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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:48pm On Nov 07, 2010
ha stud abeg wear ur karat bck oo , una don see specimen wey u wan bisect abi ,
wen dem see dem go kon dey ask if my k leg was from birth or na trailer press me ,
pls ur own no go spoil o, i stil dey beg honet to stop his army drilling wen handling my ibadi , u 2 wan cum use my bori  do barracks tseeew  angry cheesy cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 4:49pm On Nov 07, 2010
Chei!!! FOR SUNDAY,IDO N ELEMENT,UNA KNOW DEY GO CHURCH ABI?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 4:50pm On Nov 07, 2010
Chei!!! FOR SUNDAY,IDO N ELEMENT,UNA KNOW DEY GO CHURCH ABI?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 4:50pm On Nov 07, 2010
ARE U GUYS CRAZY!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 07, 2010
Element,mechie ur mouth there,dont u knw what u're doing is 'public rated'?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:55pm On Nov 07, 2010
Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] **removes ring and pockets it too** let the games begin! smiley smiley [/size]
out of all , u sef
chei u follow demon chop , abi na dat ayangba u carry take toto swear 4 u oo
no vex me o na sunday  angry angry cool


@el guapo
mr oga shey God vex wen eve totori adam no he jus talk make dem mutiply wisely
so abeg look your lane if your prick dey take style rise viewing my me and honet convention  tongue cheesy cheesy cool

ps : spk to my husy wiv redskirt my frien , wetin do u angry angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 4:55pm On Nov 07, 2010
Ido's big bweast dey drive me crazy

Element suck the left bweast make i suck the right

mr bone back off
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 4:57pm On Nov 07, 2010
[size=14pt] ido abeg close ur mouth dia and cooperate angry [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 4:59pm On Nov 07, 2010
*punches vicks in d mouth* wats ur probs bro angry angry angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2010
Dis toto na free for all

I no go slack
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 5:02pm On Nov 07, 2010
[size=14pt] element no worry make i finish watching Chelsea's match smiley [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:03pm On Nov 07, 2010
e be like say u don drink something stud undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:04pm On Nov 07, 2010
quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=538180.msg7096126#msg7096126 date=1289145477]
[size=14pt] ido abeg close your mouth dia and cooperate angry [/size]
[quote][/quote]
u no wot grab d nearest umbrella next 2 u , insert in ur anaus till u find ur pick point den i no u have coperated and cus i can clearly see ur reaction den we can take it from dia.Ewuuu

@stud
^studdd behave b4 i delete u nana , angry angry. btwn whose toto are u talkin about
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:05pm On Nov 07, 2010
vicks i can see dat u are high already undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 5:09pm On Nov 07, 2010
Toto too sweet and i like sweet things

IDo
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:10pm On Nov 07, 2010
Stud i can see dat u are really drunk undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:11pm On Nov 07, 2010
^ so am guesing u were referrng dat ur wife toto slack den cus , dat shud b d only sweet tin u like shey  undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 5:14pm On Nov 07, 2010
I'm tired of eating one thing year in year out

I wan try something different
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:15pm On Nov 07, 2010
looll , haa stud moet don high u tru tru
enter magodo go pick bogof na , buyone getone free
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2010
ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 5:20pm On Nov 07, 2010
Name your price IDO
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:21pm On Nov 07, 2010
[size=17pt]GOSH STUD DONT U GET IT? MY GIRLS TOTO AINT ON AUCTION OK?[/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:22pm On Nov 07, 2010
u dey craze , u beta go and pick ur offer

i off market d only person dat can import and export me is my  honet skoboko  wink grin grin grin
so ejowo emabinu ori
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 5:23pm On Nov 07, 2010
Lets hear from the horses mouth

There's nothing money cannot do
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:25pm On Nov 07, 2010
*grabs his darlings bosom at d very eyes of stud and kisses it* stud man, as i said u aint gonna get any of dis cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2010
Chei,the stuff don enter Double bang!!!Abeg abeg make una make space 4 me,its more interesting at party
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 5:28pm On Nov 07, 2010
Maybe na to kidnap be the only option left
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:31pm On Nov 07, 2010
u urself no go one use fire play na angry angry angry, touch her make i see
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 5:35pm On Nov 07, 2010
Hello. cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:35pm On Nov 07, 2010
Studio CFR:

Lets hear from the horses mouth
There's nothing money cannot do
dont worry , i go by d saying and buy your wife toto for a DAY JUS 2 WISH MY GRANDAD A HIGHLY INTIMATE BDAY
i swear stop mixing agbo wiv your urine jus bcus u wana b d first to prescribe drug for your warapa, stop drinking your home remedy visit Luth oo
cus u don dey kolomental
Element G:

*grabs his darlings bosom at d very eyes of stud and kisses it* stud man, as i said u aint gonna get any of dis cheesy cheesy cheesy
baby now put dat pinocchio in d right hole  and let me confess his glory  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

El Guapo:

Chei,the stuff don enter Double bang!!!Abeg abeg make una make space 4 me,its more interesting at triple sin
hmmm u beta do your sef a favor , enter alahausa go pick dem ,cus if u liv til 2 late den fit chance u liv u okola(gal wiv tribal mark)
nonsense evrybody dey off cloth u sef wan show me ribs tseew
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 5:36pm On Nov 07, 2010
stud,no fink about kidnap abeg,jxt negotiate ur way in here,chei am enjoying
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:37pm On Nov 07, 2010
hi Taz

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