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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 11:25pm On Oct 29, 2021
1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Out of the abundant evil and mischief of their hearts they devised a doctrine of rapture of mysterious disappearances. Let me tell you loud clear and plain, no one is disappearing to anywhere, our eyes shall behold the end of satan and all his bastard dogs. We shall be changed, we are not disappearing to anywhere. If anyone tellsyou we are disappearing, that person is a liar and an ignoramus
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 10:55pm On Apr 18, 2022
Isaiah 40:10-11
10 Behold, the Lord God will come with strong hand, and his arm shall rule for him: behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
11 He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.

Those that are with young means those that are pregnant and those with babies, abi? This is a post-resurrection/post rapture verse, when God has restored everything to its original state.

The young will come by sex. Do not allow satan's useless toothless and hopeless dogs to deceive you
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 11:07pm On Apr 18, 2022
Many Christians don't even want Jesus to return because they they feel that if he returns that is the end to all their aspirations; end of marriage, end of sex, no more craving to buy Lexus or Lamborghini, bla bla bla and the only thing we will be doing till eternity is shouting Hallelujah

So in their heart of hearts, they are really praying that Jesus would not return soon.

There will be no marriages in heaven, but there will be plenty of sex to replenish the earth, people will have fulfilling work, there will be no more slavery. We will not be literally shouting Hallelujah for all eternity, but all our actions will be giving praises to God continually

Matthew 22:30
King James Version
30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Heaven is right here on his earth, it is a condition of the presence of God. Angels of God in heaven means Angels of God right here on this earth but living above all the wahala and problems of this satan dominated soon ending/already ended epoch
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 7:36am On Aug 26, 2022
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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 12:20pm On Aug 26, 2022
MrPresident1:
The Bible says that there was a time the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that they were very fair. Who are these sons of God? They are the angels

Job 1:6
Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.

Job 2:1
Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD.

Job 38:7
When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?

These angels who were in the presence of God saw that the daughters of men were very fair, they came down and married them.
The Bible never taught that angles came down to marry the daughters of men. This is the teachings of men.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 11:15am On Aug 27, 2022
tctrills:
The Bible never taught that angles came down to marry the daughters of men. This is the teachings of men.
Angles or Angels? olodo
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 12:11pm On Aug 27, 2022
MrPresident1:
Angles or Angels? olodo
You are right I made a mistake but angels never came to sleep with women. At least not in the bible.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 2:10pm On Aug 27, 2022
tctrills:
You are right I made a mistake but angels never came to sleep with women. At least not in the bible.
Genesis 6:2 King James Version 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. Explain his verse
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2022
MrPresident1:
Genesis 6:2 King James Version 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. Explain his verse
It says sons of God, not Angels. Are we not the Children of God? In the entire bible, angels have not been described as the sons of God. But Man has been called the sons of God.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 3:41pm On Aug 27, 2022
tctrills:

It says sons of God, not Angels. Are we not the Children of God? In the entire bible, angels have not been described as the sons of God. But Man has been called the sons of God.
Luke 3:38
King James Version

38 Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.. This is Adam being called the son of God. Now, tell me, is Adam an Angel?
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 5:42pm On Aug 27, 2022
MrPresident1:
Luke 3:38
King James Version

38 Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.. This is Adam being called the son of God. Now, tell me, is Adam an Angel?
That's my point, when the bible speaks of the sons of God, it does not imply angels. We are the sons of God. The Bible did not call angels the sons of God. So when you read the Sons of God, the Bible is usually talking about righteous men of God. Adam was called a son of God. Solomon was called a son of God. The children of Isreal were called the Children of God and even new testament Christians are called sons of God. Not once were angels referred to as the sons of God.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 6:59pm On Aug 27, 2022
tctrills:
That's my point, when the bible speaks of the sons of God, it does not imply angels. We are the sons of God. The Bible did not call angels the sons of God. So when you read the Sons of God, the Bible is usually talking about righteous men of God. Adam was called a son of God. Solomon was called a son of God. The children of Isreal were called the Children of God and even new testament Christians are called sons of God. Not once were angels referred to as the sons of God.
Sons of God does not imply angels to you because you do not know the meaning of the word ''Angel''. Go and check the meaning of the word 'Angel'. When you have found the meaning, relate it with the MESSAGE and command to Adam 'to go and multiply and replenish the earth' Genesis 1:28. Adam is called the son of God, is he an angel or not? Meanwhile, it is Israel not Isreal
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 7:28pm On Aug 27, 2022
MrPresident1:
Sons of God does not imply angels to you because you do not know the meaning of the word ''Angel''. Go and check the meaning of the word 'Angel'. When you have found the meaning, relate it with the MESSAGE and command to Adam 'to go and multiply and replenish the earth' Genesis 1:28. Adam is called the son of God, is he an angel or not? Meanwhile, it is Israel not Isreal
Adam is not an angel and Angels reside in heaven. The children of Israel were not angels. Even with your logic, it implies that angels from heaven did not have to come down to sleep with women. It could have been your angel Adam and co.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 8:01pm On Aug 27, 2022
tctrills:

