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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by ashawopikin(m): 10:16am On Mar 20, 2019 |
It was the year 1998 my uncle gave me common entrance money, and I lost it, I received the beating of my life, he gave me another one, later that day I found the money in the backyard, I didn't return it 7 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Offpoint1: 10:25am On Mar 20, 2019 |
respect80:lol, you and me know what was actually ready 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 10:32am On Mar 20, 2019 |
psalmsmiles: Please stop that insult pls, African is not backward. Everybody have their culture of training their kids which African have their own even bible support the beating I have never seen any child or let me say unless he/she have been possed that they will give him/her a torror beating which he will not even yield before he do that next time.. It's like a kid that touch the fire next time je/she will think for a second before peoceeding at it again. And mind you beating works when they are still little kids, it correct them in alot of ways.. So next time don't call my continent a backward area because of my culture even you go and see the life of their kids compare to Africa they are even jealous of that with us.. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by mechanics(m): 10:59am On Mar 20, 2019 |
hahahahahah, the beatings I do receive is when I do watch film in my neighbours house and my dad does not me meet me or my bros at home, that day na beating o, he do flog me by raising my leg up and my head will face down but I learnt from the beating o. 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by vincixpresso: 11:07am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Damn, I love nairaland. I love naija 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Antony061(m): 11:16am On Mar 20, 2019 |
haa!!!
wetin game center do me eh!
lemme not start! |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by moxygunshot(m): 11:40am On Mar 20, 2019 |
mine was when I was in ss2, computer practical; corper gave us project work (ms word) and we were to use laptops supplied by the school so in order to recognise the laptop we were using mumu us decided to use divider to write our class and group number on it. forward fast to the following week, corper called out my group and other fellow mumu groups, asked us to kneel down at front of the lab, told us our offence and brought out a couple of canes, by some unfortunate twist of fate I was the one at the front (till date you will never see me at the forefront of any line or crowd; even if someone is sharing one billion naira, I wont be the first person) so corper asked me to hold table and used cane to look for all the pain nerve endings in my buttocks, back and head when he was done he asked me how many strokes he gave me (jamb question oshi); how does someone differentiate between tospe(testing) and actual flogging, I sha said 9 (lord know it was up to 20). I couldn't sit down properly for a week, d back of my head felt like a properly ridged farmland. it was that day I decided I will never cry again no matter how much I get flogged ss3 was full of constant beatings for the whole class...I upheld my vow 5 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 11:46am On Mar 20, 2019 |
tesppidd: |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Fidelismaria: 12:28pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
LWKM HEHEHEHE Check my signature |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by myked(m): 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by myked(m): 12:52pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
A 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by mikaael(m): 1:17pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
respect80: Lol...as in it is the funniest of all... That moment...u know u can't eat out of the moi moi |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Xhady(m): 1:22pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Slurity: |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by kingolovich(m): 3:24pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Rolly22: Maybe my parents aren't Nigerians |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 3:47pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
fakuta: Lol. Na wetin good for you. 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Redcoffee: 4:06pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
thank you PrincessB1: |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Ziel20: 5:37pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Hmm! My own plenty o but the standout one was back then in jss2. We lived in a public compound and there was a zinc fence that separated one small corner of our fence from the other compound only for me to discover that it was a bathroom. Oboy see free blue film. I just created an opening where I watch those women take their bath. On that fateful day, I was just enjoying my view, I can still remember the fresh lady with great gifts from God bathing not knowing that my dad was behind wondering what was catching my attention. He came closer pushed me away and saw what I was watching so excitedly. Nothing they didn't use to treat me that night. From hot eba on my head to paracetamol to bandage. In summary, I saw the devil that day. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Genea(f): 6:12pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Rolly22:awwwwn. thanks dear |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Rolly22(m): 6:15pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Genea:You're welcome Dear. 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GboyegaD(m): 6:30pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
One thing I still don't understand is how parents beat their kids this much or how they report to an uncle to beat their kids on their behalf. Truth is the morals they were trying to instill in their children, they lacked it. A child is not a goat and while I do not support spoiling kids, I believe more in reasoning together and working out disciplinary measures that corrects and not one born out of frustration. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by psalmsmiles(m): 7:09pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Funkybabee:EXACT WORDS FROM A TYPICAL AFRICAN slowpoke! ACCEPT IT OR NOT AFRICA IS CURRENTLY BACKWARD IN ALMOST EVERY ASPECT BECAUSE WE BEAT THE SAME STUPID MENTALITY U JUST DEPICTED I DONT SUPPORT MEDIOCRITY. I NEVER HAD AND NEVER WILL 3 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 7:48pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
psalmsmiles: Continue copying ur mediocrity fake life. I can never try to be others, I'm an African, I have a culture.. And ur stup!dity no get part two with u calling me that language or u are a bast@rd or half cast of an african pls shift go and find ur type down there. I don't have time for yeye people 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by psalmsmiles(m): 8:07pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Funkybabee:i need you to ask yourself these questions. Of what use is a culture that doesn't better the lives of its practitioners? How has your culture bettered the lives of people you see daily? Is culture an hinderace to development and breakthrough? I never said our cultures are bad and are what are affecting us. Our real problem is our mentality. We're comfortable with "less". Take a look at the continent you're in now, most of the countries are under developed countries and the few one's that are developed share a thing in common - a different mindset from the rest of us. Look at countries like south africa and rwanda. The way they think is why they're ahead. 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GAJIT: 8:13pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
xarm: lol with tears Coming out of my eyes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 8:25pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
psalmsmiles: Thank you for your question, my culture better the way of my living in terms of respect, obedience, handworking and tolerance.. My culture teached me the way to live a proper life in a responsible manner. Africa growing was just astarter. Those developed country passed through the same vase and u can't expect magic to match an 100years to a 57years child never. It's in my believe that this continent is going to be great even outshine those grown already because we are shining with great culture and morals. So tell me abt urs. Which continent are u from. And mind you, we are not comfortible with less, we are trying our best ro survive. It's not a day that a new born child we walk or even talk, it's a gradual process 3 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GAJIT: 8:32pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Antony061: Extended family beating! |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GAJIT: 8:35pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
kenAlmighty: Extended family beating! |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by PrincessB1(f): 8:36pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Redcoffee:You're welcome. Relax and enjoy this too 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Antony061(m): 8:38pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
GAJIT:I Dey tell u!!! |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GAJIT: 8:48pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Kokaine: This one got me really laughing out loud like there's no tomorrow! 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GAJIT: 8:53pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GAJIT: 9:00pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Most of the stories I read from this trend really got me cracking my ribs, funny and interesting (lies or not, na you sabi) and made my day. Bless you all. |
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