Ebenaba:

First shave your balls, they have become hairy from lack of breathing space while checking out the models
After then we'll talk

FreshShavedBalls:
Good evening Local Men and Women...
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Local man is in a state of instability. Everytime local man is riding his bike on the road he easily gets distracted because whenever he looks left he will see Peogeot 307 and when he looks right he will see Pontiac Vibe. What should this Local man do because he cannot continue this way

BenFlash:


Yeah, and I just spoke with Donald Trump.

Please we don't want strange monikers coming here to drop fictitious info, let us stick to our trusted sources in peace. Thanks

Swargu:
Ok i have just struggled to read from page 764 Mehn, it was boring.

Why will someone believe this process has been canceled by a GMD in Mecca as at the time of report, Haba let's us learn to lie if we must.

Process is still in full gear and my sauce told me weeks ago we will hear from NNPC towards the end of August, latest September due to alot of internal processes.

As at 2 or 3 weeks ago the succesful list have been completely compiled by HR, awaits top MGT approval, that was the last I heard. I think someone just confirmed that it has been approved, ofcourse they won't just rush and get back to us, let us exercise patience and a little more decorum as we await this life changing opportunity.

I admonish you also to pray without ceasing, may the peace of the lord be with us all and also with Chasteguy and Ladyjane, cos he is chaste and she is Jane .

FreshShavedBalls:
Good evening Local Men and Women,

I hope this meets you well. I know we are in uncertain and precarious times, so it saddens my heart all the more to release this burden upon you.

Nevertheless, ever since this local man heard about 'Upfront', local man that was only anticipating APL now finds himself dreeaming about the Peogeot 307 or Pontiac Vibe that he will buy when upfront lands.

Local man is in a state of instability. Everytime local man is riding his bike on the road he easily gets distracted because whenever he looks left he will see Peogeot 307 and when he looks right he will see Pontiac Vibe. What should this Local man do because he cannot continue this way

giftometre:
NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!

Guys o, some persons are already out to scam some applicants. I'll spare us the irrelevant details. I received a call this morning from a strange number (see attached) requesting I resend my credentials. Reason that they want to confirm if the credentials I submitted during the interview were mine. Local man was beaming with joy and happiness, in his mind, his name is on the APL List. I was sent mail addresses to forward the credentials to (they weren't suspicious mail address). Some minutes later I was sent two mails (see attached screenshots). On requesting how do I get my Serial Portal form, I was asked to pay to (#3400 only) to obtain the form ☺. It dawned on me that I passed through all these stress only to attend to a scammer. Mtcheewwww. Local man cannot hold this anger anymore.
#Beware of the number in the picture.
#Wrong spellings everywhere ��
#I don't know where he even got my number
#Has anyone been through this too?
#Northern brethren wants to scam me from his intonation.

PS: I have this feeling my name is already on the APL list. Not of my works but by God's grace and mercy....

mathology5431:

What is Ebaeleba saying now! How does shaving of b***s match person wey wan buy Peugeot 504......

Cybersecfreak:

Done bro

LogoDWhiz:
#770

souljar:

Hahahaa...
God please help GMD to help us. This local man is discombobulated!!

monlawal:


Hahaha haha haha
Me I have been thinking if to import a mini Cooper from Japan because it is cheaper from there. Or I should just manage a Camry big daddy

Ebenaba:

First shave your balls, they have become hairy from lack of breathing space while checking out the models
After then we'll talk

nihelimitretep:


Lol.

Local man should come down from the bike and enter the peogeot 307, play music and zoom off.

balher:
I just spoke with GMD now, he said "the recruitment process in valid for now, but he is currently experiencing heavy external influence, however no specific date for APL is announced "
he also said disregard all rumours that are circulating



keep hope alive, continue praying for the best. Thank you all

Fe190:


Very true, he told me that we should really pray cause some big guys are really trying to put their candidates in place of legit guys. He said they'll employ around 2000 candidates if we pray well (as for me I'm going on 2 weeks dry fasting)

Gbriels:
Why Local man go disappeared with our minute book na ...?
Hope u r back for good...? Cos we have to stick around here as the moment is just upon us....

