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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 9:04am On Jun 16, 2019
jesusjnr:
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MrPresident1:
Booking space grin
No mind that one, instead make hin sabi go book space for heaven, na here you go see am instead dey bin book space
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 9:05am On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff chicken who dey teach you Hausa language? Na wah o. There will be sex in heaven. All the people who commit abomination and all the people spreading abomination would have been eliminated by that time.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.



MuttleyLaff:
Cheyyyii, you bin laugh instead to correct the "alakoba ma koba mi" say lust no dey heaven. All that "radarada" nonsense no dey for heaven nau.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 9:10am On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
MuttleyLaff chicken who dey teach you Hausa language? Na wah o. There will be sex in heaven. All the people who commit abomination and all the people spreading abomination would have been eliminated by that time.
You are always that wannabe prophet confused.com person, where you come see hausa for everything wey dey ground so ehn?

Na soso fail prophecies upon fail somersaulted prophecies and talking rubbish, you only sabi "Emi o raye oshi ẹ loni" loosely translated means "I dont have time for your nonsense this morning"
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Nobody: 9:12am On Jun 16, 2019
^^^^^Lies, lies, and habitual liars above me.

I'm sure the homosexual apologist with also agree the OP that would be homo "sex" in heaven, Lol! grin

Sex in heaven KO homo sex in heaven ni!
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 9:13am On Jun 16, 2019
You are really trying with this your Hausa o cheesy grin. You are even writing pidgin, kwa? O ga o.

MuttleyLaff:
You are always that wannabe prophet confused.com person, where you come see hausa for everything wey dey ground so ehn?

Na soso fail prophecies upon fail somersaulted prophecies you only sabi "Emi o raye oshi ẹ loni" loosely translated means "I dont have time for your nonsense this morning"
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 9:18am On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
You are really trying with this your Hausa o cheesy grin. You are even writing pidgin, kwa? O ga o.

I told you you're confused. You are more confused than a chameleon dropped into a bag of skittles. Where you see hausa for matter on ground. You this sex-starved bad energy false prophet misjiving all over the forum. Sex kọ, flex ni.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 9:27am On Jun 16, 2019
jesusjnr:
^^^^^Lies, lies, and habitual liars above me.
I'm sure the homosexual apologist with also agree the OP that would be homo "sex" in heaven, Lol! grin
Sex in heaven KO homo sex in heaven ni!
Ad hominem ehn?
ElPresidente, come ma carry ya brother jesusjnr comot here ooo, because with dis hin homophobia, las, las, na straight to hell bin dat ooo. You go, go directly to hell, you dont pass GO, and dont collect $200.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 9:30am On Jun 16, 2019
There will be sex in heaven, simple thing like this you should know na. But the thing is, all the abominable people will not make heaven, they will all be destroyed grin

MuttleyLaff:
I told you you're confused. You are more confused than a chameleon dropped into a bag of skittles. Where you see hausa for matter on ground. You this sex-starved bad energy false prophet misjiving all over the forum. Sex kọ, flex ni.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 9:34am On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff chicken and jesusjnr belong to the same group, both of una na same same people una be grin. All the abominable people will be destroyed, they will not partake of the goodies of heaven grin

MuttleyLaff:
Ad hominem ehn?
ElPresidente, come ma carry ya brother jesusjnr comot here ooo, because with dis hin homophobia, las, las, na straight to hell bin dat ooo. You go, go directly to hell, you dont pass GO, and dont collect $200.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 9:52am On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
There will be sex in heaven, simple thing like this you should know na. But the thing is, all the abominable people will not make heaven, they will all be destroyed grin
"Alaye, you go school nah, shebi o kawe, shebi o mọ iwe" loosely translated means "Big man, you attended college, didnt you. I thought you're literate, thought you read the Bible and books". Listen, there can never be sex in heaven because of the simple and glaring fact that, there isnt male and female in heaven. Besides, everything you see or experience on earth, is just a shadow, as in, are copies of real things in heaven. What we will enjoy and experience in heaven will surpass sex and be better than all this overrated sex, you MrPresident1 put on head like shrimp.

