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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Elliot2(m): 6:45am On Mar 20, 2019 |
britiko:Oboy eh, I say I thought I was going to die,especially the moment mom acted unperturbed. I sha thanked God it ended. Finally me n d guy r good pals now that I am grown whenever he comes around n sees me. 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by vision2050: 6:49am On Mar 20, 2019 |
The beating and punishments we received back in the days, children of nowadays will die if them receive half . I broke a boy head with stone because he do five fingers to me, (in Yoruba five fingers means your mother). My uncle nearly kill me. 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by lonelydora: 6:50am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Davash222: I can't stop laughing this early morning |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by DavidEsq(m): 7:01am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Pidginwhisper:So u bad like dis, dah year? |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by virgintoto(m): 7:10am On Mar 20, 2019 |
jodababa:Badoo!!!! I remember DAT year 1 Like
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by DavidEsq(m): 7:16am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Kharol1234:I opened dis thread last night but slept off. Woke up dis morning and I'm laffing myself silly to work o . Ppl just dey look me 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Kharol1234: 7:21am On Mar 20, 2019 |
DavidEsq:and d worst tin my dad na military man, dat nyt i can neva forget dat nyt... |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Slurity(m): 7:29am On Mar 20, 2019 |
There are a lot of beatings that even make it difficult to remember the worst, however, I remember stealing #200 to buy ball and as if my father got a spiritual eyes called me and ask me to bring my school bag for inspection, the beating for that day was special because at a point he ask me to write a statement and sign it as if we are in police station that anytime i repeat such that i will be electrocuted to death, to everybody's surprise, I refuse to sigh the paper and start shouting ' come kuku electrocute me for this offence because, it is sure I will steal very soon because, if you keep maltreating me and give me no food, I will surely steal again'. All our neighbours present there just quietly leave because they understand that I am leaving with my dad and step mum is very wicked. 5 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Genea(f): 7:30am On Mar 20, 2019 |
I was in Js1 when it happened to me, I came second overall best and I was so happy, only for mumsy to wake me up at night and beat the hell out of me!!! Well I did well subsequently but after secondary, I didn't give a damn any more about being first, she should go and make her own first... 4 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by DavidEsq(m): 7:34am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Kharol1234:Ewo! |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by DavidEsq(m): 7:48am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Thobiy:Bros never see. If that geh name na Seyi and na Itsekiri geh and na Sapele dem stay, den she was my neighbour back in the days. Mama Seyi do pass dah wan o |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Mtbail: 7:57am On Mar 20, 2019 |
My own na slap wey get lightning and star |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by ebukabanky(m): 8:01am On Mar 20, 2019 |
I know of such game house back den u will never know wen it gets late........ No windows Ac full everywhere Orpe7: 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by britiko: 8:06am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Elliot2: Nice one, laugh Almost killed me when I read the part where she said your food and paracetamol was ready... 3 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by DavidEsq(m): 8:07am On Mar 20, 2019 |
kamez: |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 8:14am On Mar 20, 2019 |
mehn this brought back memories sha. First was my cousin and I always escaping the house after we got back from school to go play PlayStation 2 for like 1 hour and then come back and give different lies each day, funny enough we knew how to lie very well, we had a craft at it, and we could make a lie become true.... forward to the day our Aunt caught us at the game centre, the slap I received, my eyes was turnioniown, I didn't see anything for a while.... we were now flogged in addition The second which I dread till date, was staying with one of my aunt's and her husband, then I went to play ball during the day and became so tired in the evening and slept off, my uncle knocked for over 2 hours till I miraculously woke up..... after opening the door, and he entered, he silently went into his room, dropped his bag, headed to the kitchen, got a turning stick, and made it a mandate to beat me till the turning stick broke, I saw hell that day ...... was later banned from going out to play for like 2 weeks Thirdly, my mum once beat me about 6 years old when i was playing in the rain...a part of the cane stuck to my back and had to be pulled out, a small fragment though, still have the mark till this day... lolz ...... mehn childhood memories though 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by ebukabanky(m): 8:18am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Mine was epic.... A day before I and some friends went to a construction site and pick up all dis shiny stones de use in building. I pick alot and took it home, kept dem at d balcony after some days I got back from skul and noticed its no longer shining,my foolish self as a