2buff:

which one be Sunday romance?

"follow me come church?"

lol, we go branch 4 corner

Dr Cork:

6"4, dark skin, good loooking, cute, hand some, shy, romantick, edukated, smart, God fearing, love Jesus, like womens, love Nyansh (heavy), clean cut, can cook, sweet, honest, not a playa, love light skin womens, generous, almost rich, no kids, no dramma, will love u, 6 pack, muscular, edible, eats punny , vegetania, hate meat, drive BMW, inteligent very melow, 17inches c0rk and strong like bull

(ladies, plis come get me if ucan handul it

You called. I'm at your service. Remember you promised to buy me a motorcycle

Nella why re u playin hard to get?

I am caring and loving and make a woman better, stronger and wiser.

Marhoski:

Nella why re u playin hard to get?

I don't understand

@Topic.

I am young, black, famous, intelligent, God's gift to women, potential millionaire, look handsome and I am ElRazur?

Damn, my CV looks strong.

baby.me:

LMAO at Cork

u are falling for mr cork.pity.am sure u are like him too

cos i'm so innocent

snthesis:

cos i'm so innocent

That is only a worthy attribute if you were a girl. for a man, prepare to be stepped on/over.

, or was that just sarcasm?

cos i'm the best thing that could ever happen to a girl really

EbonyEyes

please tell me that picture wasn't you - immediately I felt quite "light headedness and nauseous". can you say Jenny Craig? Slim Fast? Treadmill?

Did I mention I have a 17inches cork?

because am a Nigeriannnnnnnnnnnnnn

cos i am the best thing to ever happen to any man.
God's gift to mankind.

This is a good one.
But as usual the thread has turned to something else.

@topic,
Beats me cause I'm not 'datable' material.
I cannot be forced into that box, unfortunately for them.

care to be my gift

Obo Boco:

cos i am the best thing to ever happen to any man.
God's gift to mankind.

Hmn, I don't know what to say.  Though I'm more of an introvert, I feel a woman would love to date me because of my nice attitude, high creativity and intelligence.  I am just someone that does not like to be stereotyped or put into a box. I am a focused young man with strong dreams. Cheers.


www.vibes-extra..com

Its so simple. I am one in a billion people.

Topic: why would any1 want to date you?

Answer: I don't know O, help me ask dem O, b'cos me myself, i don taya with all dis nonsense already!

Upon say i be thief, 419, yahoo-yahoo, kidnapper, Ra-pist, womaniser, wyf beater, gurls stil flocks around me. Dey even roll dice amongst demselfs, n any1 dat rolls d highest number will bed me dat night! I'm freakin out with all dis rubbish, n i can't take it nomore, can som1 pls tell me what should i do to chase all doz gurls away?

Plus, i just met MR CORK's gurlfriend in a shoppin mall, n she promised to pass d nyt over with me tonyt, y me?

This should be a dude's only thread.

The answer to this question is reasonably obvious if you are a girl.

For me? You are safe. I wont kill you. Date me.

Nice topic for once.

Simply because I do not live a self-centred life. It is not all about the sex or the money. It is about companionship, friendship, that spontaneous excitement and that unpredictability to what I may possibly do next, the ability to listen even when she is talking her jargon, the ability to be the man that fixes things when it goes wrong, the ability to see beyond her nose and give my input without forcing my opinion on her. The ability to stay calm, loving and rise above any troubling situations. The list is simply endless.

Oh well, anyone can dream such innit?

I:

1. Am(yeah fucc it) fine in a universal sense.

2. Get brain small.

3. Have very harmless looks.

4. Conversate well.

5. Am funny.

6. Aint broke.

7. Command respect naturally.



This is being honest.

Cause i drive a range rover

johnterry4:

u are falling for mr cork.pity.am sure u are like him too

Did you take the drugs again? And why would someone date you

.

seriously yall, u guys have so much time on your hands,


Never knew Nairaland had some craigslist feature; posting an ad about yourself only that its directed to someone.

@op someone would date me because I'm good looking short and intelligent. I hope I try

I will be his salt of the earth and a calm before the storm

I'm THE ideal partner.

revomind:



1. Am(yeah fucc it) fine in a universal sense.

2. Get brain small.

3. Have very harmless looks.

4. Conversate well.

5. Am funny.

6. Aint broke.

7. Command respect naturally.



This is being honest.  

8. Bedroom Champion (even my calabar gf sef dey run)

The Money, The Car, The Sense of Humour and The Prospect in terms of future ambitions in that particular order even though i think it should be the reverse but the former has worked better for me.