MrPresident1, if you are someone like TV01, who regularly gets laid or you got laid last night, you wouldn't behave and/or be talking this way. You are a sex starved big mofo. Abeggy go siddon in a corner somewhere jaare and go jack your nuts off, to release your tension, before you turn into "onye ara" because of sexual frustrations

MrPresident1:
MuttleyLaff chicken and jesusjnr belong to the same group, both of una na same same people una be grin. All the abominable people will be destroyed, they will not partake of the goodies of heaven grin
MrPresident1, you and your broda, jesusjnr, belong in the same group. Una both like to talk like someone wey bin like say hin don smoke Oshogbo "gbana" and just as I earlier said, las, las, because of that, na straight to hell bin dat for both of una. Una go, go directly to hell, una nefa go pass GO, and no go collect $200. This will not be una portion though, if una both repent sha. Make nobody say dem bin curse una.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 12:08pm On Jun 16, 2019
There will be no gay sex in heaven and there will be no homosexuality. All people who practice abomination will be destroyed by GOD. GOD will also punish all those people who are wilfully and deliberately promoting abominations, they twist the sacred word to say what it is not saying, all the people who do these these things have no place or part in the heaven that GOD is bringing presently.

In heaven, we will be male and female and we will be like angels. GOD will dwell with us right here on this earth, his tabernacle will be with us forever.

At the very least, four beautiful, capable and independent women will take hold of one man.
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
There will be no gay sex in heaven and there will be no homosexuality. All people who practice abomination will be destroyed by GOD. GOD will also punish all those people who are wilfully and deliberately promoting abominations, they twist the sacred word to say what it is not saying, all the people who do these these things have no place or part in the heaven that GOD is bringing presently.

In heaven, we will be male and female and we will be like angels. GOD will dwell with us right here on this earth, his tabernacle will be with us forever.

At the very least, four beautiful, capable and independent women will take hold of one man.
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Ishilove, please come hold this your broda comot here ooo. "Abi, iru pala pala, wo leleyi, gan" sef. I thought it was Oshogbo "gbana" but it looks like its FLAKKA he's actually high on

Please jor, come tell your wayward and waanabe prophet, with turn after turn somersaulted failed predictions MrPresident1, that there will be no gay sex in heaven, as there will be no homosexuality up there, just as much as there will be no male and female sex and vice versa, in heaven as there will be no male and female because we'll become like angels who have no sex or gender

Our sexual appetites and/or sexual desires of this world, soon to become former, will give way to higher and infinitely more gratifying delights in the new world to come

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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 1:44pm On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff chicken, you are speaking good Hausa o grin who is teaching you Hausa, and you are speaking pidgin English too grin. You open your mouth to call my prophecies failed? This is the sealing of my conclusion on who you are cheesy.

THERE WILL BE NO GAY SEX IN HEAVEN. All the people who are practicing and promoting abomination will partake of the second death, their punishment will be forever.

For record purposes, no prophecy of mine has ever failed, they turned out to be epochs and road markers in the continuous understanding of the sacred word.

There will be sex in heaven, and we will give birth to children in heaven.


MuttleyLaff:
Ishilove, please come hold this your broda comot here ooo. "Abi, iru pala pala, wo leleyi, gan" sef. I thought it was Oshogbo "gbana" but it looks like its FLAKKA he's actually high on

Please jor, come tell your wayward and waanabe prophet, with turn after turn somersaulted failed predictions MrPresident1, that there will be no gay sex in heaven, as there will be no homosexuality up there, just as much as there will be no male and female sex and vice versa, in heaven as there will be no male and female because we'll become like angels who have no sex or gender

Our sexual appetites and/or sexual desires of this world, soon to become former, will give way to higher and infinitely more gratifying delights in the new world to come
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 2:32pm On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
MuttleyLaff chicken, you are speaking good Hausa o grin who is teaching you Hausa, and you are speaking pidgin English too grin. You open your mouth to call my prophecies failed? This is the sealing of my conclusion on who you are cheesy.

THERE WILL BE NO GAY SEX IN HEAVEN. All the people who are practicing and promoting abomination will partake of the second death, their punishment will be forever.

