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My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Mekuze2(m): 3:33pm On May 18, 2019
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by ojun50(m): 3:36pm On May 18, 2019
Lala, seun pls delete dis rubbish

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by phelonrays: 3:36pm On May 18, 2019
try anal lipsrsealed

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Mekuze2(m): 3:39pm On May 18, 2019
ojun50:
Lala, seun pls delete dis rubbish
What is your problem?

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Mekuze2(m): 3:40pm On May 18, 2019
phelonrays:
try anal lipsrsealed
Abi? Is it sweet?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by MJBOLT: 4:13pm On May 18, 2019
this one is looking for an excuse to cheat

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by BLUEJAYY: 4:41pm On May 18, 2019
Vaginismus?
STIs?
Dry vajajay?
Enormous dick?

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by BLUEJAYY: 4:41pm On May 18, 2019
undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Oluromantic: 4:50pm On May 18, 2019
Pour palm oil inside before u put ur dick, d pain will reduce

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 4:58pm On May 18, 2019
Oluromantic:
Pour palm oil inside before u put ur dick, d pain will reduce

R. Blunt ,the guy is low key trying to say he has a huge manhood lipsrsealed


@ OP honestly if your pre intimacy game is good with a woman, She won't just be dripping she will be the one to force that meat in between your legs into her and she will ensure it stays inside until she is satisfied. undecided

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Mekuze2(m): 5:10pm On May 18, 2019
Twoclans:


R. Blunt ,the guy is low key trying to say he has a huge manhood lipsrsealed


@ OP honestly if your pre intimacy game is good with a woman, She won't just be dripping she will be the one to force that meat in between your legs into her and she will ensure it stays inside until she is satisfied. undecidedok good one...nice input



Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Mekuze2(m): 5:10pm On May 18, 2019
Thanks
Twoclans:


R. Blunt ,the guy is low key trying to say he has a huge manhood lipsrsealed


@ OP honestly if your pre intimacy game is good with a woman, She won't just be dripping she will be the one to force that meat in between your legs into her and she will ensure it stays inside until she is satisfied. undecided



Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by fox26: 5:30pm On May 18, 2019
Buy drugs for her problem. Otherwise smoke weed with her first. He vgna will have a lot of juicy and dripping wet

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Inhibitions: 5:46pm On May 18, 2019
phelonrays:
try anal lipsrsealed
Lol savage
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by phantom24: 6:12pm On May 18, 2019
aside ur size, STD is d major cause of such

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by ebonyggurl(f): 6:25pm On May 18, 2019
Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.

Calmly talk to her about seeing a doctor...could be an infection...or lack of adequate pre-intimacy

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by sainttwist1(m): 6:30pm On May 18, 2019
phelonrays:
try anal lipsrsealed
Jesu!!!!!!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by crackhouse(m): 7:17pm On May 18, 2019
She have infection. Be careful boy....

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by dreamwords: 7:22pm On May 18, 2019
phelonrays:
try anal lipsrsealed
What is anal
Do you mean a professional analyst ?

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by phelonrays: 7:31pm On May 18, 2019
dreamwords:

What is anal
Do you mean a professional analyst ?
analyst?? cheesygrin

bros this is romance section; get the post understood you'll get what am saying.... smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 7:50pm On May 18, 2019
Have you tried using screw driver. It seems like a nut is stucked in there.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Inhibitions: 7:59pm On May 18, 2019
dreamwords:

What is anal
Do you mean a professional analyst ?
A 12 year old is about to lose his innocence.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 8:22pm On May 18, 2019
Twoclans:


R. Blunt ,the guy is low key trying to say he has a huge manhood lipsrsealed


@ OP honestly if your pre intimacy game is good with a woman, She won't just be dripping she will be the one to force that meat in between your legs into her and she will ensure it stays inside until she is satisfied. undecided



pls what do women want in pre intimacy
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 8:33pm On May 18, 2019
She is probably a naive
Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Mekuze2(m): 9:02pm On May 18, 2019
blissgregory:
She is probably a naive
how?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by blackgold2018(m): 9:06pm On May 18, 2019
blissgregory:
She is probably a naive
ur personal text says u @uniuyo. Please hv u guys started exams?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 9:07pm On May 18, 2019
It could be dat she hardly ve sex or a novice or maybe she doesnt luv sex
Mekuze2:
how?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 18, 2019
We will start on 27th
blackgold2018:
ur personal text says u @uniuyo. Please hv u guys started exams?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by blackgold2018(m): 9:16pm On May 18, 2019
blissgregory:
We will start on 27th
ok thanks
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by trueking: 9:55pm On May 18, 2019
Small children, instead make Una dey read books, Una dey chop adult food

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by olas24u(f): 10:25pm On May 18, 2019
She might have been circumcised or other problems ,she needs the doctors.

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