OK, I have no clue what you said!! But I made it myself not fast food!!!I am an excellent cook!!! Dat no be lie!!! I fit chop any meal na wa oh!! (American, Spanish, even Nigerian)

I am not trying to treat you like a shoe or whatever your said I was just telling you I have some left over!!! .

Dis Guy where you dey? Jand or Naija?

9ja4eva:

U don dey pick up.Make u dey throw your own work for hia .

No I still need your help here, dont leave me on my own yet!!!

so-bata= cobbler or shoe repairer

how person go dey chop jollof with suya sef e be like say u don dey go obalende suya

how can you eat jollof with suya (me thinking it was fast food suya)

I suppose dey jand o but as per se i no fit talk american accent dem no gre gimme fisa na so so pidgin i dey yarn dem

_blighty

are you saying you suppose to be in jand but you dont have an american accent so wont give you a visa because or just you speak pidgin to them.

i am having problems understanding cause it look like you said 3 things but no periods separate them!

period? i be guy man o i no dey get period
we no even get period for pidgin na free flow

so which side for Queensland you dey, how the funny summer, na so so rain e dey rain
you don dey chop mash n peas, chips n fish abi you dey chop correct food we dey hol body wella!

you are funny man

well you not tellin me if i am correct. how am i suppose to learn if you no correct me?

see the thing easy like abc to read you just dey get am like say na village dem born you
I don tell you your brain na computa

I live about 2hrs away from London.  Dont eat English food.  I don't care for it, its been raining for about a week here man and that sucks, can't even wear my open toe bata!!!

I have been told by many people i cook well well but depends on what one likes, I am a picky eater (i like things a certain way) so i don't eat much of other peoples cooking!!!

Dis guy, my brain no be computa, this is hard work!!!

I have to read it several times then think about how i would say it in english then put it together!!! .

if i was to hear you yarn pidgin i'd be lost! may pick small small but most of it no sabi!!

kai see as you dey scatter grammar for here, i go obtain you o  

hmm so you sabi cook well well, me sef i sabi chop no be small
e be like say we go invite you come nairaland get together you go bring plenty plenty cooler with jollof make we see as you sabi cook reach
if you sabi, we go put ring for your finger e be like say one don dey their already but e no mean

if you hear me, you go get am because me sef i dey stammer talk am
but if you hear my paddy na original warri boy! me sef i dey look like JJC

Dis Guy:

if you hear me, you go get am because me sef i dey stammer talk am
but if you hear my paddy na original warri boy! me sef i dey look like JJC

thats cause when warri yarn pidgin it sound like they sing it, almost sound like they speaking Japanese o!!!

who is this "we" you talking about! SOMEBODY IN YOUR POCKET O!
My jollof have chile in it, maybe too spicy for you!

i fit to be iyawo ! but i tell em no ask to gif me ring cos u belle-ful.

we= na me be that; i be  [i]sh[/i]airman 

if you like put 20 peppers na so i go dey chop am

you no sabi them talk say; road to man pikin heart na through him belly
from him belly na so so gymnastic inside room after na multiplication for maternity ward
so if u sabi cook wellla, you go sabi do gymnastics and na that one be the koko especially when bakassi big like woah!!

_{pick race comot}

my head spinning now!

scatter the thing one by one you go get am no be you wan learn?

road to man pikin heart na through him belly

the way to a man's heart is through his. . . .

bedroom
maternity ward

I get it. you are too funny!! i just needed to read it again, u aro man!!!

i just needed to slow down and read it again!!! i figured it out before you posted the clues!!!

I don gold medal in room gymnastics, mos def i be yua iyawo, think I dey chop well well, my rm gymnastic na wa allah!!! and Dat ring no be rock na go be boulder  walahi oh!!!

lol you just join join everything like dem join nigeria kai you sef

if you get gold medal for room gymnastic i get platinum medal for roomnastic
you fit learn from shaolin shairman like me

no worry we go insure the boulder if you no fit carry am for your lil finger

Dis guy, remember I'm a  proper experienced woman, you try shako u roomnastic but i go teach u how its done o!

No be lie, my rmnastics be like earthquake.

if i no fit to carry boulder on my finger, we can buy a cart to wheel it around in.
 

Dis Guy:

lol you just join join everything like them join nigeria kai you sef

i have an idea what this is but tell me exactly.

meaning you mashed the pidign together in your reply #40 like tehy mashed north,south west n south east together to form nigeria  

you wan teach me kai? me sef i be proper experiencde Guy i fit handle bakassi wellaaaa (very well)

how i go trust u say no be lie, seeing is beliving i wan see bakassi wey cameroun get before i gre
me sef dey cause earthquake

if i no fit to carry boulder on my finger, we can buy a cart to wheel it around in

no worry 9ja4eva go collect 4p/day carry am about with wheelbarrow  

Nice drawings you want make i dey drool abi

yeah a lil birdy told me you are a booty man

hmm could that birdy be M? or even I 

e be like say them don they put nose for person business for inside here o, make
i do small small before them spoil my name because i be shairman
bootyful

so you drew them for me awww how shweet

yeah, my frenz say my pidgin be k-legged, but thats cause nobody teaching me the rules!!!

hey i destroyed the evidence but i can provide you with references if you like

how you dash 9ja4eva as wheelbarrow pusher, wit out clearing it wit him first

Dis Guy:

hmm could that birdy be M? or even I

e be like say them don they put nose for person business for inside here o, make
i do small small before them spoil my name because i be shairman
bootyful

so you drew them for me awww how shweet

you are funny

9ja4eva is a very patriotic boy anything to remember him of village> wheelbarrow
I will get another person wey do drive us for inside train from kent to surrey then to hertfordshire

where u dey taking me? i go travul the whole UK!!!

where i go take you?
see this newcommer o my big bedroom ofcourse lol
dem no tell you say na my papa get DFS?
even odeon cinema dey my room
wen film start earthquake go happen wellaa

I go take you go see Thiery Henry and the lads
Abi we fit go KanuAll-star game I never reach portmouth b4 but he good small

i see your lips moving but no get what you talking about!!!

Abeg! you wish you were that good!!! men they talk but never back up what they say!!!

me i no be men i be Guy man

hehe A tryyal shall confuse you 
a trial shall convince you Lady Oge 
then we shall drink tea till the sunset, yea right lol 

i am curious DIS GUY HOW OLD ARE YOU SINCE YOU SAY YOU AN EXPERIENCED MAN?

are you trying to confuse me bicos you sabi i go discover you imposter platinum medal winner?

no worrie i no go tell!!! nobody at all, except all my paddies

I be shweet sixteen young old man
nuff energy me fit handle your likkle sef

my platinum medal na confirm, authentic tried and tested severely
still causing earthquake worldwide

if you tell your paddies them go join me for masion later on,enjoying the goodies