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NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 2:48pm On May 01, 2011
This is coming Live from the stables of [size=14pt]J[/size]omo-Gbomo

We've maintained our reputation as a leading auction brand, both locally and Internationally, this would not have been possible without our faithful friends and customers, and to this end, we say a big thank you, we really hope you're still enjoying the many items your bought from our stables last winter, we bet you did, who wouldn't?
Coming to you this summer is the best from your wildest dreams, yeah, you heard me right---your summer delight!

The chics will be auctioned off this summer, there's never a better time than now to do so, we have in our stables items of different shapes, cup sizes, bum sizes, colours, and if you want yours with an added swag, Jomo is here at your beck and call.

Let the pre-orders keep coming in, ye sons of Adam~~
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 6:40pm On May 01, 2011
I promise the best summer ever, and on this, I will deliver

[size=14pt] Let the auctions begin![/size] ****drums beating*****

Where can you ever find wits, charm, swag and a little dirty somfn somfn rolled up in one? [size=5pt]{who doesn't like a little dirty somfn somfn? I sure as hell do}[/size]

I know where, stay on, stay glued, for the first item coming on auction after months of inactivtiy, it's crazy, if you can't handle the heat she emanates, it's either you leave now or you risk being melted completely by it. . . .
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:10pm On May 01, 2011
. . okay, let's get this started, haters can like to get a sodding life!

I'm bringing from my stables the hottest meal ever, you filthy sons of Adam would have to be very very crazy to lay a handle on this wild horse. She's a natural seducer with teething wits, I know right?, that sounds like títs, well fortunately for the lucky bástard who gets to take her home, she's got that too!

Cup size: 32DD
Bum size: erhm, we really can't give an accurate figure on this, but we are able to beat our chest like a well fed chimpanzee, that this chic has got it, whatever it is that you ever fantasized about

Ladies and gentlemen , I give you Rokiatu!

Pros:  A brilliant mind, an amazing humor, a classy lifestyle and an an inner beauty to go with it.  She's exactly the take home to mama that you ever wished for {you should be careful about taking her home to Papa, as that could affect your parents marriage}, legend has it that she could also flex in 25 positions {we don't know this for sure, but hey, you might just be the first to find out}----other side perks; humble, natural, slightly religious, a perfect mama for the kids.


Cons: Very traditional, doesn't flow with advent in technology, not exactly the type who could teach  kids how to use the Ipad. She's also known to move from being very humorous to being very boring within the slight of a second.  Forget your boyhood sexual fatansies, it aint gonna happen with Rokiatu, all you get is the traditional missionary position, no handcuffs, no dress-ups, no hanky panky games, just traditional!


Bidding start at 1000 naira

go on fellas, it's too sad to be alone!

Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Phate07(m): 8:10pm On May 01, 2011

Gbomo Gbomo! I want to bid on Babe! AND Chima! Dammit! angry
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:13pm On May 01, 2011
Phate07:


Gbomo Gbomo! I want to bid on Babe! AND Chima! Dammit! angry



We have your orders in mind, coming up soon enough cool
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by 190: 8:14pm On May 01, 2011
[size=18pt]I bid N900 for rokiatu!![/size]
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by r231(m): 8:16pm On May 01, 2011
N2000 cash now now
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:18pm On May 01, 2011
190:

[size=18pt]I bid N900 for rokiatu!![/size]

sorry boss, you ve just been outbidded by a wealthier poster below


r231:

N2000 cash now now
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Phate07(m): 8:19pm On May 01, 2011

I bid 500 pesewas for Rokiatu. angry
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:19pm On May 01, 2011
I bid 1001 naira
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:20pm On May 01, 2011
Leading Bidder

r231
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:22pm On May 01, 2011
#2650
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by BABE3: 8:23pm On May 01, 2011
$ 5000!
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by r231(m): 8:24pm On May 01, 2011
7000k


BABE!:

$ 5000!

we use Naira here madam grin grin
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Phate07(m): 8:24pm On May 01, 2011

I bid 8000 angry
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:25pm On May 01, 2011
150k
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:25pm On May 01, 2011
BABE!:

$ 5000!

erhm, you are currently among the items to go on auction in the not too distant future, so you shouldn't really be bidding on other items.
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by r231(m): 8:25pm On May 01, 2011
250k
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by 190: 8:25pm On May 01, 2011
I bid N3200
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by BABE3: 8:26pm On May 01, 2011
I hope yall are aware of the dollar sign at the back of my figures!  undecided tongue

@ the Auctioneer! Auction ko, cash and carry ni!

Abeg shift make I pass--
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:27pm On May 01, 2011
REALITY101:

150k

the urgency with which you've been putting down these figures shows you really can't wait to claim your prize.  Hmnn, I bet you have some filthy thoughts at the back of your mind, take it easy sir, Rokiatu can make you go bankrupt!
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:27pm On May 01, 2011
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME IT STARTED GOSH-DARNIT! I FEEL BETRAYED!  cry cry

I bid 300 US. and a car rim cool cool

@r231 you'd have to negotiate with 190  grin
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:28pm On May 01, 2011
BABE!:

I hope yall are aware of the dollar sign at the back of my figures!  undecided tongue

@ the Auctioneer! Auction ko, cash and carry ni!

Abeg shift make I pass--


sheesh, don't make a sound, keep quiet and look cute, we don't wanna scare our customers away do we?
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by r231(m): 8:29pm On May 01, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME IT STARTED GOSH-DARNIT! I FEEL BETRAYED!  cry cry

I bid 300 US. and a car rim cool cool

@r231 you'd have to negotiate with 190  grin


i dont negotiate with broke a3s cheesy grin

my bank acct does the negotiation  grin cheesy
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by 190: 8:31pm On May 01, 2011
^Who is broke ass

My woman is not for SALE!! AND ITS FINAL!!


Jomo gbomo if you dont want PROBLEM here PLEASE I REPEAT DONT ADD MY WOMAN Mzdarkskin & ogugua angry angryTO your cattles you're auctioning for sale!!


i bid N4000 FOR ROKIATU!! angry angry
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by BABE3: 8:32pm On May 01, 2011
Jomo-gbomo:


sheesh, don't make a sound, keep quiet and look cute, we don't wanna scare our customers away do we?

Crazy guy! I'm out!

When Hotie Tima is ready, Ping me! smiley
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:32pm On May 01, 2011
Jomo-gbomo:

the urgency with which you've been putting down these figures shows you really can't wait to claim your prize.  Hmnn, I bet you have some filthy thoughts at the back of your mind, take it easy sir, Rokiatu can make you go bankrupt!

I am loaded bro no problem. .  I can take care of it. I hope I can buy as much as I want as long as I have the $#
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:32pm On May 01, 2011
r231:

i dont negotiate with broke a3s cheesy grin

my bank acct does the negotiation  grin cheesy

grin grin grin grin grin grin
<<teary eyed from laughter!  grin

190 go wooze you oo! lol

I bid N5000 for Rokiatu! cool
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:33pm On May 01, 2011
455k
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Jomogbomo4: 8:34pm On May 01, 2011
Jomo gbomo if you dont want PROBLEM here PLEASE I REPEAT DONT ADD MY WOMAN Mzdarkskin & ogugua

hmnn, talking about Mzdarkskin & ogugua, i hope you know this is strictly business, nothing personal
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by r231(m): 8:34pm On May 01, 2011
470k
Re: NL auctions----> MzDArkskin sold to 190! by Nobody: 8:34pm On May 01, 2011
^^@ reality and r231 naira, sterling or dollar?  

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