Fe190:


Very true, he told me that we should really pray cause some big guys are really trying to put their candidates in place of legit guys. He said they'll employ around 2000 candidates if we pray well (as for me I'm going on 2 weeks dry fasting)

Enrypech:


God bless you richly bro

FreshShavedBalls:
Good evening Local Men and Women,

I hope this meets you well. I know we are in uncertain and precarious times, so it saddens my heart all the more to release this burden upon you.

Nevertheless, ever since this local man heard about 'Upfront', local man that was only anticipating APL now finds himself dreeaming about the Peogeot 307 or Pontiac Vibe that he will buy when upfront lands.

Local man is in a state of instability. Everytime local man is riding his bike on the road he easily gets distracted because whenever he looks left he will see Peogeot 307 and when he looks right he will see Pontiac Vibe. What should this Local man do because he cannot continue this way

moogoogaipan:
Forget Peugeot 307, it's not a reliable vehicle and why buy Pontiac Vibe, when you can actually buy its reliable mechanical twin, Toyota Matrix (2007-2008/2010-2013), not only reliable, it has a reputation for Good after use sale...
Should you remain Tacit on the Pontiac Vibe, ensure it is Year 2007-2008 & 2010.

Do that and thank me later...

Mitocyan:

E go soon reach 774 one page per local government.

moogoogaipan:
Forget Peugeot 307, it's not a reliable vehicle and why buy Pontiac Vibe, when you can actually buy its reliable mechanical twin, Toyota Matrix (2007-2008/2010-2013), not only reliable, it has a reputation for Good after use sale...
Should you remain Tacit on the Pontiac Vibe, ensure it is Year 2007-2008 & 2010.

Do that and thank me later...

mapman:
Lmao this one had me laughing out loud...think I even coughed in the process. I like how these scammers all have one thing in common: bad spelling. So easy to spot.

As regards the influx of fake news to this thread, my advice is to apply critical thinking free of emotive or emotional expressions when viewing or responding to the comments. It'll save you unnecessary stress.

My guy @Teaser4, I dey enjoy your replies...anybody wey choose to be unfortunate by posting misleading information here, I beg continue to dey fire dem as you dey do.

GospelEAPiano:

But bro, why the prayer again, you said the list has been compiled and approved, or are we praying that God will remove your name and put Dayo's? Just asking sha ooo.

BlackHummer:


Some people are already counting their hens oh. Chai! APL release day go sweet die

monlawal:


Hahaha haha haha
Me I have been thinking if to import a mini Cooper from Japan because it is cheaper from there. Or I should just manage a Camry big daddy

mathology5431:
Someone got alerted 20k yesterday on my WhatsApp group though. 3rd of July - Interview.....
Seems they are coming for 5th soon!
Abeg my fellow 5th people gather here for Selfie, the last team standing

Happy Sunday y'all
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local man committee for NNPC

Jarus:


I have no idea about any cancellation.

My last conversation with my main source (who also reads this thread) was on Thursday. S/he had been out of Nigeria for some weeks but confirmed s/he was back and resuming next week. That was why I kept saying I may have update next week (Monday/Tuesday).

I really don't like turning pest and bothering people. It doesn't look good to go back after promise of update next week and be asking for more information.

I contribute here mostly when I have an opinion, an update or mentioned to respond to specific question.

I have ignored most of the so-called theories because there is no point flogging them. I don't take any seriously.

I saw the cancellation information/rumour when mentioned here yesterday (or was it this morning?) and ignored like others. It doesn't sound credible to me. I don't see any reason why NNPC will cancel this recruitment having come this far. But it's an opinion. I may be wrong. I cannot say for fact. My contact had promised to give update next week, I can't go back and be asking about cancellation - disturbing him/her on a weekend for that matter.

But since you guys have asked for it, let me ask my 2 other sources that I have not contacted for some time.

qwertyboss:


Abeg! I want they rock Honda Cross Tour

shikenan!

qwertyboss:


Abeg! I want they rock Honda Cross Tour

shikenan!

NigelCundy:
Lol. My bag was protected by the most high. Thank God for yours too.
What level did you write? Mine was INT2

The very best to us brother.