Adam is not an angel and Angels reside in heaven. The children of Israel were not angels. Even with your logic, it implies that angels from heaven did not have to come down to sleep with women. It could have been your angel Adam and co.
Guy you are just arguing without knowledge. Let me save you, Angel means Messenger.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 8:30pm On Aug 27, 2022
MrPresident1:
Guy you are just arguing without knowledge. Let me save you, Angel means Messenger.
Oga the messenger in your office is not an angel. Again, when God said he created man a little less than the angels, he was referring to heavenly beings and not your angel Adam or angel Moses or angel Adeboye.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 10:58pm On Aug 27, 2022
Song of Solomon 7:7-9
King James Version

7 This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.

8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;

9 And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 9:17pm On Nov 12, 2022
MrPresident1:
Psalm 89:29
[29] His seed also will I make to endure for ever, and his throne as the days of heaven.

Isaiah 4:1-2 KJV
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach. [2] In that day shall the branch of the LORD be beautiful and glorious, and the fruit of the earth shall be excellent and comely for them that are escaped of Israel.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 7:53am On Nov 13, 2022
Psalm 89:29
[29] His seed also will I make to endure for ever, and his throne as the days of heaven.

You see this psalm verse above, if you start reading from verse 19, you will see it is talking about a certain David that God will raise to save his people and succour them. Then you get to verse 29 and it tells you that his reign will be as the days of heaven

Isaiah 4:1-2 KJV
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach. [2] In that day shall the branch of the LORD be beautiful and glorious, and the fruit of the earth shall be excellent and comely for them that are escaped of Israel.

Now you see this passage, it is a post-judgment verse because it is talking about the escaped of Israel. Who are the escaped of Israel? The people that escaped or survived judgment day, the elect and spared of the LORD. So post-judgment day when David reigns in Jerusalem, when everything ids beautiful and glorious, at least seven beautiful intelligent and independent ladies, who actually don't need a man for anything, will come to one man and say we have everything, just let us be called by your name so as to take away our reproach. In this kingdom and days of heaven, it will be a reproach for a woman not to have a man over her

Isaiah 13:11-12 KJV
And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible. [12] I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.

After the judgment, a man will become the most expensive commodity, more precious than the gold of Ophir

So if you want to participate in the days of heaven, today is the day of your repentance, consecration, and rededication to the LORD.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 8:11am On Nov 13, 2022
You're afraid of heaven that'll be boring where we'll be singing hallelujah forever in white robes? A very boring eternity? grin

It is the lie of Satan and his demonic and hopeless dogs. This lie was believed, spread and perpetuated during the days of ignorance

Heaven will be right here on this earth. We will procreate and give birth to children, we will multiply and fill the earth. The only thing we will miss in the new heaven on earth that God is creating is Satan (and his hopeless dogs)

No pain, no disease, no illness, no sorrow, no starvation, no poverty, a glorious new earth filled only with blessings and prosperity.

This old earth governed by Satan and his hopeless dogs will have passed away and will not even be remembered in the new heaven ruled gloriously by David
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by tctrills: 8:36am On Nov 13, 2022
MrPresident1:
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

This verse has been taken out of context because people did not realise that this verse is not talking about end times, it is talking about the aftermath of the return of Jesus, when Israel is redeemed, after the Day of Judgment. The key to this is in verse 4

Isaiah 4:4
When the Lord shall have washed away the filth of the daughters of Zion, and shall have purged the blood of Jerusalem from the midst thereof by the spirit of judgment, and by the spirit of burning.

Isaiah 1:27
Zion shall be redeemed with judgment, and her converts with righteousness.

As you can see, when we relate Isaiah 4:4 with Isaiah 1:27 we can get an understanding of Isaiah 4:1. We can successfully locate the context of Isaiah 4:1 not as an end time verse but a post judgment, post rapture, post coming of Jesus verse.

The redemption of zion will be in judgment
The Lord earned against people like you who would add to the word of God. There in nothing like rapture Christianity. Stop introducing pagan worship into Christianity.

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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 8:48am On Nov 13, 2022
tctrills:

The Lord earned against people like you who would add to the word of God. There in nothing like rapture Christianity. Stop introducing pagan worship into Christianity.

The times of ignorance have passed, iti, don't swipe your face against the Lord's sword
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 9:41pm On Dec 25, 2022
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Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Daughterboard(m): 9:39am On Dec 26, 2022
MrPresident1:



Isaiah 11:6
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

Isaiah
11:8 And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.

If there will be no sex or reproduction in heaven, where will the little child come from, or the sucking child, or the weaned child?

Paradise is different from heaven. This is where Jehovah's Witnesses got it right.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 11:28am On Dec 26, 2022
Daughterboard:


Paradise is different from heaven. This is where Jehovah's Witnesses got it right.

