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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by martinsfm(m): 12:09pm On Feb 13, 2020
Jarrow:
I'm in Abj currently. Does anyone know the very court and time of the hearing?
I'd like to be there and see things for myself and the house. I'd appreciate any relevant info
Anyone with relevant info?

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 12:12pm On Feb 13, 2020
NosaJBourne:


All these for just a job test? Do they want to employ me to search for crude oil at lake chad basin?
hehehe even 50k job sef. like na say dem dey prepare for GRE.. I once saw a friend's archive of past questions..

Me wey hate complicated questions, if no be say nnpc aptitude test na jamb like questions, if na like that shell or something or those crazy-like questions, I 4 nor dey hear today oh.. since I left college I no like reading books again, I hate mathematics...

I dey stare at the coursework, schedule of the masters programs wey i wan go do sef, I dey shit for pants, say na me go do all these things like.this..I sha pray make NNPC safe me like this...I don't wanna use my 30yearsold big head to be reading books, and doing all those stressful academic stuffs in that kind of COLD!!!!!! ...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by VGJBEJ: 12:22pm On Feb 13, 2020
OK now, what NEXT?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TeddyX(m): 12:24pm On Feb 13, 2020
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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 12:28pm On Feb 13, 2020
joobseekar:

No, they want you to audit NNPC recruitment. cheesy cheesy
Lol... Are those the kind of questions they gave Xfire to solve before he got NNPC APL?

Teaser4:
hehehe even 50k job sef. like na say dem dey prepare for GRE.. I once saw a friend's archive of past questions..

Me wey hate complicated questions, if no be say nnpc aptitude test na jamb like questions, if na like that shell or something or those crazy-like questions, I 4 nor dey hear today oh.. since I left college I no like reading books again, I hate mathematics...

I dey stare at the coursework, schedule of the masters programs wey i wan go do sef, I dey shit for pants, say na me go do all these things like.this..I sha pray make NNPC safe me like this...I don't wanna use my 30yearsold big head to be reading books, and doing all those stressful academic stuffs in that kind of COLD!!!!!! ...

The 50k job got me laffin grin

SOlving maths no be my problem, my problem be say, why them wan stress me to dey solve furthermaths on top which kind job? Would it make me function well on the job?

As I dey so, the maths calculation weh I go like aside calculation of money, na calculation weh go help me for computer programming.

Abi which one is Ibadan poly abi polybag? On top which kind job? How much? Maybe Uncle Jarus can educate my ignorance angry

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 12:31pm On Feb 13, 2020
martinsfm:
Anyone with relevant info?

Jarrow:
I'm in Abj currently. Does anyone know the very court and time of the hearing?
I'd like to be there to see things for myself and the house. I'd appreciate any relevant info

Ask teddybear. He is "omniscience"
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 12:32pm On Feb 13, 2020
NosaJBourne:
Lol... Is that the kind of questions they gave Xfire to solve before he got NNPC APL?



The 50k job got me laffin grin

SOlving maths no be my problem, my problem be say, why them wan stress me to dey solve furthermaths on top which kind job? Would it make me function well on the job?

As I dey so, the maths calculation weh I go like aside calculation of money, na calculation weh go help me for computer programming.

Abi which one is Ibadan poly abi polybag? On top which kind job? How much? Maybe Uncle Jarus can educate my ignorance angry
lol bro... upon all the mathematics wey me do from prenursery to college... na +/-/ division and multiplication still dey useful for me..til this moment...

God go help us all my brother

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TeddyX(m): 12:33pm On Feb 13, 2020
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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 12:37pm On Feb 13, 2020
There are levels and degrees to joblessness. Some trolls are not just useful for themselves and their society.

Always seeking attention on a faceless forum.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TeddyX(m): 12:41pm On Feb 13, 2020
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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 12:41pm On Feb 13, 2020
Teaser4:
lol bro... upon all the mathematics wey me do from prenursery to college... na +/-/ division and multiplication still dey useful for me..til this moment...

God go help us all my brother

Lol

bobowaja:
There are levels and degrees to joblessness. Some trolls are not just useful for themselves and their society.

Always seeking attention on a faceless forum.

Na mental disorder, believe me. Terrible one.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TeddyX(m): 12:53pm On Feb 13, 2020
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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by PrettySandra(f): 1:02pm On Feb 13, 2020
Virtual/digital madness dey do some people. I don dey observe one lousy digital mad man for this thread.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mmtukur: 1:12pm On Feb 13, 2020
TeddyX:
These na monikers wey go get NNPC job wink
Napolito2012, Macgyver1, bahler, panalyst, hercules22
Ameen
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mmtukur: 1:13pm On Feb 13, 2020
martinsfm:
Anyone with relevant info?
Balher I think may have a relevant info.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Haltek: 1:18pm On Feb 13, 2020
NosaJBourne:
Lol... Is that the kind of questions they gave Xfire to solve before he got NNPC APL?



