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How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 2:03am On Jul 21, 2019
Masturbation is really bad for you due to its barrage of side effects you might witness later on. Not only do you feel guilty and weak after each session, it makes you think bad about yourself and its as if you have lost you self worth.
Many a time you vowed with your life never to try that but immediately after uttering those words, you find yourself in the act. And you cant help it once it catches up to you.
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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 2:10am On Jul 21, 2019
Tip 1: Always try to be adamant to masturbation thoughts. Your mind is the Amazon of your actions. If you dont think of it, you wouldn't do it.

Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Magnoliaa(f): 4:14am On Jul 21, 2019
#coughs#
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by judgementyard(m): 6:00am On Jul 21, 2019
Vaseline crew won't like this thread. grin

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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by TrollKiller(m): 6:13am On Jul 21, 2019
So because some guys claim that masturbation Affected them, boom!
You wrote a book and slammed a price of #1500 on it.
Your case is like an upcoming artist whose first song requires 20mb to download. Not much people will download it.
Reduce your price. Ilegendd started humbly in his first days

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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 9:32am On Jul 21, 2019
TrollKiller:
So because some guys claim that masturbation Affected them, boom!
You wrote a book and slammed a price of #1500 on it.
Your case is like an upcoming artist whose first song requires 20mb to download. Not much people will download it.
Reduce your price. Ilegendd started humbly in his first days
well Sir, this book has being making sales on Amazon for the past 6 months. It was written long before that thread was opened.
The ebook is worth the amount. There are various things you might have being doing wrong that makes you relapse. Its is revealed and carefully dealt with in that book. We recommend you get one for yourself.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 10:33am On Jul 21, 2019
Magnoliaa:
#coughs#
Hi there Sis. Are you in any way battling with an addiction?
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 4:50pm On Jul 21, 2019
Tip 2: Never go back to your vomit. Most times after going days or even wweks without masturbating, you start having the urge to try it one more time jut to assure yoursellf of your triumphant victory over masturbation.
But guess what? The moment you try go back to your bad habit, it catches on you so bad that you will masturbate like 3 times in a day. Havent you noticed?
The best thing is to try to avoid it totally, dont try to check your progress. Infact dont ever look back, the mind has a subtle way of putting you in a tight corner.
The thoughts come like 'Hmm. For a whooping 7 days straight I havent masturbated, man! This calls for celebration.' And then you assure yourself that you wont masturbate even after watching Porn. You go ahead to try and maybe you are lucky not to masturbate immediately after watching, thats for the strong willed. But sooner or later when you are all alone what I term Playback mode will start streaming live those porn scenes you watched earlier in your mind.
Now this is where most fall victim when the urge is too much, they yield! And then we are back to square one.
Sighs.
We have treated the strategies you can implore in order to get past that defining moment of truth in the ebook.
Get yours and Flip to Creating a Diversion, in there lies the answers to your questions.

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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 5:19pm On Jul 21, 2019
Tip 3: Lemme watch small and come out: the doom of near successful abstainance from masturbation.
It is an open secret that that the main Commander in Chief of Jerking Forces is the little guy that goes by the name Porn.
Porn is not a fan of little things, it likes being the big guy.
Videos as simple as they may seem are the ropes that either ties you down in the habit or loosen its grip on you.
Many struggling addicts have fallen for this biggest scam of the century.
There is no such thing as watching just 'small' of pornography because you will watch every video in there stopping only when your data exhausts or you spill. These are the only two scenarios that can make you watch just 'small'. Like a starving Lion fed with a little piece of meat, your predatory sense seeks for more meat(videos ) to consume in order to pacify the monstrous urge that you are feeling.
'I will just watch one video and go back to my assignments', Scam!! Run for your life. It is better you dont open any at all than living on a false pretence of just watching one porn video out of close to a million others.
Who do you think will help you watch the rest? Pontius Pilate?
You better do the needful by staying far away, dont even try opening, dont click the little white triangle like shape bro.
If you do, just kiss all days of controlling the habit good bye because you must masturbate. Should I increase the volume people?
The moment you give in to that thought, just know that you are doomed.
Try your possible best to stay away from porn.
If you can desist from watching Porn, trust me, you are 80% there. The rest of the 20% are your thoughts.

Shun Porn and reprogram your thoughts, only then can you be walking the lane of the free man.

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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 7:39am On Jul 22, 2019
Tip 3: Never sleep face down. Most times you get triggered to masturbate by the caress of your blanket. That is why it is highly recommended to sleep face up in most cases.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 1:09pm On Jul 22, 2019
Buying the ebook is not the problem, practicing what is written inside the book is what counts.
Dont just read and throw away the guidelines outlined properly in the book. You need to take action if you really want to be in control.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Magnoliaa(f): 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2019
sparkle7:

Hi there Sis. Are you in any way battling with an addiction?



