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10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by Imoh555(m): 12:42pm On Jun 02, 2019
10 Things that will happen when you leave Nigeria for the developed world (parts of Europe, USA, Canada, Australia, Japan, South Korea and Singapore, etc)

1. Your prayer points will drop drastically, not because you can't pray anymore but because some things don't need prayers to get done e.g a job, you need qualifications! You'll be praying much less about things in general!
2. Your hidden, untapped talents and potentials will be unveiled.
3. You will realize that 95% of your religious leaders and self acclaimed men of God are thieves and liars.
4. You will also realize that 99% of your political office holders are hardened and dangerous criminals.
5. You will realize that the problems of Nigeria are majorly RELIGION and POLITICS followed by lack of proper education and enlightenment!
6. You will discover the true meaning of living and quality of life!
7. You will be exposed to simplicity and understand that having it all is not really ideal!
8. You will be less greedy!
9. You will start seeing things differently!
10. You will be happier and more contented..!!!

These are Facts!


Emmanuel Kings

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Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by kingralph(m): 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2019
Emmanuel its like you have you have been abrosd
Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by h20water(m): 5:07pm On Jun 02, 2019
You will also fine out that none of them is free

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Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2019
cheesy u also wont encounter fulani herdsmen or power outages or those disturbing generator noises.

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Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by Deepfeel(m): 5:34pm On Jun 02, 2019
That's just the positive side of it, give us the negative side too undecided

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Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by lilmax(m): 6:15pm On Jun 02, 2019
yea

you'll find out you're free to marry trees, dogs

you'll find out you're free to remove your dik

you'll find out you're free to walk nake.d as a woman and get arrested as a man doing the same thing

you can lie about being raped and the whole world will believe you

you can also slap a man too because you're a woman
Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jun 02, 2019
h20water:
You will also fine out that none of them is free

Didn't realize they were free in Nigeria. Lol.
Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by Burgerlomo: 7:43pm On Jun 02, 2019
No annoying generator noise and no shouting up NEPA abi wetin be their name sef upandan cool
Re: 10 Things That Will Happen When You Leave Nigeria For The Developed World by ednut1(m): 8:21pm On Jun 02, 2019
Same way i felt in 2005 when i enter uk. I concluded 9ja was doomed

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