The 50k job got me laffin grin

SOlving maths no be my problem, my problem be say, why them wan stress me to dey solve furthermaths on top which kind job? Would it make me function well on the job?

As I dey so, the maths calculation weh I go like aside calculation of money, na calculation weh go help me for computer programming.

Abi which one is Ibadan poly abi polybag? On top which kind job? How much? Maybe Uncle Jarus can educate my ignorance angry

Boss, abeg na which kind calculation go help for computer programming? I go need am too.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:19pm On Feb 13, 2020
Teddyx...
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by dalhjana: 1:30pm On Feb 13, 2020
Haltek:


Boss, abeg na which kind calculation go help for computer programming? I go need am too.
Na dis kind one

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Haltek: 1:35pm On Feb 13, 2020
dalhjana:

Na dis kind one

Lol.
Wetin I do you na

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TruthCorp: 1:36pm On Feb 13, 2020
jlomz:

Good question, but can I even ask, how do people get update on the court case sef?
Because to be honest, it is only here that somebori gets to know about the court's proceedings sef.
https://www.nan.ng/news/court-reaffirms-order-stopping-nnpc-job-recruitment/
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Mikhail1(m): 1:38pm On Feb 13, 2020
Teaser4:
make nnpc do valentine for us oh. e go sweet in the middle make I yarn my fiancee say I got the nnpc job i applied for...gm
Wait o @Teaser4 you have a fiancee? Greetings bro

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Jarus(m): 1:40pm On Feb 13, 2020
Patientnnpctaff:

Good morning Jarus, I have a question to ask...
There is a mistake of name in my O'level certificate (neco)...
example instead of Written Jarus the wrote Jarius, though have gotten affidavit, But am scared if it will hunt me down in the nearest future.. Anybody with an idea should please help me..

I don’t think it should affect you. My o’level (WAEC) also has similar thing (slightly different spelling of my first name from the way it is spelt in my degree certificate). No one has ever asked me question about it. Maybe because my WAEC cert has my photo and I have 3 names in both certificates, with the two other names perfectly spelt same way.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 13, 2020
Haltek:


Boss, abeg na which kind calculation go help for computer programming? I go need am too.
Logic, basic basic algorithm and some other basic arithmetic, and most importantly, if you are thinking of the data science line, you can't afford to be rusty in Stats, especially inferential statistics.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:55pm On Feb 13, 2020
dalhjana:

Na dis kind one

LMAO
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Patientnnpctaff: 1:58pm On Feb 13, 2020
Jarus:


I don’t think it should affect you. My o’level (WAEC) also has similar thing (slightly different spelling of my first name from the way it is spelt in my degree certificate). No one has ever asked me question about it. Maybe because my WAEC cert has my photo and I have 3 names in both certificates, with the two other names perfectly spelt same way.
Tank u sir
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:00pm On Feb 13, 2020
dalhjana:

Na dis kind one

I can spot gamma function integral in your pix cheesy
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:08pm On Feb 13, 2020
Teaser4:
e dey part of Baba Mele's convoy lol....

I hail bro

Twale baba

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Yusol: 2:12pm On Feb 13, 2020
I just want everyone here to see this, it's about the alleged underground recruitment and purported sack of some contract staff that happened @ Petroleum Products Price Regulatory Agency PPPRA. I think someone here yesterday, talked about d "almost impossibility" of ordininary citizens to get employed under this administration.
Source: Twitter
Oke Umurhohwo
@OkeStalyf

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 2:29pm On Feb 13, 2020
Mikhail1:

Wait o @Teaser4 you have a fiancee? Greetings bro
lol bro... yes I do. zero babymama lol

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Chrisbillakings(m): 2:47pm On Feb 13, 2020
Deloitte Application closes today, if you haven't apply this is an opportunity to do so now.


Check my signature for link to apply
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TeddyX(m): 2:50pm On Feb 13, 2020
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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by DustnSheaButter: 2:58pm On Feb 13, 2020
I have same issue with my WAEC cert, and got an affidavit for it.
Although it is not always noticed most of the times, but my formal employer noticed it during confirmation of my appointment. So I quickly presented my affidavit.

My Advice:

Kindly get an affidavit so that you won't be under unnecessary pressure when anyone finds out


Patientnnpctaff:

Good morning Jarus, I have a question to ask...
There is a mistake of name in my O'level certificate (neco)...
example instead of Written Jarus the wrote Jarius, though have gotten affidavit, But am scared if it will hunt me down in the nearest future.. Anybody with an idea should please help me..

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