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Comeuppance,coworkers,extra Stupid,grocerystore, Romantic by Okasnr(m): 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ake A Hint, Not A Sample COMEUPPANCE, COWORKERS, EXTRA STUPID, GROCERY STORE, HARASSMENT, USA | | ROMANTIC | JULY 2, 2019 (I hand out samples at a grocery store. There is an undercover security officer who always comes by and hits on me, despite the numerous times I’ve told him I am not interested. Today, the store is super busy but nobody seems to want any of my samples. Then, I see him coming.) Security: “Hey, you. How’s it going?” Me: *annoyed* “Fine.” Security: “Oh, don’t be sad. I’m here. You need a hug?” *opens his arms* Me: “No.” Security: “How about a smile? Science says you’ll feel better if you smile.” Me: “No.” Security: *picking up a sample cup* “That’s okay. You’re still pretty even when you’re mad.” Me: *silent* Security: “I haven’t eaten since breakfast. I’m starving! Are these candies or antacids or something? Berry flavored, right?” Me: *glances at the bottle on the table* “They’re actually—“ Security: “So, lots of customers today?” *takes another sample cup* Me: “No.” Security: “Who could walk by you and not want to say hi?” Me: *shrugs* Security: “I’d spend all day here if I could.” *takes two more samples* Me: *silent* Security: “But I was also thinking about dinner and a movie tonight.” *takes another sample* “What do you think?” Me: “I think you just ate five fiber tablets on an empty stomach.” *points to the bottle on the table* (He looked panicked for a minute, then walked away without another word. I heard from one of the store employees that he spent quite a while in the bathroom that day.) |
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