For a lover, if you are to chose among:
A prostittttute
A witch
A thief
Who will you chose if it’s only these 3 categories of people we have and it is an offence not to have a lover. For me perhaps the 2nd.

evil666:

For a lover, if you are to chose among:
A prostittttute love-peddler 
A witch
A thief
Who will you chose if it’s only these 3 categories of people we have and it is an offence not to have a lover. For me perhaps the 2nd.

I go for love-peddler, btw I don't believe in witch. A pros can give it to me the way I want it, btw that's her profession so she always sure that her office is clean.

@op still this post is unromantic,

so much for Nairaland romance!!

I would take the love peddler~

REALITY101:

I go for love-peddler, btw I don't believe in witch. A pros can give it to me the way I want it, btw that's her profession so she always sure that her office is clean.

@op still this post is unromantic,  

Guy ve u ever slept with a witch, they are good , guy try it and come with your story.
your choice of a prostitute well, its ur choice, but that goes with high risk

evil666:

Guy ve u ever slept with a witch, they are good , guy try it and come with your story.
your choice of a love-peddler well, its your choice, but that goes with high risk

and witch and thief do not come wiv high risk,

the love peddler can always get tested!

She can get tested today ok? but are you going to be doing the test everyday

1st option . . .  with abstinence in d contract tho" . . .  

Creamish:

1st option . . .  with abstinence in d contract tho" . . .  

sweetheart im just missin u here, im so cold~

take procold.

na him b say u go die na . .cos d love no de.

Dis evil magana wetin be dis sef?dis one na primary skool talk na,besides i dey fear u cos u don fc.uk witch b4,u truly are EVIL

s.ohiemi:

Dis evil magana wetin be dis sef?dis one na primary skool talk na,besides i dey fear u cos u don fc.uk witch b4,u truly are EVIL

In this our society we are too scared of witches, they are just normal beings just that some fly at night.
All those ogbanje girls and river/marine chicks that we blow, are they not all witches? they are very fine and good in bed.

^^^^ gosh guy u is truly evil

evil666:

For a lover, if you are to chose among:
A prostittttute
A witch
A thief
Who will you chose if it’s only these 3 categories of people we have and it is an offence not to have a lover. For me perhaps the 2nd.

Then I pledge guilty.

tjskii:

^^^^ gosh guy u is truly evil

sweetheart,

I was thinking abt u~

youngman freee me na,i no wan do,na by force

i like evil666 speaks his mind, shi_t can't do witches she could put a spell on my stuff and padlock it for life, can't do love peddlers HIV risk i will go for the thief meaning i have to keep my stash safe, word

I'd take the thief i think. Even if he steals, its okay while we live apart. If we ever end up cohabitating, whatever he steals from me, will still remain in our home. haha Besides, he'll be stealing from the prostitutes and the witch, but then again, the witch might put a spell on hhim and his family (which would include me) so maybe I'd better date the witch instead?! Forget the prostitute. That one is bound to be cursed by the witch someday.

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I will go for the witch so he will make me richer

hinduism:

I will go for the witch so he will make me richer

Who tell you witches bring anything good. why do u think they are feared and hated.

I think a thief is less risky than the others, , the only danger is that she might get cauhgt or killed. and if so, i move on.

hinduism:

I will go for the witch so he will make me richer

good, and she f@cks well too

since i dont beleive in witch, i will go for it