetined!!!! These is can'ting hapens  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yinkalink(f): 9:50pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
Ceriousling! Hes assistance is Kanu Nwankwo. D honly curse dat one teachin is 'i was determine' |
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