For record purposes, no prophecy of mine has ever failed, they turned out to be epochs and road markers in the continuous understanding of the sacred word.

There will be sex in heaven, and we will give birth to children in heaven.
Shey NEPA take light for your eyes ni?. Dis one no know momoh. Don't pretend because you're nothing more than a first grade mumu glorified guesser, you dis self styled, self-appointed, self-titled wannabe prophet. Dis no be fight ooo but I am just saying ni. "Wọn oni koba ẹ" but you wicked ooo, you just dey carry mouth anyhow, you wake up today again, begin to misyarn upandan the forum. School dem tell make una go, book dem say make una read, lokatew, simple comment wey pesin put in posts, nefa enter your "konkoro" head, na just to parrot and repeat yourself nonsense you sabi. Abeggy go get refund for the money, ya parents use send una go school jaare
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 2:45pm On Jun 16, 2019
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.


Oya, situate this verse in context and explain

MuttleyLaff:
Shey nepa take light for your eyes ni?. Dis one no know momoh. Don't pretend because you're nothing more than a first grade mumu glorified guesser, you dis self styled, self-appointed, self-titled wannabe prophet. Dis no be fight ooo but I am just saying ni. "Wọn oni koba ẹ" but you wicked ooo, you just dey carry mouth anyhow, you wake up today again, begin to misyarn upandan the forum. School dem tell make una go, book dem say make una read, lokatew, simple comment wey pesin put in posts, nefa enter your "konkoro" head, na just to parrot and repeat yourself nonsense you sabi. Abeggy go get refund for the money, ya parents use send una go school jaare
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 2:56pm On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.


Oya, situate this verse in context and explain

In context, it talks of the scarcity of men because of war and the like, simples, but I dont have your time, "mi o raye osi bẹ yẹn" loosely translated means "I have no time for nonsense like that", "ma lọ waste time mi, time se koko" loosely translated means "dont be going wasting my time, time is precious to me"
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 4:11pm On Jun 16, 2019
You are a lying bloody chicken. It is the same 'I don't have your time' line that another idiot Babylonian gave earlier while throwing a subtle jab of 'no reproach in heaven'.

You have time to be stoutly defending homosexuality and twisting the Bible in propagating heresy, butyou don't have time to situate context of a simple Bible verse? Where is the war in that chapter?

Hausa speaking Babylonian.

MuttleyLaff:
In context, it talks of the scarcity of men because of war and the like, simples, but I dont have your time, "mi o raye osi bẹ yẹn" loosely translated means "I have no time for nonsense like that", "ma lọ waste time mi, time se koko" loosely translated means "dont be going wasting my time, time is precious to me"
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 4:34pm On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:
You are a lying bloody chicken. It is the same 'I don't have your time' line that another idiot Babylonian gave earlier while throwing a subtle jab of 'no reproach in heaven'.

You have time to be stoutly defending homosexuality and twisting the Bible in propagating heresy, butyou don't have time to situate context of a simple Bible verse? Where is the war in that chapter?

Hausa speaking Babylonian.
The gospel MrPresident1, the good news MrPresident1, is not LGBT (Let God Burn Them) nor is it LGBTQ (Let God Burn Them Quickly), but the gospel is Let God Be Truth (LGBT) and every man, a liar, it is Life Gets Better Together (LGBT) for the common good and well being of all of us as a whole, the moment we realise and recognise that every human being, regardless of sexual orientation, shouldnt be singled out, to bear, take or suffer the brunt of discrimination, hatred, violence, fear of their lives etcetera. They deserve a safe and supportive environment to live in peace and harmony within the community and be made out, to become unloved, victims, marginalised, ostracised, discriminated against, bullied, beaten up, shunned, abused, maltreated, mistreated, shamed, abandoned, feel unsafe, imprisoned, rejected, have fear for their lives, etcetera. Meanwhile LGBTQ people, as we speak, are still being discriminated against, bullied, beaten up, shamed, abandoned, imprisoned, rejected and fear for their lives.

Now, MrPresident1, why would anyone or even you, want to get in the way of two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, who love each other and want to be together with each other, for the rest of their lives, huh?

