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Pick Up Line/proposition? by mordi4evah: 5:06pm On Aug 24, 2010
Was at this event organised by my Co. and i was doing my thing,mixing n socialising till i noticed this lady raging n fuming in a corner,i walked up to her and asked pleasantly,if i could lighten up her evening,and she faced me with an angry question
ARE YOU ANODA ONE?? Shocked i asked wat?and she went imagine dat idiot ova dia(pointing to some dude ) asking me if i can bleep him cos he knows i will be gud in bed!!!!
Dat got me thinking,he is one of 3
1. Bold (in dat case he is likely to get himself ready to face the drama from time to time, )
2.Proud(which will make him a turnoff most tyms) or
3. Plain DUMB!!!!
so folks lemme hia from urs wat do u guys think he is and any oda crazy,dumb proud or smart lines you heard or used?
Re: Pick Up Line/proposition? by InkedNerd(f): 5:46pm On Aug 24, 2010
I'll go with all of the above. He may also be egotistical.
Re: Pick Up Line/proposition? by mordi4evah: 7:42am On Aug 25, 2010
Inked_Nerd:

I'll go with all of the above. He may also be egotistical.
And on the pick up line?got any? smiley
Re: Pick Up Line/proposition? by elseohjay(m): 2:21pm On Aug 25, 2010
Here are a few lines:

Disclaimer: These are guaranteed to get you dirty slaps  grin:

The name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack grin

I may not be the best looking guy in the world but I'm the only one talking to you! grin

Nice legs,  What time do they open? grin

"Did you know that theres 206 bones in the female body?"
"Really?"
"Yep, would you like 1 more?"
grin
Re: Pick Up Line/proposition? by InkedNerd(f): 2:42pm On Aug 25, 2010
mordi4evah:

And on the pick up line?got any? smiley

That wasn't a pick up line. He knew what he was doing.

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