₦airaland Forum

kITATITA:
There's no big deal going out on a date with a girl where you enjoy each others company, good meal and intelligent conversation. But on the flip side; take away on a first date or any date is not so cool and I hope ladies are reading this. Also the guy whining about his 45k is too lame. She probably left you and your faulty cat because she's assessed you and found out the quickest way to end a possible nightmare. However, that was harsh. Just smile it away and move on.

scarffield:
Yeebos buildinq toys instead ov useful thinqz since 1664

You are a sadist, you need electric brain

I am not igbo though























my name is EMEKA tho'

scarffield:
Yeebos buildinq toys instead ov useful thinqz since 1664

You are a sadist, you need electric brain

I am not igbo though.

























my name is EMEKA tho'

scarffield:
Yeebos buildinq toys instead ov useful thinqz since 1664

You are not sad; you need electric brain

I am not igbo though.

























my name is EMEKA tho'

IdeeEsperanza:
A "Biafran" boy in Enugu? Is Enugu a state in Nigeria? Well, I'm a Nigerian man in Akwa Ibom state.

MrsPhyno:
It's in progress sir

MrsPhyno:
1. Owo, kudi, ego. If she's not stinkingly rich , she will at least be financially stable. /walks away singing owo ni koko/

2. She no only make brain, she get brain! To be a doctor, you pretty much HAVE to be smart. I mean who's gonna let a dullard prescribe drugs or deliver their baby or cut them open??!! So a female doctor will most definitely be a brainiac. A wise man would want a wife like this to pass down excellent genes to his children.

3. She no dey fear.... Well at least not bodily issues. She's seen almost every nasty thing one can see about the human body. So that ur nasty boil won't make her vomit

4. She work past pack mule Medicine no send whether you be female, pregnant, delicate, sensitive, etc. If you're a doctor you must work hard, stay up all night, do long hours, think on your feet. So a female doctor can never be lazy and must be diligent. Being hardworking is a great trait for a wife.

5. Their mouth sweet pass lacasera This isn't well known, but female doctors are excellent talkers. They can go from talking dirty to discussing the flaws in Buhari's new government. They can handle most topics because they have a lot of exposure. This kind of wife is fun because you guys will always enjoy gisting.

6. They can keep you (and your kids) safe They know which medicine to take, what is the sign of so-and-so infection, they know which animal is poisonous, in fact they can even save your life with CPR! How many men's wives can do that?!

7. They appreciate life I mean, We all do. But the female doctor has a unique perspective. As a female, she probably brought a life or two into the world (gave birth to her own kids). As a doctor, she probably witnessed a number of deaths. So she gets this amazing perspective on life that few have and that enables her to treasure her family that much more.

8. She no dey nag I know I know. It sounds too good to be true. But how, after working so hard, taking care of you and the kids; she wan come find time to dey nag about nonsense. She won't even have energy.

9. They fine dieee This one maybe a bit of hyping sha But truly truly. I've never met an ugly female doctor before. They are always either beautiful or at least okay. Besides with their intelligence and white coats, they always seem to have some sex appeal even if they're not thaaat pretty.

10. Sex They sabi anatomy wellaaaaar. Need I say more

Source: Me, a future doctor

cc: lalasticlala and gurgle cause I find her posts interesting. Hope u don't mind.

Gboliwe:
I wonder why Uyo is in that list.

Enugu is a lot cleaner than Uyo in my opinion.

Rotimi47:
Op posting pictures of small areas & then generalises, what of taking pictures of VI, lekki, magodo, ikeja, some parts if Ajah and then use them to say Lagos is the cleanest city in Nigeria? Every state have some areas/locations that are extremely clean. Even London, new York etc have dirty areas.

scholes0:
Calabar is overrated

belloabdulrazaq:
Op am very disapntd in U. Where is my sweet Onitsha on that list?

menabadoo:
Where's ibadan?

Decibel:
Na wao so after looting Kwara state dry, he only went to the cinema with his kids

lumeneng22:
You see what this government is doing to people? salaries not paid, pension not paid, ministers not appointed money not flowing at all. Is pmb waiting for 30 the sept b4 he will appoint minister?

ThePeacemaker:
Stupidity at it's peak................... Na by force to buy ram........Your mates dae kill Mosquitoes........anyways I'm FTC

fem88:
Boss..all those names u mentioned that they made it in Nigeria,have u read their stories? Do you know how far they have gone to develop themselves? And who told you they were never abroad in one time or the other?

ECOTERRORS:
Why should you go to prayer ground today when you know that BH strikes only on Sallah day, there ll be no Al jannah for you if something happens to you there. Go home and stop spreading rumors