MrPresident1, can you please tell how two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour is affecting you, except you have a disorder called homophobia, hmm? Thank God, that's sometimes curable, but only if you want to be cured of it.

MrPresident1, telling lies, misinterpreting the bible and wanting to hurt same sex relationship people in any way possible is the delight of homophobics, who read the Bible without background information and/or cultural context. It is their nature to avoid hard work of any kind wherever possible.

https://www.nairaland.com/5221576/deconstructing-lies-myth-consensual-adult/14#79358447
MrPresident1, here is one, since 48hrs ago, we've been waiting for the OkCornel response to the pleasantly and exciting request in the above URL link.

MrPresident1, it was about finding out the true and original meaning of the words "porneia" and "arsenokoites", both in 1 Timothy 1:10 and then, another one, like, "malakoi/malakos", that is in 1 Corinthians 6:9, along with "porneia" and "arsenokoites", the two earlier mentioned to be in 1 Timothy 1:10, before the lies they are now and currently are stating them to be, though they arent at all so. OkCornel has done an AWOL and gone non-communicative schtum

MrPresident1, you wan hear word, and I'll gif you word plenty, pikin wey no gree gently receive home training for house, na for outside hin go receive am.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by dalaman: 5:10pm On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:


Simple thing you cannot understand, you are calling igbo. Anyway dalaman, weewee man wink cheesy this our friend needs you o

grin cheesy
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 6:01pm On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff chicken, all these long long turanci because of gay, homosexuality and LGBT? Not a single Bible verse? A load of rotten nonsense!

Now hear the Bible conclusion on LGBT, including its judgement on its proponents, practitioners and promoters

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Punishment?

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Muttleylaff chicken, you are a purveyor and promoter of abomination, it means you are abominable. It means you will have your part in the second death.

Damned Hausa speaking babylonian.

MuttleyLaff:
The gospel MrPresident1, the good news MrPresident1, is not LGBT (Let God Burn Them) nor is it LGBTQ (Let God Burn Them Quickly), but the gospel is Let God Be Truth (LGBT) and every man, a liar, it is Life Gets Better Together (LGBT) for the common good and well being of all of us as a whole, the moment we realise and recognise that every human being, regardless of sexual orientation, shouldnt be singled out, to bear, take or suffer the brunt of discrimination, hatred, violence, fear of their lives etcetera. They deserve a safe and supportive environment to live in peace and harmony within the community and be made out, to become unloved, victims, marginalised, ostracised, discriminated against, bullied, beaten up, shunned, abused, maltreated, mistreated, shamed, abandoned, feel unsafe, imprisoned, rejected, have fear for their lives, etcetera. Meanwhile LGBTQ people, as we speak, are still being discriminated against, bullied, beaten up, shamed, abandoned, imprisoned, rejected and fear for their lives.

Now, MrPresident1, why would anyone or even you, want to get in the way of two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, who love each other and want to be together with each other, for the rest of their lives, huh?

MrPresident1, can you please tell how two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour is affecting you, except you have a disorder called homophobia, hmm? Thank God, that's sometimes curable, but only if you want to be cured of it.

MrPresident1, telling lies, misinterpreting the bible and wanting to hurt same sex relationship people in any way possible is the delight of homophobics, who read the Bible without background information and/or cultural context. It is their nature to avoid hard work of any kind wherever possible.

https://www.nairaland.com/5221576/deconstructing-lies-myth-consensual-adult/14#79358447
MrPresident1, here is one, since 48hrs ago, we've been waiting for the OkCornel response to the pleasantly and exciting request in the above URL link.

MrPresident1, it was about finding out the true and original meaning of the words "porneia" and "arsenokoites", both in 1 Timothy 1:10 and then, another one, like, "malakoi/malakos", that is in 1 Corinthians 6:9, along with "porneia" and "arsenokoites", the two earlier mentioned to be in 1 Timothy 1:10, before the lies they are now and currently are stating them to be, though they arent at all so. OkCornel has done an AWOL and gone non-communicative schtum

MrPresident1, you wan hear word, and I'll gif you word plenty, pikin wey no gree gently receive home training for house, na for outside hin go receive am.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Bejusttoall: 7:45pm On Jun 16, 2019
Op, restrict yourself from spreading heresy.

