I just remember this line from my ex yesterday and I started laughing at myself.

Me: Babe, but what is it that I didn't give in this relationship that you still have to cheat?

Babe: I am sorry, it's just 3 times that I had sex with him and I didn't even enjoy it because all I was thinking about was you. He was even angry when I told him to do what he wants to do I stand up he got angry. I can't enjoy sex with anybody but you.

Me: Really?

Iretii0511 don die I swear

Post yours let's have fun.

Me: i thought u said kelvin was ur cousin, how come u smooching ur own cousin? U a bloody liar.
Ex: im sorry... Actually kelvin is my cousin, i don't know what got over me....... I tot i was smooching u,ur face was all i could see... Im so sorry, he jazzed me.......
Me: *in my mind* Wakanda liar is this

I've never had sex please don't force me.
First attempt it was tight. After 9months close to a year she forced me to try again my heavy artillery entered once.
Me: baby what happened
Ex: I don't know maybe it's bcus am wet

It's the devil's work.
If devil ask you to put your hand inside fire will you do it?Oshi

nuelsam:
Me: i thought u said kelvin was ur cousin, how come u smooching ur own cousin? U a bloody liar.
Ex: im sorry... Actually kelvin is my cousin, i don't know what got over me....... I tot i was smooching u,ur face was all i could see... Im so sorry, he jazzed me.......
Me: *in my mind* Wakanda liar is this

I can relate baje

mykelswa:
I've never had sex please don't force me.
First attempt it was tight. After 9months close to a year she forced me to try again my heavy artillery entered once.
Me: baby what happened
Ex: I don't know maybe it's bcus am wet

Chai

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Me: babe so u lied to me abt hw u got ur new fone. U told me ur dad bought it for u whereas u fvcked Ri****" nd he bought u d fone.

Ex: babe i swear it was a very quick sex, i didnt even enjoy anything because i only did it for d money and his d*ick was tiny. Babe i swear

Me: YIMU!!! Jst quickly open d door nd leave my house.

Meanwhile i had more dan 4 babes

Here to read lies and....

chinchonglee:
Me: babe so u lied to me abt hw u got ur new fone. U told me ur dad bought it for u whereas u fvcked Ri****" nd he bought u d fone.

Ex: babe i swear it was a very quick sex, i didnt even enjoy anything because i only did it for d money and his d*ick was tiny. Babe i swear

Me: YIMU!!! Jst quickly open d door nd leave my house.

Meanwhile i had more dan 4 babes

So who is the real cheat now ??

Iretii0511:


There are lots of things I will like to discuss with you as regard this topic. Many personal things I can't say in a public forum like this as I really am a very private person. So I plead again, please let me send you the pm and we can have a real discussions on this. Somethings have been messing with my head and I want to share something with you.

thats how nitecrew(deactivated)
begged me only 4 a number ,only 2 run me into hell wt series of 419 ..
I want 2 stay here 4 long ,giving u my facebook details wl make me vulnerable to ur attack when we quarrel

Righ:



So who is the real cheat now ??

cheating is allowed but dnt get caught

Imagine. A woman will do everything for U to take her serious and when u do and give her full attention and she now knows u r into her,she will now start to open up for some other guy toasting her and enjoying the chase and responding to the guy even in ur present answering his calls codedly even by 10 -11pm and text chatting while u pretend like u don't know and she pretends like it's nothing always guarding her phone.
Now u understand this is her way of life.always wanting something good yet don't v the discipline to keep it.she needed u,cried and waited 4 u boom once u givein she starts fancing another chase!
Hint is, what attracts her is the moment of chase. But then a woman that has got to adulthood should know better and stop behaving like juvenile.
So when u marry her,question is: won't she cheat on u even when u r focused and faithful to her?

chinchonglee:
Me: babe so u lied to me abt hw u got ur new fone. U told me ur dad bought it for u whereas u fvcked Ri****" nd he bought u d fone.

Ex: babe i swear it was a very quick sex, i didnt even enjoy anything because i only did it for d money and his d*ick was tiny. Babe i swear

Me: YIMU!!! Jst quickly open d door nd leave my house.

Meanwhile i had more dan 4 babes

meeen this gotten rolling on the floor

also came to read lies and............

chinchonglee:
cheating is allowed but dnt get caught

it should never be allowed

Babe: Give me 30k to do me hair

He's my ex, he's married. I don't do married men.

I'm stingy with my body

He's too dirty for me

I don't like fair guys

Iretii0511:
I just remember this line from my ex yesterday and I started laughing at myself.

Me: Babe, but what is it that I didn't give in this relationship that you still have to cheat?

Babe: I am sorry, it's just 3 times that I had sex with him and I didn't even enjoy it because all I was thinking about was you. He was even angry when I told him to do what he wants to do I stand up he got angry. I can't enjoy sex with anybody but you.

Me: Really?

Iretii0511 don die I swear

Post yours let's have fun.

When I was 16 n a virgin I was kissing n just touching outside the clothes with my ex n he told me now I've turned him on if I don't have sex with him he will be in pain all night really bad pain cos he's hard n the only way to stop the pain is to let him.
Needless to say I lost my virginity that night;-(
I was very naive n worse my mum found out and I got in trouble lol

Mrscarter:


When I was 16 n a virgin I was kissing n just touching outside the clothes with my ex n he told me now I've turned him on if I don't have sex with him he will be in pain all night really bad pain cos he's hard n the only way to stop the pain is to let him.
Needless to say I lost my virginity that night;-(
I was very naive n worse my mum found out and I got in trouble lol

Eyaaa. That's part of the effect of our parents shying off of sex education early in life. It is well.

EngrKem:
Imagine. A woman will do everything for U to take her serious and when u do and give her full attention and she now knows u r into her,she will now start to open up for some other guy toasting her and enjoying the chase and responding to the guy even in ur present answering his calls codedly even by 10 -11pm and text chatting while u pretend like u don't know and she pretends like it's nothing always guarding her phone.
Now u understand this is her way of life.always wanting something good yet don't v the discipline to keep it.she needed u,cried and waited 4 u boom once u givein she starts fancing another chase!
Hint is, what attracts her is the moment of chase. But then a woman that has got to adulthood should know better and stop behaving like juvenile.
So when u marry her,question is: won't she cheat on u even when u r focused and faithful to her?

At least you have managed to understand a woman's nature to this extent. Congrats. Now it's left for you to make her keep doing those things she does for you to take her serious without you committing (taking her seriously)

Very simple like ABC

Me: What are u doing thr wt that guy?

Babe: She is my friend's boyfriend. I was there with him to keep him busy before my friend will arrive.

He mistakenly slide in his D
Babe i don’t even love the guy a bit.

Iretii0511:



Eyaaa. That's part of the effect of our parents shying off of sex education early in life. It is well.

Lol. Yeah I guess.