Tell us the difference between paradise and heaven
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Ken4Christ: 5:23pm On Dec 26, 2022
MrPresident1:
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

This verse has been taken out of context because people did not realise that this verse is not talking about end times, it is talking about the aftermath of the return of Jesus, when Israel is redeemed, after the Day of Judgment. The key to this is in verse 4

Isaiah 4:4
When the Lord shall have washed away the filth of the daughters of Zion, and shall have purged the blood of Jerusalem from the midst thereof by the spirit of judgment, and by the spirit of burning.

Isaiah 1:27
Zion shall be redeemed with judgment, and her converts with righteousness.

As you can see, when we relate Isaiah 4:4 with Isaiah 1:27 we can get an understanding of Isaiah 4:1. We can successfully locate the context of Isaiah 4:1 not as an end time verse but a post judgment, post rapture, post coming of Jesus verse.

The redemption of zion will be in judgment

It's not taking place in heaven. It is during the Millennium Reign of Christ on earth.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 7:13pm On Dec 26, 2022
Ken4Christ:


It's not taking place in heaven. It is during the Millennium Reign of Christ on earth.

The thousand year reign is in the past circa 500AD to 1500AD
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Ken4Christ: 9:52pm On Dec 26, 2022
MrPresident1:


The thousand year reign is in the past circa 500AD to 1500AD

You are very wrong. Several events that will happen before the Millennium Reign are yet to happen.

The rapture of the church will take place first

The Saints left behind will face great tribulation - Revelation 7

There will be seven trumpet judgment on the earth

Two witnesses will be released to prophecy for three and a half years.

The anti Christ will be revealed that will rule from a confederalism of ten European nations - Revelation 13.

The false Christ will be revealed - Revelation 13?

The mark of the beast will be instituted - 666

The Jews will be persecuted

144,000 Jews aka elect will be raptured.

Christ will come back

There will be war between Christ and The anti Christ and he will defeat them.

The anti Christ and the false Christ will be thrown into the Lake of Fire.

Satan will be bound for 1,000 years.

Then Christ will Reign for 1,000 years on earth.

Details of all these events will be released soon in a book that should be in a very big volume.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 10:11pm On Dec 26, 2022
Ken4Christ:


You are very wrong. Several events that will happen before the Millennium Reign are yet to happen.
The rapture of the church will take place first
The Saints left behind will face great tribulation - Revelation 7
There will be seven trumpet judgment on the earth
Two witnesses will be released to prophecy for three and a half years.
The anti Christ will be revealed that will rule from a confederalism of ten European nations - Revelation 13.
The false Christ will be revealed - Revelation 13?
The mark of the beast will be instituted - 666
The Jews will be persecuted
144,000 Jews aka elect will be raptured.
Christ will come back
There will be war between Christ and The anti Christ and he will defeat them.
The anti Christ and the false Christ will be thrown into the Lake of Fire.
Satan will be bound for 1,000 years.
Then Christ will Reign for 1,000 years on earth.
Details of all these events will be released soon in a book that should be in a very big volume.

Guy, kept it moving. I have no time for you
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 10:13pm On Dec 26, 2022
Ken4Christ:


You are very wrong. Several events that will happen before the Millennium Reign are yet to happen.
The rapture of the church will take place first
The Saints left behind will face great tribulation - Revelation 7
There will be seven trumpet judgment on the earth
Two witnesses will be released to prophecy for three and a half years.
The anti Christ will be revealed that will rule from a confederalism of ten European nations - Revelation 13.
The false Christ will be revealed - Revelation 13?
The mark of the beast will be instituted - 666
The Jews will be persecuted
144,000 Jews aka elect will be raptured.
Christ will come back
There will be war between Christ and The anti Christ and he will defeat them.
The anti Christ and the false Christ will be thrown into the Lake of Fire.
Satan will be bound for 1,000 years.
Then Christ will Reign for 1,000 years on earth.
Details of all these events will be released soon in a book that should be in a very big volume.

Guy, kept it moving. I have no time for you. You know nothing.
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by Ken4Christ: 8:00am On Dec 27, 2022
MrPresident1:


Guy, kept it moving. I have no time for you. You know nothing.

I am giving you details. Prove to me one by one that these events that are supposed to happen before the Millennium Reign of Christ has already happened.

When was Satan bound?

When the Christ return to establish his Millennium Reign.

You are one of the false teachers of our days.

May God deliver gullible souls from your hands in the mighty name of Jesus. Amen
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 8:05am On Dec 27, 2022
Ken4Christ:


I am giving you details. Prove to me one by one that these events that are supposed to happen before the Millennium Reign of Christ has already happened.

When was Satan bound?

When the Christ return to establish his Millennium Reign.

You are one of the false teachers of our days.

May God deliver gullible souls from your hands in the mighty name of Jesus. Amen

Guy, keep it moving!
Re: There Will Be Sex In Heaven! by MrPresident1: 10:18pm On Feb 19, 2023
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