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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Bejusttoall: 7:50pm On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
The gospel MrPresident1, the good news MrPresident1, is not LGBT (Let God Burn Them) nor is it LGBTQ (Let God Burn Them Quickly), but the gospel is Let God Be Truth (LGBT) and every man, a liar, it is Life Gets Better Together (LGBT) for the common good and well being of all of us as a whole, the moment we realise and recognise that every human being, regardless of sexual orientation, shouldnt be singled out, to bear, take or suffer the brunt of discrimination,
hatred, violence, fear of their lives etcetera. They deserve a safe and supportive environment to live in peace and harmony within the community and be made out, to become unloved, victims, marginalised, ostracised, discriminated against, bullied, beaten up, shunned, abused, maltreated, mistreated, shamed, abandoned, feel unsafe, imprisoned, rejected, have fear for their lives, etcetera. Meanwhile LGBTQ people, as we speak, are still being discriminated against, bullied, beaten up, shamed, abandoned, imprisoned, rejected and fear for their lives.

Now, MrPresident1, why would anyone or even you, want to get in the way of two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, who love each other and want to be together with each other, for the rest of their lives, huh?

MrPresident1, can you please tell how two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour is affecting you, except you have a disorder called homophobia, hmm? Thank God, that's sometimes curable, but only if you want to be cured of it.

MrPresident1, telling lies, misinterpreting the bible and wanting to hurt same sex relationship people in any way possible is the delight of homophobics, who read the Bible without background information and/or cultural context. It is their nature to avoid hard work of any kind wherever possible.

https://www.nairaland.com/5221576/deconstructing-lies-myth-consensual-adult/14#79358447
MrPresident1, here is one, since 48hrs ago, we've been waiting for the OkCornel response to the pleasantly and exciting request in the above URL link.

MrPresident1, it was about finding out the true and original meaning of the words "porneia" and "arsenokoites", both in 1 Timothy 1:10 and then, another one, like, "malakoi/malakos", that is in 1 Corinthians 6:9, along with "porneia" and "arsenokoites", the two earlier mentioned to be in 1 Timothy 1:10, before the lies they are now and currently are stating them to be, though they arent at all so. OkCornel has done an AWOL and gone non-communicative schtum

MrPresident1, you wan hear word, and I'll gif you word plenty, pikin wey no gree gently receive home training for house, na for outside hin go receive am.

Hmmm, all this long post to support gay nd likes?
What will be your reaction if your son bring home a guy for marriage?
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 7:53pm On Jun 16, 2019
Bejusttoall:
Op, restrict yourself from spreading heresy.

This thread is for people who want to know what is inside the Bible. It is providing snippets of the enjoyment in store for heaven bound people
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 7:56pm On Jun 16, 2019
Bejusttoall:
Hmmm, all this long post to support gay nd likes?
What will be your reaction if your son bring home a guy for marriage?
In light of all you've read above, what do you expect my reaction to be
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Bejusttoall: 8:01pm On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
In light of all you've read above, what do you expect my reaction to be

So you will gladly accept him as your potential wife to your son!
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Bejusttoall: 8:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
MrPresident1:


This thread is for people who want to know what is inside the Bible. It is providing snippets of the enjoyment in store for heaven bound people

Really! So having sex in heaven is one of the things to enjoy in heaven!
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MuttleyLaff: 8:06pm On Jun 16, 2019
Bejusttoall:
So you will gladly accept him as your potential wife to your son!
Yes, I'll gladly accept him as a faithful, caring, kind, loving until death do them part, committed partner to my son. How about you? What's your reaction going to be? What will you do?
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 10:22pm On Jun 16, 2019
In heaven, we will be like angels but we will still be men and women, and we will bear children.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 2:28pm On Jun 17, 2019
Why do you find it hard to believe me? All you need to do is situate Isaiah 4:1 in the right context, that is, the verse is a post judgment, post rapture, post return of Jesus verse. it is not an end time verse.

Just read.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 5:28pm On Jun 17, 2019
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

Isaiah 11:6
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

Isaiah
11:8 And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.

