Nacoss25:
IF DEM DEY RUSH YOU OR YOU BE SMALL GIRL WITH BIG GOD, READ THIS AND HELP YOUR DESTINY!

Hey sis, shebi during your 20s, men are trooping in and all of us want to marry you, abi? We are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you get 400 likes and 350 comments and it is entering into your head, shey? It doesn’t even end there oh. You can’t walk the streets without series of men calling on you and wanting to get your number.
Your breasts are very comely, your lips are succulent, and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level because you are in your 20s and everything about you is still standing tall. Your backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly, and you can’t help telling yourself that you have such a bright future behind you. Okay nah. Now, here are the mistakes most of you girls make at this stage of your lives;
YOU EASILY DUMP GUYS IN A RELATIONSHIP: Any little thing, you break up because in your little mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 guys are bothering you for relationship. So you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one because you are hot like Akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship, neither can you learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this stage, feminism dey shack you like Kai-Kai. You no send anybody. You no want hear advise at all. For your mind, even this kain post na rubbish. No wahala. We shall see.
AT THIS LEVEL, SOME OF YOU LADIES WANT TO SHOW EVERYTHING: Since you’re still young and your breasts are still standing up tall, all you want to do snap and show them off on social media. Your buttocks are still very nice, so you display it anyhow, using it to set trap for guys. You sell romantic skin like Akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to collect their own share. Even married men are collecting their own. They are all collecting and walking away, and in your mind, marriage will not be hard. Haha. I laugh you in your village people’s language.
AT THIS STAGE, YOU DON’T LACK ANYTHING: Men are giving you all you need. You are not working but airtime is never below N10,000 on your phone. Shoes and classic cloths are uncountable in your wardrobe, yet, you are not doing any job. Small girl with big god, abi? Dem dey rush you, abi? Life is beautiful and you couldn’t ask for more, abi? Listen, let me tell you, as all those things are happening, that’s exactly how your destiny is depreciating with speed. A time will finally come when your age will have really increased and all those your assets will be needing pillar support to make them look alive. You think I’m lying? Oya go and ask that woman you use to add “Mama” before her real name and you will hear/see for yourself.
It doesn’t end there oh. Your face will begin to have a lot of pimples and holes. Many things will just go wrong with you. Your once flat tommy will begin to come out and your local government will begin to have some kind of mature odor that can kill somebody’s bouncing baby boy. Your armpit will become darker and your waist will begin to develop flesh rapidly while those your broad hips will just disappear as if they were raptured. At this point, your eye go begin clear!!!
Days will turn to months and months will turn to years. You begin to have near success syndrome with guys. It will look as if the relationship is almost working out. But before you say JACK, something will happen and the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, and like play like play, dat one sef go just follow chop you and run away. You go begin grow old unnecessarily and the fear of menopause will even make you age faster.
By this time, the spiritual DNAs of the multiple guys you slept with, both the ones from cursed families and the ones with ancestral curses, will begin to hunt you. You begin to reap the consequences of lifting your legs towards the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. By this time, all those things that used to make guys “rush you” will be no more. By this time, you become emergency born again. All your post on Facebook begins to be all about Jesus and church things. They'll change from “small girl with big god” and “na dem dey rush us” to “Jesus I love you.” Even to wish someone a happy birthday, Jesus must enter. Mtcheeeew…
Even when football is being discussed, you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You wan’t guys to see the supposed wife material in you, abi? Suddenly, you learn manners. All your past escapades with men begin to tell on you. The battle becomes more spiritual than physical, as the multiple soul ties begin speaking different kinds of grammar on your destiny. All the curses married women laid on you for sleeping with their husbands begin to control your destiny. You think excessive Mary Kay can remove all your mess?
Listen oh, at 40, a guy is still young and looks very young. But a lady of 35 looks more like that woman who you used to add "Mama" before her real name. What is my point in all these talks? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid “had I known.” Don’t while away your time playing games with men. For those who don’t understand simple analysis, I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35. I am not saying God’s time is not the best. I am not mocking those who are above 30 and still single. I am not saying that only those who marry at 25 have the best of marriages.
I am only saying you shouldn’t waste your time sleeping around with men when you can easily accept a man who loves you and settle down with him. See ehn, at this point of your life, only men of older ages like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 35-38. Even at that, it could be frustrating because even those guys of 40-45 may have all been married by this time, even married to girls of 22-27. Guys still look so young at 40. But a lady of 35 will look like “Senior Sis,” if you know what I mean. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 will look so mature and guys will be “rushing her” while a boy of 18 will look like a 13-year-old. I know it makes you girls feel big at that tender age. But remember that the same thing also applies in old age. A word is enough for the wise. Bye-bye!!!

Joystark:
Lol. Did a girl in her early 20s dump you? Dude you sound Pained.

Joystark:
Lol. Did a girl in her early 20s dump you? Dude you sound Pained.

carter009:
Hope your Lol will not later turn out to be had I known, continue fooling yourself, u know he is telling you they bitter truth.

dairykidd:

So u love chess?

Joystark:

Who doesn't?

dairykidd:


Not everyone tho i like it but i'm more of a scrabble person

Joystark:


Oh. Scrabble I sabi not.
I like words but... I haven't been able to fully grasp the game.

dairykidd:

Really and i believe u would enjoy it more than chess.. that is if ur willing to learn it

Joystark:


Awon Alpha males be making women feel like marriage is the only achievement there is.
Mtsheew!!!

Joystark:


Awon Alpha males be making women feel like marriage is the only achievement there is.
Mtsheew!!!

carter009:
I did not say marriage is the only achievement dear, but time will tell in your own case.

Joystark:


Wish you what you wish yourself.

God's gift to women.

Joystark:


Learning is continuous innit.

Joystark:


Awon Alpha males be making women feel like marriage is the only achievement there is.
Mtsheew!!!

Joystark:


Awon Alpha males be making women feel like marriage is the only achievement there is.
Mtsheew!!!

emmaodet:


Is it not part of Achievement?
Achievements are Milestones in our lives.
Birthday, The day you passed your Jamb, Waec, Got admission into school, the day you bought your first car, your first building/house, Marriage are allllllllll achievements and milestones in our life.
So what is your point?

Charleys:


Do you watch Zee world?

emmaodet:


Is it not part of Achievement?
Achievements are Milestones in our lives.
Birthday, The day you passed your Jamb, Waec, Got admission into school, the day you bought your first car, your first building/house, Marriage are allllllllll achievements and milestones in our life.
So what is your point?

bukatyne:
Apart from some generalizations, good advice.

Parents should also prep their kids physiologically for marriage.

A girl of 19/20 should know herself and the kind of man that suits her.

Ditto a guy too.

victorian:







My dear at that age , my daughter will be in the university , reading her books and pondering on graduating with good grades at least first class , then getting a job before settling down.
I dont want her to know and study man yet biko

I cant shout .

ubunja:

How many women who have gone that route are happy?
Biology always wins. Watch and see

victorian:







My dear at that age , my daughter will be in the university , reading her books and pondering on graduating with good grades at least first class , then getting a job before settling down.
I dont want her to know and study man yet biko

I cant shout .

Amuocha:
Thread To Be Closed

bukatyne:
Apart from some generalizations, good advice.

Parents should also prep their kids physiologically for marriage.

A girl of 19/20 should know herself and the kind of man that suits her.

Ditto a guy too.