Yes. I'm addicted to my phone.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 7:03pm On Jul 23, 2019
Magnoliaa:


Yes. I'm addicted to my phone.
okay. The book is great for stopping any kind of addiction. You want me to send you a preview?
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jul 23, 2019
lolzzz this guy funny oh u even write book because of fap. when I still dey fap like food I read one book "HOW TO STOP ALL ADDICTIONS" for the back of the book the author picture dey there, as I read the book finish turn the back see pictures omo come see the way I take fap on top the book lolzzz I lose hope finish. but since the beginning of this year man no fap again oh and I no read any book before I stop

my point now be say if u wan stop fap na ur hand e dey to stop no be inside book

South south region
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 8:10pm On Jul 27, 2019
dannyrhymes600:
lolzzz this guy funny oh u even write book because of fap. when I still dey fap like food I read one book "HOW TO STOP ALL ADDICTIONS" for the back of the book the author picture dey there, as I read the book finish turn the back see pictures omo come see the way I take fap on top the book lolzzz I lose hope finish. but since the beginning of this year man no fap again oh and I no read any book before I stop

my point now be say if u wan stop fap na ur hand e dey to stop no be inside book

South south region
We wish it was as easy as you have said.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Callertunez: 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2019
Hi bro, how many pages are in your book? I would want to write soon... Need an idea of the number of pages I should be looking at
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Fanika22: 5:55pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Pasima(m): 5:59pm On Jul 28, 2019
I masturbate everyday and I cant stop help me
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 7:01am On Jul 29, 2019
Callertunez:
Hi bro, how many pages are in your book? I would want to write soon... Need an idea of the number of pages I should be looking at
Hello sir just 11k words should give you enough pages. By the way ensure you write on a topic that you have prior knowledge on.
If you want to write 10k words, you must be a good story teller and must know how to describe or elaborate fully what you want to write.

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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 7:22am On Jul 29, 2019
Fanika22:
Would masturbation cause loss of erection at the point of penetrating a woman?

Please state your opinions

Dear Fanika22
Am afraid you are right. I have witnessed such loss of erection. Masturbating distorts you memory and perception of the female gender. When you masturbate so many times, it will affect you in the long run. Forget all these white man crap that it is healthy, never take their word for it.
A friend of mine who was a Ceo of masturbation is having serious issues with his partner.
They were in the mood after some cuddling and all, then it came down to business and Dickson refused to stand! After much ado, it did came erect but so weak to do anything.
Dude had to excuse himself on the bases of medicine his mum gave him.
The funny thing is that he went home that day and played some porn and with just 2 strokes he was hard as rock.
Now that got him thinking so hard, what could have caused such ugly incident he experienced with his gf?
Although he is just one guy, but that speaks volume on what anyone can experience.
The sooner you stop now, the better for you.
Don't drink from a cup you can't wash after using!
Also, I recommend you buy the book above, it has some hidden secrets on how to control masturbation.
Regards.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Callertunez: 7:36am On Jul 29, 2019
sparkle7:

Hello sir just 11k words should give you enough pages. By the way ensure you write on a topic that you have prior knowledge on.
If you want to write 10k words, you must be a good story teller and must know how to describe or elaborate fully what you want to write.
oh.... Thank you
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 7:43am On Jul 29, 2019
Pasima:
I masturbate everyday and I cant stop help me
Hello Pasima,
The first question I would love to ask you is this, are you at home or do you work?
Most times masturbation thoughts come to us when we are the least busy.
When you don't have anything doing, anything finds you to do, in this instance, masturbation.
How busy is you schedule? That is one of the potent solutions to masturbation, start up something to do. When I was in school, I enrolled into some programing classes hosted by a school agency for free.
The teachings were so tense coupled with assignment from both school and I.t school, that not even a thought sof masturbation came to me for a whooping 2.5 months straight.
Another potent distraction is ' Think money!'. Have you gone to the at fiverr thread in business section? Uhmm, how about that domain selling thread in the business section too? Or the amazon kindle publishing guy?
How wouldn't you be a slave to masturbation when all you Nairaland time revolves around the Romance section?
After reading those thread and see the amount of money peeps are making with the Same subscription you use to watch porn, I bet you will lock up your Dick in a safe box and get to work.
Money oriented mindset can help free you from the shackles of masturbation.
Another thing I want you to do for me is to never visit the romance section again until you can boast of at least 1 week straight of no fap.
I implore you to frequent the business section always.
Go learn some skills bro. Be wary of the scammers! Don't fall for cheap lies.
Bro get yourself up, dust up your butt and think of how to get the ''moolah'
I also recommended you get a copy of the book above for more indept tips, strategies and life experience on how to be the boss.
Regards.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 7:49am On Jul 29, 2019
Callertunez:
Hi bro, how many pages are in your book? I would want to write soon... Need an idea of the number of pages I should be looking at
Aim to write on what you have a sound knowledge on. Also before writing, dish out the topics, and sub headings on a piece of paper then blend them out fully with detailed description of the subject matter.
That's what I have being using to write 11k words in 6 days, with just an Android phone.
Regards.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Callertunez: 7:51am On Jul 29, 2019
sparkle7:

Aim to write on what you have a sound knowledge on. Also before writing, dish out the topics, and sub headings on a piece of paper then blend them out fully with detailed description of the subject matter.
That's what I have being using to write 11k words in 6 days, with just an Android phone.
Regards.
really appreciate.. Thank you
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Callertunez: 8:08am On Jul 29, 2019
Thanks for the previous replies bro...which app do you use to type on your phone and do you also go online to convert to PDF? Also on keywords, how does it work
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Fanika22: 9:39am On Jul 29, 2019
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Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Fanika22: 9:45am On Jul 29, 2019
Pasima:
I masturbate everyday and I cant stop help me
you've got a girlfriend?
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Pasima(m): 11:41am On Jul 29, 2019
I only do it at night
sparkle7:

Hello Pasima,
The first question I would love to ask you is this, are you at home or do you work?
Most times masturbation thoughts come to us when we are the least busy.
When you don't have anything doing, anything finds you to do, in this instance, masturbation.
How busy is you schedule? That is one of the potent solutions to masturbation, start up something to do. When I was in school, I enrolled into some programing classes hosted by a school agency for free.
The teachings were so tense coupled with assignment from both school and I.t school, that not even a thought sof masturbation came to me for a whooping 2.5 months straight.
Another potent distraction is ' Think money!'. Have you gone to the at fiverr thread in business section? Uhmm, how about that domain selling thread in the business section too? Or the amazon kindle publishing guy?
How wouldn't you be a slave to masturbation when all you Nairaland time revolves around the Romance section?
After reading those thread and see the amount of money peeps are making with the Same subscription you use to watch porn, I bet you will lock up your Dick in a safe box and get to work.
Money oriented mindset can help free you from the shackles of masturbation.
Another thing I want you to do for me is to never visit the romance section again until you can boast of at least 1 week straight of no fap.
I implore you to frequent the business section always.
Go learn some skills bro. Be wary of the scammers! Don't fall for cheap lies.
Bro get yourself up, dust up your butt and think of how to get the ''moolah'
I also recommended you get a copy of the book above for more indept tips, strategies and life experience on how to be the boss.
Regards.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Pasima(m): 11:42am On Jul 29, 2019
No
Fanika22:

you've got a girlfriend?
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 29, 2019
sparkle7:

We wish it was as easy as you have said.
it's easy, just channel your mind to another thing maybe weight lifting football basketball ball or working sofa u don't stay indoors u will conquer it sooner than expected just believe you can
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by sparkle7: 11:21am On Jul 30, 2019
dannyrhymes600:

it's easy, just channel your mind to another thing maybe weight lifting football basketball ball or working sofa u don't stay indoors u will conquer it sooner than expected just believe you can
yeah same ish I have been iterating since, thanks for your helpful inputs.
Re: How To Control Masturbation: Like A Boss by Ranchhoddas: 11:41am On Jul 30, 2019
sparkle7:

Hello Pasima,
The first question I would love to ask you is this, are you at home or do you work?
Most times masturbation thoughts come to us when we are the least busy.
When you don't have anything doing, anything finds you to do, in this instance, masturbation.
How busy is you schedule? That is one of the potent solutions to masturbation, start up something to do. When I was in school, I enrolled into some programing classes hosted by a school agency for free.
The teachings were so tense coupled with assignment from both school and I.t school, that not even a thought sof masturbation came to me for a whooping 2.5 months straight.
Another potent distraction is ' Think money!'. Have you gone to the at fiverr thread in business section? Uhmm, how about that domain selling thread in the business section too? Or the amazon kindle publishing guy?
How wouldn't you be a slave to masturbation when all you Nairaland time revolves around the Romance section?
After reading those thread and see the amount of money peeps are making with the Same subscription you use to watch porn, I bet you will lock up your Dick in a safe box and get to work.
Money oriented mindset can help free you from the shackles of masturbation.
Another thing I want you to do for me is to never visit the romance section again until you can boast of at least 1 week straight of no fap.
I implore you to frequent the business section always.
Go learn some skills bro. Be wary of the scammers! Don't fall for cheap lies.
Bro get yourself up, dust up your butt and think of how to get the ''moolah'
I also recommended you get a copy of the book above for more indept tips, strategies and life experience on how to be the boss.
Regards.
Even the busiest man in the world would find time to masturbate if he wants to. How many minutes does it take
I think the solution is realizing you have a real problem that is potentially destructive and make a FIRM decision to stop.
It a matter of WILL.
You can't be too busy for masturbation. No more than you can be too busy for actual sex anyway.

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