Revelation 21:1-3
And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
3 And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God


Just read.

When Jesus returns and the old heaven and the old earth has passed away God himself shall dwell with us. The tabernacle of God will be with men who have become like angels. While we are still men and women, we have become incorruptible with superhuman powers.

In the kingdom of God, there will be sucking children, there will be waning children, there will be little children.

The question may arise that our ages will freeze forever in the kingdom of heaven? No. We will grow in age in the kingdom of heaven.

Isaiah 65:22
They shall not build, and another inhabit; they shall not plant, and another eat: for as the days of a tree are the days of my people, and mine elect shall long enjoy the work of their hands.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by johnw47: 12:31am On Jun 18, 2019
MrPresident1:
MuttleyLaff chicken, you are speaking good Hausa o grin who is teaching you Hausa, and you are speaking pidgin English too grin. You open your mouth to call my prophecies failed? This is the sealing of my conclusion on who you are cheesy.

THERE WILL BE NO GAY SEX IN HEAVEN. All the people who are practicing and promoting abomination will partake of the second death, their punishment will be forever.

For record purposes, no prophecy of mine has ever failed, they turned out to be epochs and road markers in the continuous understanding of the sacred word.

There will be sex in heaven, and we will give birth to children in heaven.




false prophet™ false christian pres1
you cannot stop lying like most false christians, and you so easily fool yourself
you indeed are a false prophet, here are just some of your false prophecies oh deluded one:

false prophet pres1, you said in 2014:

MrPresident1:


The time of Jacob's trouble has ended. It is Esau's turn to taste of the wrath, the clouds are now gathered over the skies of heaven. Christ will come in these clouds, shortly. wink


false prophet pres1 you also said in 2014:

MrPresident1:


The time is fixed. Jacob's trouble is ended! The final trump will sound circa September 25, 2014.

false prophet pres1 you said in 2015:

MrPresident1:

In about 15 days time, the marriage supper of the Lamb of God will take place. God, who is eternally invisible but has given all His essence to His son Jesus Christ, so if you see the Son you have seen the Father, will be returning to re-marry His wife Israel. Revelation 19:7-9, Mathew 22:2

MrPresident1:
Jesus is coming at Rosh Hashanah 2017.

Confirm!

MrPresident1:
Has anyone heard of the Revelation 12 sign? grin it will happen on 1st of Tishri 2017, 23rd September. shocked shocked






Mat_7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

2Pe_2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

Mat_15:19 For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:

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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 5:22pm On Jun 18, 2019
johnw47:

false prophet™ false christian pres1
you cannot stop lying like most false christians, and you so easily fool yourself
you indeed are a false prophet, here are just some of your false prophecies oh deluded one:
false prophet pres1, you said in 2014:
false prophet pres1 you also said in 2014:
false prophet pres1 you said in 2015:

Mat_7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

2Pe_2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

Mat_15:19 For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:



John, Thanks for the reminder. Imagine, I have been on this since 2014 shocked shocked shocked.

Just to answer your drivel, John did you do elementary mathematics in school? For example when you have to solve for x in an equation. If you do not know the value of x and you are given a umber of values that could be possibly be x, by substituting x for any of the values, you will eventually get the value that corresponds to the value of x.

The Bible indeed says no man knows the day or hour that the son of man will come, but like the typical person, I did not seat on my butt to say bla bla bla, I researched, because...

Proverbs 25:2
It is the glory of God to conceal a thing: but the honour of kings is to search out a matter.


Since 2014, I have made tremendous progress in getting to know more and more about God and his sacred word. I am literally soaring now, while people like you have not even started crawling.

Because I did not sit on my butt today the scriptures is fulfilled in me

Psalm 119:99
I have more understanding than all my teachers: for thy testimonies are my meditation.


As a parting shot, see the wailing of Jeremiah

Jeremiah 25:3
From the thirteenth year of Josiah the son of Amon king of Judah, even unto this day, that is the three and twentieth year, the word of the LORD hath come unto me, and I have spoken unto you, rising early and speaking; but ye have not hearkened.

Jeremiah 20:7
O LORD, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived: thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me.


John, continue grin

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