primary 5 boy decided to throw dem out from d balcony I began by throwing dem facing forward.... It felt slow and I started throwing den backward most landed on my neighbor Peugeot 504 windscreen shattering it..... On noticing it I went into hiding,my playmate in my compound report me to someone older who reported mi to my dad wen he came back from back...... I was scolded dat night I knew it can't end like dat..... D next day been Saturday environmental day my dad called me to his room lock d door..... Hah c flogging with koboko 2 in 1 I cry blood dat day. 3 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by carnal: 8:20am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Dannidom:what an experience especially with your dad's reaction. That was way out of line.no matter the situation we shouldn't raise cutlass against our own children.am happy you have forgiven him 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by carnal: 8:30am On Mar 20, 2019 |
richmanrichard:u end, wetin mak u no stop for ignition? Had similar experience with my uncle grand Cherokee jeep, I hear am dat day |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Dagger79(m): 8:51am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Oh that day will forever remain in my memory, me and friend usually go to block rosary every evening, but then we started playing PS2 and then we got addicted, to extent of lying to our parents for offering money and not going to the prayer until after we have spent the money at the game house, before we will start going for the prayers and so most times we get there very late but my sisters always cover for me. But on that particular day we went to the game house to play game and before we knew what happened it was 9pm, mehn that day as I went home my father dealt with copper wire, while my uncle came and still gave his own share of the beating. Since that day I stopped playing PS2 entirely. 7 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Schemer360: 9:06am On Mar 20, 2019 |
I'm rolling on the floor as I'm typing this. Maybe your old man dey work for where they execute condemn criminals Slurity: |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Purelady(f): 9:08am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Slurity:oh!!! This touches my heart, it's well. 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Antony061(m): 9:09am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Haa i can neva froget d day i had a fight wit our landlord(wh was an ex military man) daughter... i just push d grl o! she fall voom!!! b4 u no it see blood everywhere! heyyyyy i hv killed her! d other kids shouted omo as d man come eh! he gave me wat is called BEATING 4RM D OTHER SIDE! 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by respect80(m): 9:12am On Mar 20, 2019 |
bravesoul247:Seems you were never warned not to play hide and seek inside room & scattering things in the process |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Rolly22(m): 9:16am On Mar 20, 2019 |
kingolovich: It's like you have forgotten how Nigerian parents behave. Them dey turn everything upside down. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Amanew(m): 9:18am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Dannidom:way dey carry out his sexual frustration against us student, Abeg!watin u mean? lky dem do dat kain? |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by febby419(m): 9:19am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Mine was not beating sha, when I was small I loved tea n bread, disliked anything swallow, u trust African parent swallow was eaten every night like a ritual but I usually don't eat because I was my dads favorite so tea all d way. My mum was always mad like how am I taking tea n d rest swallow, me self I no send then came the very day as usual mum brought swallow, ran to dad for tea omo! Popsy change am for me oo, was removing his belt while I ran to d dining crying profusely because if my dad remove belt geh geh I was crying bitterly n running around d dining while he chased me. The more he chased me d more I was crying heavily, he has not even touched me oo. At a point he stopped and started laughing, pet me gave me tea, d following day na me be the first to set plate for swallow 20 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Antony061(m): 9:40am On Mar 20, 2019 |
this 1 was last year nov.. i was in a bus going 4rm iyanu-iba to iyanu-ipaja and dis woman was just insulting me just because i told her dat i can't shift agine it got too much and i decided to give her a piece of my mind. i felt on top after telling her. dat was wen some1 4rm back shouted. na my mama u follow talk like dat? eh as i trun to see who was talking...heyyyy see bounser i told myself "guy u don die" he promise to show me wen we come down at iyanu-ipaja... i swear i no no we i shout driver EGBEDA wa o! i swear dat guy 4 kill me dat day... 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by MrsMusty(f): 9:41am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Thobiy:After all d flogging? I was quite young den not even a teenager, I didn't av d guts to seek anoda flogging! |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Gafdam(m): 9:53am On Mar 20, 2019 |
. So to cut d story shrt, a day came wen I collect money from my frnd and promise to gt him a pigeon by evening, only for d foolish boy to go and meet my dad in the aftnoon and tod him he has came to colect for the paid bird! U dn't wnt to knw wat hapen next #WorstBeatingOfMyLife 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Rolly22(m): 10:02am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Genea: Choi babe you fine die. |
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